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2003 May
5/28/2003 - Condoleezza Rice's Lunch Missing
5/28/2003 - Candy Purchase Puts Yet More Money In Raisinets' Bloated Coffers
5/28/2003 - Candy Purchase Puts Yet More Money In Raisinets' Bloated Coffers
5/28/2003 - Magical Gallery Transforms Dull Objects Into Art
5/28/2003 - Magical Gallery Transforms Dull Objects Into Art
5/28/2003 - I Am Proud To Serve My Country Beer
5/28/2003 - It's Not Easy Being The Life Of The Orgy
5/28/2003 - Fire Safety And Prevention Tips
5/28/2003 - The Bush Tax-Cut Plan
5/28/2003 - Horoscope for the week of May 28, 2003
5/28/2003 - Bassist Unaware Rock Band Christian
5/28/2003 - Bassist Unaware Rock Band Christian
5/28/2003 - McCain Gives Up JCPenney Catalog-Modeling Job
5/28/2003 - Housekeeper Too Busy To Be Sassy
5/28/2003 - Housekeeper Too Busy To Be Sassy
5/28/2003 - The Spam Epidemic
5/28/2003 - Terrifying Bill Passed During NBA Playoffs
5/28/2003 - Terrifying Bill Passed During NBA Playoffs
5/28/2003 - Free-Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box
5/28/2003 - World-Weary Garbage Man No Longer Shocked By Things People Throw Out
5/28/2003 - World-Weary Garbage Man No Longer Shocked By Things People Throw Out
5/28/2003 - Casino Has Great Night
5/28/2003 - Wolf Pack Fails To Raise Orphaned Infant
5/28/2003 - Wolf Pack Fails To Raise Orphaned Infant
5/28/2003 - Casino Has Great Night
5/28/2003 - Why Are We Moving To Austin?
5/21/2003 - Man Adds A Few Personalized Tracks To Standard New-Girlfriend Mix CD
5/21/2003 - Man Adds A Few Personalized Tracks To Standard New-Girlfriend Mix CD
5/21/2003 - Circus Runaway Not Looking Forward To Hometown Show
5/21/2003 - Circus Runaway Not Looking Forward To Hometown Show
5/21/2003 - Podiatrist A Jerk
5/21/2003 - Podiatrist A Jerk
5/21/2003 - Systems Administrator Would So Fuck New Trainee
5/21/2003 - Systems Administrator Would So Fuck New Trainee
5/21/2003 - Executing SARS Spreaders in China
5/21/2003 - Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting
5/21/2003 - Yo, Don't Judge
5/21/2003 - Bird Has Big Plans For Cage
5/21/2003 - Bird Has Big Plans For Cage
5/21/2003 - What Do Our Framed Certificates Say?
5/21/2003 - Horoscope for the week of May 21, 2003
5/21/2003 - Majority Of Human Discourse Now Occurring In Online Product Reviews
5/21/2003 - Majority Of Human Discourse Now Occurring In Online Product Reviews
5/21/2003 - Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog
5/21/2003 - Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog
5/21/2003 - Let's Put The 'Ex' Back In Sex
5/21/2003 - '90s Punk Decries Punks Of Today
5/21/2003 - '90s Punk Decries Punks Of Today
5/21/2003 - New Neighbor Tested With Beer
5/21/2003 - New Neighbor Tested With Beer
5/21/2003 - Parents Fighting About Who's Unhappier
5/21/2003 - The
Times
Plagiarism Scandal
5/14/2003 - Pfizer Launches 'Zoloft For Everything' Ad Campaign
5/14/2003 - Pfizer Launches 'Zoloft For Everything' Ad Campaign
5/14/2003 - This Absolutely The Last Time Bouncer Cleans Up Vomit
5/14/2003 - This Absolutely The Last Time Bouncer Cleans Up Vomit
5/14/2003 - Nanny Appears In Child's Drawings More Than Mother
5/14/2003 - Traveler Excited Hotel Has HBO Until He Checks Listing
5/14/2003 - I'm An Attractive-People Person
5/14/2003 - All My Religion Needs Now Is A Snazzy Post-Death Scenario
5/14/2003 - Why Are We Suddenly Leaving Town?
5/14/2003 - Hostel-Dwelling Swede Getting Laid Big-Time
5/14/2003 - Chimp Actor Looking To Direct
5/14/2003 -
The Matrix Reloaded
5/14/2003 - Mobile News Crew Reports On Own Van Breaking Down
5/14/2003 - Five-Family Yard Sale Mainly Selling Items To Each Other
5/14/2003 - Bush And Blair's Nobel Nomination
5/14/2003 - Freed POW Already Sick Of Family
5/14/2003 - Freed POW Already Sick Of Family
5/14/2003 - Shipwreck Survivors Forced To Endure Ride Home On Disney Cruise Ship
5/14/2003 - College-Aged Daughter Against Using Straws Now
5/14/2003 - Horoscope for the week of May 14, 2003
5/7/2003 - Yearbook-Staff Meeting Devolves Into Discussion Of Popular Kids
5/7/2003 - Nation's Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs
5/7/2003 - Stripper Failing School She's Working Self Through
5/7/2003 - Stripper Failing School She's Working Self Through
5/7/2003 - Compliment Goes Horribly Awry
5/7/2003 - Bush To Lovely Chilean Ambassador:'I Must Paint You'
5/7/2003 - Bush To Lovely Chilean Ambassador:'I Must Paint You'
5/7/2003 - Kiddie Pool Falls Into Disrepair
5/7/2003 - Horoscope for the week of May 7, 2003
5/7/2003 - 8-Year-Old Forced To Eat Organic Macaroni And Cheese
5/7/2003 - Continuing Clashes In Iraq
5/7/2003 - Bush Cites
The Last Starfighter
As Inspiration For Entering Politics
5/7/2003 - Have You Been Bitten By The
Matrix
Bug?
5/7/2003 - The Godfather Of Soul Turns 70
5/7/2003 - Why Am I Always The One To Get Chlamydia?
5/7/2003 - Dozens Dead In Chicago-Area Meatwave
5/7/2003 - Local Man Ruins Date By Just Being Himself
5/7/2003 - Male Bonding Leads To Bail Bonding
5/7/2003 - Top-Selling Health Cereals