Senate Won’t Prevent Airlines From Shrinking Seats

An amendment that would have required the FAA to maintain a minimum seat size on all airlines for the “safety, health, and comfort” of its passengers was voted against in the Senate 42-54. What do you think?

“You know those bastards are getting exit-row seat after exit-row seat in kickbacks.”

Burt Seide • Chord Strummer


“I’ve always said that whether or not passengers get blood clots is for the free market to decide.”

Hazel Welsley • Baseball Autographer

“If people want better seating that badly, they can always go get a pilot’s license.”

Chuck Weninger • General Fireproofer

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