Sex On Mars Will Be Difficult, Study Finds

A study in the journal Futures found that the low-gravity environment of Mars, combined with small colony sizes, will likely make conception and pregnancy very difficult and will possibly require the bioengineering of a new kind of human being. What do you think?

“I think it’ll get easier once they manage to build a few romantic restaurants.”

Bentley Hughes • Professional Lambaster

“I’m sure human ingenuity has what it takes to overpopulate Mars.”

Jessica Wiles • Maternity Tester


“Terrible sex seems like a small price to pay to live in a red, oxygen-free hellscape.”

Salman Wright • Gravlax Briner

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