Signs Your Roommate Actually Hates You

Signs Your Roommate Actually Hates You

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No amount of rent reduction is worth sharing an apartment with someone like you. Here are telltale signs your roommate actually hates you.

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​Has Locks Changed Every Time You Leave For Work

​Has Locks Changed Every Time You Leave For Work

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​You’re not supposed to be reentering your apartment every evening by smashing the kitchen window.

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They Eat All Your Clothes

They Eat All Your Clothes

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Eating all your new pairs of jeans without asking shows they don’t respect your boundaries.

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Always Dangling Anvils Over Your Head

Always Dangling Anvils Over Your Head

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Between this and placing burning sticks of dynamite between your teeth while you sleep, you can be assured that your roommate’s got it out for you.

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They Won’t Stop Having Sex With Your Boyfriend

They Won’t Stop Having Sex With Your Boyfriend

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Accidents happen, but doing this every day for the past three years starts to seem like a pattern.

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Passive-Aggressive Notes On Your Face

Passive-Aggressive Notes On Your Face

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No one wants to wake up to “Dishes Can’t Wash Themselves” scrawled on their forehead.

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They Never Do Your Dishes For You

They Never Do Your Dishes For You

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And you leave them in the sink for them all the time.

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They’ve Built A Smaller, Mini Apartment Within Your Apartment, And In That Apartment They Have A Different Roommate With Whom They’re Best Friends

They’ve Built A Smaller, Mini Apartment Within Your Apartment, And In That Apartment They Have A Different Roommate With Whom They’re Best Friends

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It’s hard not to take that one personally.

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They Testify Against You In A Trial

They Testify Against You In A Trial

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If your roommate had an issue with the crime you allegedly committed, it would have been best if they had just communicated it to you beforehand.

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They Received Delivery Of A Pallet Of Post-It Notes

They Received Delivery Of A Pallet Of Post-It Notes

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You’ll be passive-aggressively hearing about all your faults and flaws quite often.

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Giving Weird Looks During Your Naked Parties

Giving Weird Looks During Your Naked Parties

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If they don’t want to participate, that’s fine, but they don’t have to get all pissy about it.

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They Saved You In Their Contacts As “Shithead Roommate”

They Saved You In Their Contacts As “Shithead Roommate”

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A decent roommate would’ve had the courtesy to throw your name in there.

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They Hog The Only Boiler Room

They Hog The Only Boiler Room

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Where are you supposed to keep your furnace?

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They Eat Your Peanut Butter

They Eat Your Peanut Butter

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This is a telltale sign of dislike from your roommate, especially because they’re super allergic to peanuts.

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They Go To Work

They Go To Work

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If your roommate has gone to the trouble of searching for a job, applying for it, interviewing for it, and ultimately accepting it, then they must really want to avoid you at all costs.

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They Are Rumored To Be Thinking Of Choosing A Different Running Mate In 2024

They Are Rumored To Be Thinking Of Choosing A Different Running Mate In 2024

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Looks like they just can’t handle your bad laundry habits anymore.

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They’ve Littered Common Areas With Land Mines

They’ve Littered Common Areas With Land Mines

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Passive-aggressively refusing to clean up explosives is a clear sign they’re upset with you.

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They Give You Dirty Looks Every Single Time You Burn Down The Apartment

They Give You Dirty Looks Every Single Time You Burn Down The Apartment

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You’ve said you’re sorry, so this seems like more of a personal issue.

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They’re Moving Out

They’re Moving Out

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The only logical reason they’d leave is that they despise you.

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