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2003 June
6/18/2003 - Woman Checks Terror-Alert Level Before Leaving For Work
6/18/2003 - Banks Introduce 75-Cent Surcharge For Using Word 'Bank'
6/18/2003 - Christ Returns For Some Of His Old Things
6/18/2003 - Father's Day Gift Way Shittier Than Mother's Day Gift
6/18/2003 - U.S. Refuses To Allow U.N. Weapons Inspectors Back Into Iraq
6/18/2003 - Taste Acquired
6/18/2003 - Art Student's Nudes Obviously Drawn From
Hustler
6/18/2003 - By Now, The Uzbekistanis Have Discovered The Disappearance Of Their Orbital Platform
6/18/2003 - Why Did We Propose?
6/18/2003 - GOP Reports Record Second-Quarter Profits
6/18/2003 - Horoscope for the week of June 18, 2003
6/18/2003 - FCC Media Deregulation
6/18/2003 - Hillary's Bestseller
6/18/2003 - College-Radio DJ Thinks He Has Cult Following
6/18/2003 - You Are A Beautiful Woman, And I Mean That In A Completely Non-Threatening Way
6/18/2003 - 95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family
6/18/2003 - Disney Family Vacation Ruined By Walt Disney Company
6/11/2003 - Troubled Teens Mock Social Worker's Car
6/11/2003 - Man In Bar Makes General Inquiry About The Ladies
6/11/2003 - Cameraman Finds Sole Black Person In Studio Audience
6/11/2003 - Bakery's Closing Nets Man Ton Of Free Éclairs
6/11/2003 - Remember Me? I'm That Kid Who Had A Report Due On Space
6/11/2003 - MC Serch Updates List Of Gas-Face Recipients
6/11/2003 - Graduation Party More Lucrative Than Planned Future Career
6/11/2003 - Horoscope for the week of June 11, 2003
6/11/2003 - How Are We Complicating The Lives Of Our Newborn Twins?
6/11/2003 - Exaggerating The WMD Threat
6/11/2003 - Refrigerator Wins
American Appliance
6/11/2003 - Five-Disc Jazz Anthology Still Unopened
6/11/2003 - New Lover Features 30 Percent More Cock
6/11/2003 - Gen. Tommy Franks Quits Army To Pursue Solo Bombing Projects
6/11/2003 - Let Smoove Rock Your Body And World
6/11/2003 - Area Man's Pop-Culture References Stop At 1988
6/11/2003 - The Partial-Birth Abortion Ban
6/4/2003 - Study Finds Jack Shit
6/4/2003 - You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
6/4/2003 - City Councilman From Future Warns Against Building 12th Avenue Rec Center
6/4/2003 - Therapist Beginning To Show Cracks In Caring Façade
6/4/2003 - Chuckling Cops Attempt To Imitate Sound Of Man Being Hit By Taxi
6/4/2003 - Rumsfeld Wearing Same Shirt For Fourth Straight Day
6/4/2003 - U.S. Mint Employee Disciplined For Putting Own Face On Nickels
6/4/2003 - A Mouse Unusual Development
6/4/2003 - Horoscope for the week of June 4, 2003
6/4/2003 - Nike's Million-Dollar Babies
6/4/2003 - Top Occupations, U.S. Chickens
6/4/2003 - Bush Visits U.S.S. Truman For Dramatic Veterans'-Benefits-Cutting Ceremony
6/4/2003 - Bob Hope Turns 100
6/4/2003 - Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic
6/4/2003 - Who Will Carry On My PlayStation 2 Adventures After I'm Gone?
6/4/2003 - Friend Gearing Up To Hate
The Hulk
6/4/2003 - Office Janitor Asks To Work From Home