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1/30/2002 - Magazine Says You Have Sex And The City Fever

1/30/2002 - Comeback Much Harsher Than Insult

1/30/2002 - Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Described To Sioux City Relatives

1/30/2002 - French Teacher Forces Student To Inform Her Of Bathroom Fire In French

1/30/2002 - The Enron Scandal

1/30/2002 - Take This Job And Love It

1/30/2002 - David Allan Coe Waiting Outside To Kick Your Ass

1/30/2002 - Horoscope for the week of January 30, 2002

1/30/2002 - Stack Of Unread New Yorkers Celebrates One-Year Anniversary

1/30/2002 - Where Is The Olympic Torch This Week?

1/30/2002 - Waitress Punished For Sins Of The World

1/30/2002 - I Think I'll Pay Way Too Much For Quality Fashion Eyewear

1/30/2002 - Nation Welcomes Return Of Good Old-Fashioned Partisan Bickering

1/30/2002 - Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities

1/30/2002 - Lesbian Identity Ends Abruptly Mid-Junior Year

1/30/2002 - ER Doctor Secretly Thinks Of Self As Ward's George Clooney

1/30/2002 - Super Bowl Halftime Shows

1/23/2002 - Howie Long Expresses Desire To Direct Radio Shack Spots

1/23/2002 - Receptionist Takes Leave Of Absence Citing Dehydration, Exhaustion

1/23/2002 - Consumer Reports Rates Self 'Excellent'

1/23/2002 - Enron Executives Blamed For Missing Employee Donut Fund

1/23/2002 - Confused Marines Capture Al-Jazeera Leader

1/23/2002 - Homeless People Shouldn't Make You Feel Sad Like That

1/23/2002 - Who Do I Have To Blow To Win The Bancroft Prize In American History?

1/23/2002 - Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool

1/23/2002 - Top Religious Visions

1/23/2002 - New Michael Landon Biography Resolves Many Unasked Questions

1/23/2002 - Developmentally Disabled Senator Wants To Be Treated Like Any Other Lawmaker

1/23/2002 - American Taliban

1/23/2002 - Weekend With Boyfriend's Parents Explains A Lot

1/23/2002 - Horoscope for the week of January 23, 2002

1/23/2002 - Ford's $5 Billion Loss

1/23/2002 - Antique Dealer Sick Of Appraising Smurf Collections

1/23/2002 - Procter & Gamble Introduces Home Menstruation Test

1/16/2002 - Manufacturer Manufactures Love To Wife

1/16/2002 - WHO Pushes For More 'Ouchless' Adhesive Funding

1/16/2002 - The Thinkable Happens To Local Man

1/16/2002 - Bush Attempts To Distance Self From Yet Another Failed Business

1/16/2002 - China's Nuclear Buildup

1/16/2002 - Space Shuttle Endeavour: What's In It For Me?

1/16/2002 - The Lord Of The Rings Is Hobbit-Forming!

1/16/2002 - Peppy U.S. Teens Vow To Make This The Best Year Ever

1/16/2002 - Horoscope for the week of January 16, 2002

1/16/2002 - Area Man Not Exactly Sure When To Take Down American Flags

1/16/2002 - What Pornogrphy Are We Avoiding?

1/16/2002 - The New iMac

1/16/2002 - Speed Stick Now Available In Neapolitan

1/16/2002 - Archaeologist Tired Of Unearthing Unspeakable Ancient Evils

1/16/2002 - I'm Certain That Sex With A Redhead Will Be More Fulfilling Than Other Sex

1/16/2002 - Ted Danson Tries To Steer Interview Back Toward Becker

1/16/2002 - Opening Band Upstaged By Pre-Show Music

1/16/2002 - Black Gospel Choir Makes Man Wish He Believed In All That God Bullshit

1/16/2002 - Dating Tips