Shark Gives Virgin Birth

A captive hammerhead shark recently gave birth to a pup without the presence of a male. What do you think?

"Jesus is a SHARK?!"

Lee Pryor • Radio Engineer


"I am left in awe at the wonders of nature. No wait, not awe. Abject terror. Yes, that's it, abject terror."

Nelly Perrin • Teacher's Aide

"Maureen Dowd will be relieved: It turns out men aren't necessary. If you are a hammerhead shark, that is."

José Manteca • Dry Cleaner