Signs Your Mother-In-Law Actually Hates You

Two warriors will enter the sacred arena, but only one will leave with your partner’s heart.

Once could have been anybody, but by now the pattern has become pretty clear.

This is an obvious ploy to make you miserable forever.

Try as you might, you can’t get her to treat you with the same level of affection she gives the child she raised from birth.

No doubt about it, that woman is saying awful things about you behind your back.

Those things aren’t cheap, and she’ll probably be motivated to get her money’s worth.

The last thing you ever hear after that cottonmouth bite is your mother-in-law telling your spouse that there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Don’t need to read between the lines on this one.

Knowing that it would end your marriage, she constantly traps you in a room alone with alcohol, a bearskin rug, and an absolute stud.

Calling her vicious canines to go in for the kill is a subtle hint she may have an issue with you.

She doesn’t even do this to pictures of her ex-husband.

Of course, if it used to be a tent, she may be warming up to you.

You may be angry, but it’s still impressive that your child’s first word was “emancipation.”

She knows what she’s doing.

It’s natural for the in-law honeymoon phase to wear off, but if you’re not even getting lucky on your birthday, there’s definitely some underlying resentment there.

Even early classics like David at the dentist!

It would have been thoughtful if you weren’t the target.

If she apologized you could chalk it up to a mistake, but not if she runs you over and then backs over you again without saying sorry.

If she continues to fight for life, it’s only to make your life a living hell.