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1/29/2003 - Pete Townshend Can't Explain

1/29/2003 - Debate Team State Finalists Live It Up In Super 8 Hot Tub

1/29/2003 - New Movie Taps Into Nation's Love Of Rapping Kangaroos

1/29/2003 - AOL/Time Warner Turmoil Over-Reported, Says Time

1/29/2003 - Man Totally Proud Of Last Night's Drunken Phone Calls

1/29/2003 - Real World Producers Still Looking To Fill Eating-Disorder Slot

1/29/2003 - Toughest U.S. Stains

1/29/2003 - Fox's Reality Shows

1/29/2003 - Affirmative Action Under Fire

1/29/2003 - Real World Producers Still Looking To Fill Eating-Disorder Slot

1/29/2003 - When It Comes To Entertainment, My Sign Is Leo!

1/29/2003 - Horoscope for the week of January 29, 2003

1/29/2003 - Migrant Worker Family Thrilled To See Selves On Cover Of The Economist

1/29/2003 - This Racist Propaganda Practically Writes Itself!

1/29/2003 - Depressed Roommate Hitting The GameCube Pretty Hard

1/29/2003 - New Swiss Army Phone May Pose Health Risks

1/29/2003 - U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections

1/22/2003 - Father Wants Only The Best For His Truck

1/22/2003 - Grandma Knitting Escape Ladder

1/22/2003 - Bored Assistant Principal Browses Through Confiscated Items

1/22/2003 - Business Traveler Closes Mini-Bar

1/22/2003 - Track Winnings Reinvested In Blackjack Futures

1/22/2003 - Area Man Proud Of Blood Type

1/22/2003 - Horoscope for the week of January 22, 2003

1/22/2003 - Eliminating Stock-Dividend Taxes

1/22/2003 - Skeptic Pitied

1/22/2003 - New Economy Wistfully Recalled As Tiny Dot-Com Promotional Object Found In Drawer

1/22/2003 - What's The Secret To Our Delicious Pancakes?

1/22/2003 - Recent Medical Studies

1/22/2003 - I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You

1/22/2003 - Ask A Bride And Groom's Self-Penned Wedding Vows

1/22/2003 - Teen Stops Masturbating Long Enough To Save Family From Fire

1/22/2003 - Merle Haggard Haggard

1/15/2003 - Eating Entire Box Of Donuts Not Originally Part Of Evening's Plan

1/15/2003 - Asshole Even Shoots Pool Like An Asshole

1/15/2003 - Humane Society Worker Secretly Glad To See Nippy Dachshund Put Down

1/15/2003 - Horoscope for the week of January 15, 2003

1/15/2003 - The Raelians

1/15/2003 - Joinin' Tha Notary Club

1/15/2003 - Bush's Smallpox-Vaccination Plan

1/15/2003 - Teen Scores Awesome Oral Cancer Poster

1/15/2003 - 30th Anniversary Of 1973 Commemorated

1/15/2003 - Last Living Tamagotchi Dies In Captivity

1/15/2003 - Free Condom Harsh Reminder Of Sexless Existence

1/15/2003 - What Is Our Long-Term Financial Strategy?

1/15/2003 - One Look At My Music Collection Will Show You How Much I Respect Women

1/15/2003 - Supernatural Powers Vested In Local Pastor

1/15/2003 - Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton

1/15/2003 - McDonald's Stock Slides As More Consumers Turn To Food

1/15/2003 - Bush On North Korea: 'We Must Invade Iraq'