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2003 April
4/30/2003 - Chimp Study On Human-Evasion Response To Feces-Hurling Nearly Complete
4/30/2003 - Horse-Race Announcer Clearly Had Money on 'Little Dancer'
4/30/2003 - Family Embarrassed By Way Son Died
4/30/2003 - Restaurant Patron Seeking Corroboration That Soda Is Not Diet
4/30/2003 - Cooking Tips
4/30/2003 - I've Got To Stop Taking Lives So Seriously
4/30/2003 - An Open Letter To Those Of You Who Blew Off My Arbor Day Party
4/30/2003 - Desktop Zen Rock Garden Thrown At Assistant
4/30/2003 - Why Did We Dump Our Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
4/30/2003 - The New York City Budget Crisis
4/30/2003 - The Dixie Chicks Controversy
4/30/2003 - Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic
4/30/2003 - Ashcroft Rejected By Newly Created Bride Of Ashcroft
4/30/2003 - CIA: Syria Harboring More Than 15 Million Known Arabs
4/30/2003 - South Dakota Asked To Water North Dakota's Crops Over The Weekend
4/30/2003 - New Taco Bell Menu Item Ready For Testing On Humans
4/30/2003 - Horoscope for the week of April 30, 2003
4/30/2003 - Band Teacher Gay In Retrospect
4/23/2003 - Harsh Light Of Morning Falls On One-Night Stand's DVD Collection
4/23/2003 - Christopher Hitchens Forcibly Removed From Trailer Park After Drunken Confrontation With Common-Law Wife
4/23/2003 - Small-Town Residents Come Together For Arby's Raising
4/23/2003 - Catholic Child Told About Doggy Heaven, Doggy Hell
4/23/2003 - Woman Mentions Participation In Cancer Walk To Cancer Patient
4/23/2003 - Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil
4/23/2003 - Is Syria Next?
4/23/2003 - That Rob's Got Some Seriously Strong Shit
4/23/2003 - Fans Riot In Streets As U.S. Victorious
4/23/2003 - How Much Do We Love Our Mommy?
4/23/2003 - Uday's Pleasure Palace
4/23/2003 - Nabisco Introduces X-treme Salt-Assault Saltines
4/23/2003 - U.S. Dentists Can't Make Nation's Teeth Any Damn Whiter
4/23/2003 - Horoscope for the week of April 23, 2003
4/23/2003 - I Want The Pictures Of My Partial-Birth Abortion Back
4/23/2003 - New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq
4/23/2003 - Dysfunctional Singles Find Each Other
4/16/2003 - Fisherman's 4-Year-Old Son Liberates Bait
4/16/2003 - Opening Band Issues Two-More-Songs Warning
4/16/2003 - Clinton Emotionally Ready To Start Getting Blow Jobs Again
4/16/2003 - Area Man No Longer Playing Up Resemblance To Kevin Spacey
4/16/2003 - 45 More Legislators Lose Jobs To Increased Congressional Automation
4/16/2003 - If I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Omit The Hard Work
4/16/2003 - How Are We Trying To Impress Our In-Laws?
4/16/2003 - New Children's Book Helps Kids Deal With Pain And Isolation Of Plastic Surgery
4/16/2003 - Saddam Proud He Still Killed More Iraqi Civilians Than U.S.
4/16/2003 - Horoscope for the week of April 16, 2003
4/16/2003 - Vegan Soldier Keeps Asking Everyone If They Want Their Bread
4/16/2003 - Guy Eats Own Weight In Combos Over Three-Month Period
4/16/2003 - Are All Women Nutso, Or Just The Ones I Cheat On My Wife With?
4/16/2003 - Area Man Supports The Troops He Didn't Go To High School With
4/16/2003 - The Search For WMD
4/16/2003 - Girl Gone Wild Actually Just Regular Girl, Only More Insecure And Drunk
4/16/2003 - The SARS Epidemic
4/9/2003 - Bush Subconsciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion
4/9/2003 - Suburban Home Haunted By Really Boring Ghosts
4/9/2003 - Man Not Sure What To Do About Vet's Request For Dog-Urine Sample
4/9/2003 - Girl From Coffee Shop Seen At Bar With Guy From Record Store
4/9/2003 - Side Effects Sound Awesome
4/9/2003 - Office Manager Still Undecided About Sharpie Redesign
4/9/2003 - Dow Up 300 After Deaths Of 400
4/9/2003 - Don't Come Crying To Me When You Need Someone Who Speaks Elvish
4/9/2003 - Recent Product Recalls
4/9/2003 - Real Toy Used As Sex Toy
4/9/2003 - Can The
American Idol 2
Winner End Kelly Clarkson's Pop-Chart Dominance?
4/9/2003 - Wall Street And The War
4/9/2003 - Horoscope for the week of April 9, 2003
4/9/2003 - 137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy
4/9/2003 - Jean Sings Of Chocolate And Cat Calendars At War
4/9/2003 - Mean Scientists Dash Hopes Of Life On Mars
4/9/2003 - Spring-Cleaning Tips
4/9/2003 - Geraldo Gets The Boot
4/2/2003 - Football Fan Wears Off-Season Body Paint
4/2/2003 - Government No Longer Even Bothering To Hide Halliburton Favors
4/2/2003 - Second-Grade Class Has No Questions For Visiting Local Historian
4/2/2003 - I've Got Oscar (And War) Fever!
4/2/2003 - Soup-Kitchen Volunteers Hate College-Application-Padding Brat
4/2/2003 - Least-Visited Memorials
4/2/2003 - Celine In Las Vegas
4/2/2003 - DVD Contains 87 Minutes Of Previously Unseen Movie
4/2/2003 - Former Employee Disappointed By Return-Visit Reception
4/2/2003 - Dolphins And The Military
4/2/2003 - Saddam Speech Suspiciously Mentions Nelly Song From Last Summer
4/2/2003 - Bush Thought War Would Be Over By Now
4/2/2003 - I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America
4/2/2003 - Blind Date Pronounces Every Syllable Of Word 'Comfortable'
4/2/2003 - Hellmann's Heir's Conduct Unbefitting A Mayonnaise Magnate
4/2/2003 - Network News Satellites Collide Over Iraq
4/2/2003 - Prom-Planning Tips
4/2/2003 - Horoscope for the week of February 28, 2012