Signs Your Spouse May Be Using You For Money

Whether it’s during sex or just over breakfast, a greedy spouse will sometimes let their true intentions slip.

Even more suspicious if they charge more than $100 per hug.

Come on, man, you let this go too far.

That’s pretty damning.

Unless your spouse is a 1950s mobster, this is unacceptable behavior.

Didn’t you ever wonder why the gunman always knows exactly where your valuables are and fistbumps your spouse on the way out?

Yeah, that’s a pretty telltale sign.

Seems odd that they never invite you over.

Who knew you would have such a high resistance to arsenic?

They probably don’t actually want that photo.

Their favorite thing about you is how many banking apps you have.

That’s not a good sign.

Remember when you got presented with will and testament documents in a champagne-filled hot tub?

Those aren’t even your initials.

Just watch their eyes light up with lust when you say $45,000.

Do the smart thing—roll their tongue back up and end it.

That bastard has broken up more marriages than he can keep track of.

It’s a valid question, but should they be asking you that on your wedding night?