The Louvre was forced to close this week due to rising floodwaters along the Seine, with curators scrambling to remove 200,000 pieces of priceless artwork from underground storerooms and protect them from potential water damage. What do you think?


“There are some Etruscan marble reliefs they could keep in the basement as far as I’m concerned.”

Lars Moore • Vermin Locator

“This must come as a huge relief to the thousands of tourists who felt obligated to spend half the day there.”

Pete Maddrell • Drywall Hanger

“Okay, but they’re missing out on the greatest dadaist installation in history.”

June Wiersma • Theory Auditor