Signs You Will Never Actually Be Able To Retire

Welcome to your 70s as a Walmart greeter.

Can’t argue with the boss.

Those unable to build a nest egg from the hit trivia competition show may be forced to consider riskier options such as Wheel Of Fortune and Family Feud.

An ill portent for retirement, Your Grace.

These leeches will bleed you of every penny for the rest of your life.

They just haven’t found your arguments convincing enough.

Having medical expenses is a huge no-no when it comes to a retirement plan.

It may be cold comfort, but at least he’ll be able to retire when he’s 45.

At this rate, time is running out to cement your legacy as all-time greatest.

Them’s the breaks, kid.

There’s no way you’ll figure this one out before your 60th birthday.

If you don’t want to get denied entry into Heaven, you’ll need to keep working a few more decades until you can get that score into the 700 range.

Who knows how many more years of support they’ll need?

If no one shows up to your retirement party, then it’s clear that your employer and fellow colleagues don’t recognize your retirement and that you’ll need to keep working.

Not to mention that your grandchildren need you to cover their shifts this weekend.

Thirty years as a plumber and then you had to go and shoot a guy on your last week?

This misguided approach originates in a prank memo that executives at Goldman Sachs passed around in 1898 and was never meant to be taken seriously.

No matter how much you swat at it, it just won’t go away.

Tough break.