Signs You Definitely Smoke Too Much Weed

Research has found no stronger indicator of excess weed smoking than being Derek.

Whether cracking up for hours or a single chuckle under your breath, laughing is a clear indication that you’re high out of your gourd.

Honestly the fact that you’re aware of what those are at all is a red flag.

Can’t you see what you’re doing to your body? The tomatoes are white.

And you won’t stop wailing until your mother brings in a bong to comfort you.

Only someone baked beyond belief would be able to show up at that place five days a week.

Stop clicking through this slideshow, your friends and family are concerned for you.

It’s time to claim back some self-respect.

While this would be true regardless of whether you were high or not, having the realization is a good sign you have been smoking a lot of weed.

Your corpse probably shouldn’t be on display as a reason not to do so many drugs.

You used to have a rich, vibrant existence that included meth, heroin, and cocaine, but they’ve all been pushed aside for this substance that’s taken over your life.

You probably don’t even know that your face is what millions of people online associate with euphoria, relaxation, increased appetite, anxiety, paranoia, and acute psychosis.

Sure, fashioning a bong out of an apple or a soda can is a fun little project, but your table? Your daughter’s computer? Your stairs?

People should not get high if they stand a few feet away from you and breathe normally, full stop.

Experiencing compulsions to write introspective pop melodies is an almost surefire sign that you need to lay off the herb.

Look in the mirror. An obvious sign of excessive weed use is dilated pupils that have morphed into the shape of a five-pronged pot leaf.

You’d have to be blasted out of your mind on that green goody-oody to make it this far through a fucking slideshow.

Learn to live in the moment for once.

Casual weed smokers don’t see Grobert—he only comes for those who’ve made marijuana a part of their lifestyle, so beware!

There’s enjoying some pot, and then there’s some really dire signs that you’re addicted.

It doesn’t matter how much you love falling asleep every night curled up in your bowl, snuggled up under a dime bag with your anthropomorphic nug wife— once your whole lifestyle revolves around weed, it’s time to give it up.

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