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2003 October
10/29/2003 - Pope John Paul II: 25 Years Of Laughs
10/29/2003 - Nursing-Home Residents Mate In Captivity
10/29/2003 - Area Man Wins Conversation
10/29/2003 - Katie Couric Winces At Word 'Vagina'
10/29/2003 - More Than $30 Worth Of Burned CDs Stolen From Residence
10/29/2003 - U.S. Upset After Aliens Land In Italy
10/29/2003 - Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos
10/29/2003 - I Would Treat The Girl From The Muffler Commercial Right
10/29/2003 - Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends
10/29/2003 - Sniper Suspect Rehires Lawyers
10/29/2003 - Moral Compass Lost In Woods
10/29/2003 - Oh Shit, What Did We Just Tape Over?
10/29/2003 - New Excedrin 'Lights Out' Kills You Dead On The Spot
10/29/2003 - Horoscope for the week of October 29, 2003
10/29/2003 - Tuition Hikes
10/29/2003 - October 29, 1962
10/29/2003 - Pete's An Asshole vs. Aw, C'mon, Pete's An All-Right Guy
10/29/2003 - 'Well,
You
Try To Reconstruct Iraq,' Says U.S. Defensive Dept.
10/22/2003 - Alderman Has That Zoning Dream Again
10/22/2003 - Voice Recognition Software Yelled At
10/22/2003 - Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration
10/22/2003 - CIA-Leak Scapegoat Still At Large
10/22/2003 - What Are We Buying With The New $20 Bill?
10/22/2003 - Muscleman Put In Charge Of World's Fifth-Largest Economy
10/22/2003 - Horoscope for the week of October 22, 2003
10/22/2003 - Genetically Modified Foods
10/22/2003 - Silicone Breast Implants
10/22/2003 - Peruvian Shockingly Knowledgeable About U.S. History
10/22/2003 - Anyone Got A TV To Spare?
10/22/2003 - New Hallmark Line Addresses Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
10/22/2003 - Salary-Negotiation Tips
10/22/2003 - Video-Store Clerk Helpless To Prevent
Charlie's Angels
Rental
10/22/2003 - SeaWorld Whales Demand 10 Percent Chum Increase
10/22/2003 - October 22, 1929
10/22/2003 - Mommy's Wedding More Fun Than Daddy's
10/22/2003 - Club Has Big Hit With Closed-Mic Night
10/22/2003 - Generic Candy Corn Will Give You AIDS
10/15/2003 - Deep Down, Woman Knows She's Watching Entire
Trading Spaces
Marathon
10/15/2003 - God's Gift To Women Returned
10/15/2003 - 79-Year-Old Still Saving For Future
10/15/2003 - MacArthur Genius Grant Goes Right Up Recipient's Nose
10/15/2003 - Bush Disappointed To Learn Chinese Foreign Minister Doesn't Know Karate
10/15/2003 - Lieberman Pledges To Gloss Over The Boring Issues
10/15/2003 - Study Finds Cable-TV Violence Leads To Network-TV Violence
10/15/2003 - No Prison Can Hold Me, As Long As I Have My Imagination
10/15/2003 - OutKast Universally Accepted
10/15/2003 - I'm A Diseased- And Deformed-Animal Lover!
10/15/2003 - Ex-Girlfriend Playing Virtua Fighter With Some Other Guy Now
10/15/2003 - Horoscope for the week of October 15, 2003
10/15/2003 - High Oil, Gas Prices
10/15/2003 - Schwarzenegger Victorious
10/15/2003 - Tribesman Guilted Into Attending Friend's Boundary Dance
10/15/2003 - October 17, 1980
10/15/2003 - Top Novel Dedications
10/15/2003 - Schwarzenegger Elected First Horseman Of The Apocalypse
10/14/2003 - Justice Department: 'Want To See A Dead Body?'
10/14/2003 - Authority Figure Demands To Know Meaning Of This
10/14/2003 - Algerian Dies Of Natural Causes
10/14/2003 - Hot Sexy Girls Waiting To Talk To Guys Just Like You
10/14/2003 - ACLU Defends Nazis' Right To Burn Down ACLU Headquarters
10/14/2003 - Horoscope for the week of October 14, 2003
10/14/2003 - Life After Fen/Phen
10/14/2003 - My Failed Suicide Attempts
10/14/2003 - Brian Boitano Sobs Quietly In Dark
10/14/2003 - My Flabby Tabbies Are So Spoiled!
10/14/2003 - New 'Wondersplint' Makes Fractures Appear Larger; Fuller
10/14/2003 - The Promise Keepers
10/14/2003 - Hero Financial Officer Saves 12 Grand
10/14/2003 - CNN's
Hollywood Minute
Announces Special Two-Minute Season Premiere
10/14/2003 - Suburban Parade Of Homes Marred By Rotting Ox On Lawn
10/14/2003 - Soaring U.S. Divorce Rate Blamed On Local 11-Year-Old
10/14/2003 - Binge-Drinking, Promiscuous Sex Good For You, Says 'New Orleans Journal Of Medicine'
10/14/2003 - You're Going To Love My Balls
10/8/2003 - Celine Dion Secluded In Lab Developing New Perfume
10/8/2003 - Girlfriend Dumped After Forwarding Stupid Link
10/8/2003 -
8 Simple Rules
Laugh Track Replaced With Somber String Arrangement
10/8/2003 - Frustrated FCC Unable To Stop Use Of Word 'Friggin''
10/8/2003 - Bartender Refuses To Acknowledge Patron's Regular Status
10/8/2003 - Horoscope for the week of October 8, 2003
10/8/2003 - Teens 'Going To Town' With Restaurant Comment Cards
10/8/2003 - Chaps Unnecessary
10/8/2003 - Parrot Care Is Actually Quite Time-Consuming
10/8/2003 - CIA Leak Probed
10/8/2003 - What Do We Regret?
10/8/2003 - October 4, 1938
10/8/2003 - $87 Billion For Iraq
10/8/2003 - Gorillagram Employee Shot By White House Security
10/8/2003 - Thank-You Note Passive-Aggressive
10/8/2003 - Please Don't Be Mad
10/8/2003 - Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze
10/8/2003 - IBM Emancipates 8,000 Wage Slaves
10/1/2003 - 85 Percent Of Public Believes Bush's Approval Rating Fell In Last Month
10/1/2003 - Satan Depressed All Weekend After Man Opts Out Of Casino Trip
10/1/2003 - Frustrated Sycophant Can't Figure Out What Boss Wants To Hear
10/1/2003 - Plan To Live In Storage Facility Voiced
10/1/2003 - Regular Citizen Heroically Enforces Park's 'No Glass Containers' Rule
10/1/2003 - Schwarzenegger Running Out Of Movie-Related Campaign Slogans
10/1/2003 - Iran's Nuclear Program
10/1/2003 - More Cats Made
10/1/2003 - Horoscope for the week of October 1, 2003
10/1/2003 - Cheney Suspects Bush Listening In On Other Phone
10/1/2003 - What Are We Refusing To Buy For Our Children?
10/1/2003 - 48-Hour Internet Outage Plunges Nation Into Productivity
10/1/2003 - Pizza Hut Doesn't Know What It's Missing
10/1/2003 - Mournful Irish Flute Used In Documentary About Loss Of Senior Lounge
10/1/2003 - The NYSE Overhaul
10/1/2003 - Breakup Secretly Hilarious To Friends
10/1/2003 - October 2, 1949