Signs It’s Time To Rehome Your Dog

There’s no way you can have that dog in your home if it’s going to gnaw on your precious beef-scented plushies and squeaky bones.

At least you’re honest.

There’s not much use for a dead dog, but you know in your heart there’s a family out there that would be so much better at taking care of them than you would be.

It took about six months, but you did some research and discovered that the pet you thought you were getting looks completely different.

Your dog has spent months browsing the internet for home listings that are way beyond your budget, so stop trying to hold them back from their full potential.

If your pup had truly never met Michael Vick, then why are there so many photos of them in his infamous dog-fighting ring?

Hey, you got rid of your therapist, and you didn’t have to feed them or pick up their poop.

It’s either time to find your dog a different home or submit to him as the alpha.

If you’re not ready to talk about your dog’s problems with the long-term sustainability of direct-to-consumer supply chains, they’ve got to go.

Caring for your kids is hard enough—you don’t need another human-dog hybrid running around.

Yeah, your dog is being pretty upfront with you, but they’re planning on bailing as soon as they get another offer.

Any animal with such risky portfolio management is a danger to your family finances.

You only live one precious life. You cannot waste it all blissfully thinking about your adorable dog.

Your home is a safe space for your opinions and your opinions alone, and your dog should not be making you look bad at the dinner table.

And as if that weren’t bad enough, they’re also taking your girlfriend to prom.

If you think nothing is going to change between you, you’re just fooling yourself. Wish your dog success in their new life in Hollywood and move on.

The less witnesses who can place you in your home on the night of April 8th, the better.

Not all dogs match with all furniture. And it’s a really nice table so…

You hear me? Never! So go on, get outta here! Run off to somewhere Mr. Banksworth can’t get his greedy mitts on you!

Oh, hell no. You didn’t sign up for this!