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2002 April
4/24/2002 - Man Turns Vegetarian For 36 Hours
4/24/2002 - Opium-Inspired Ad Executive Composes Epic Tums Jingle
4/24/2002 - Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?
4/24/2002 - Newspapers Piling Up On Dead Homeowner's Doorstep
4/24/2002 - Fashion Industry Pretends To Care About Plus-Size Models
4/24/2002 - According To The Economist, NASA Is An Industrial Subsidy In Disguise vs. Oooh, Look At Me, I Read The Economist!
4/24/2002 -
The Osbournes
4/24/2002 - Cardinal Law Under Fire
4/24/2002 - Top-Rated Programs On The Food Network
4/24/2002 - Horoscope for the week of April 24, 2002
4/24/2002 - Mideast Peace Process Derailed, Burned To Ground, Shoveled Over With Dirt
4/24/2002 - Community Rallies Behind Struggling Corporation
4/24/2002 - South Dakota Considering Maybe Putting Mount Rushmore On State Quarter
4/24/2002 - Magic-Store Employee Not The Same Since Losing Virginity
4/24/2002 - 80 Percent Of Small-Town Newspaper Written By Jerry Schoepke
4/24/2002 - Former Big Celebrity Finds New Career As Pathetic Former Celebrity
4/24/2002 - Andrew W.K. Adopts Staunch Party-Advocacy Position
4/17/2002 - Bush To Sacrifice Own Life For Good Of Nation
4/17/2002 - Street Performer Dreams Of Performing On Streets Of Paris
4/17/2002 - Teen Worried About Friend Who Tried Pot
4/17/2002 - Area Man Has No Idea Where To Get Envelope
4/17/2002 - That Guy From That One Show Not Looking So Hot
4/17/2002 - It Hurts My Feelings When You Leave Before The Credits Are Done
4/17/2002 - Horoscope for the week of April 17, 2002
4/17/2002 - Silicon Valley Reboots
4/17/2002 - Monopoly Releases Scrabble-Themed Edition
4/17/2002 - Marine Never Knew What Freedom Was Until He Left The Marines
4/17/2002 - I'm A High Roller
4/17/2002 - What Are We Reduced To Eating Dinner Out Of?
4/17/2002 - Orgy A Logistical Nightmare
4/17/2002 - Doctor, Patient Have Wildly Different Definitions Of Word 'Hope'
4/17/2002 - U.S. Children Getting Majority Of Antibiotics From McDonald's Meat
4/17/2002 - Home-Buying Up Among Lame-O's
4/17/2002 - Heroic Pit Bull Journeys 2,000 Miles To Attack Owner
4/17/2002 - Drilling For Oil In Alaska
4/10/2002 - Lutheran Minister Arrested On Charges Of Boring Young Children
4/10/2002 - Breakup Doesn't Seem To Have Changed Relationship
4/10/2002 - Either
Jay Leno
A Repeat Or P. Diddy Got Arrested Again
4/10/2002 - What Does Not Kill Me Only Makes Me Whinier
4/10/2002 - Clinton Dragged Up On Stage To Sing 'Sweet Home Alabama' With The Band
4/10/2002 - Ask A Guy Trying To Describe What He Saw On
Nova
Last Night
4/10/2002 - Japanese Exchange Student Taken To Japanese Restaurant
4/10/2002 - Santa Fe Resident Pretty Kokopellied Out
4/10/2002 - Arafat Under Fire
4/10/2002 - Tax-Code Changes
4/10/2002 - Cheney Returns To U.S. With Full Head Of Thick, Wavy Hair
4/10/2002 - Architect's Friends All Have Great Idea For A Building
4/10/2002 - Have We Been Working Out?
4/10/2002 - Suburban Dad Cracks Wise In Church Parking Lot
4/10/2002 - 37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster
4/10/2002 - Nevada To Phase Out Laws Altogether
4/10/2002 - Horoscope for the week of April 10, 2002
4/3/2002 - Loft Discussed At Loft Party
4/3/2002 - Parrot's Previous Owner Obviously Watched A Lot Of
The Price Is Right
4/3/2002 - Pepsi CEO's Wife Buys Coke When She's Mad At Him
4/3/2002 - Nation's UPS Men Break Out The Shorts
4/3/2002 - Nation's Deans Meet To Discuss Problem Of College Girls Going Wild
4/3/2002 - Countries Who Met Over Internet Go To War
4/3/2002 - Horoscope for the week of April 3, 2002
4/3/2002 - Stand-Up And Be Counted
4/3/2002 - Obesity-Study Lab Rat's Life Pretty Sweet
4/3/2002 - Rapist Gets New Start At Technical College
4/3/2002 - Sullen Time-Traveling Teen Reports 23rd Century Sucks
4/3/2002 - How Are We Getting Drug On The Plane?
4/3/2002 - The Organ-Donor Crisis
4/3/2002 - The Church Sex Scandal
4/3/2002 - New Roommate Has Elaborate Theory About How Kenny Rogers Is A Genius
4/3/2002 - You Used Me For Sex, Friendship, And Good Conversation
4/3/2002 - Acid Trip Better Planned Than Vacation