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2004 April
4/28/2004 - Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
4/28/2004 - Strangulation The New Blow To The Head, Says
Hired Killer
Magazine
4/28/2004 - Putting Up With Dave's Shit Not In Job Description
4/28/2004 - Spawn Of Satan A Failure In Father's Eyes
4/28/2004 - Suicide Bombing A Cry For Help, Vengeance Against The Infidel
4/28/2004 - National Cyber Security
4/28/2004 - Grocery-Store Freezer's White Castle Section A Wreck
4/28/2004 - Horoscope for the week of April 28, 2004
4/28/2004 - You're Fired!
4/28/2004 - Sept. 11 Could Not Have Been Prevented Without Accruing A Lot Of Overtime
4/28/2004 - Guantanamo Detainees' Complaints
4/28/2004 - April 22, 1906
4/28/2004 - To Whom Would We Rather Be Married?
4/28/2004 - Web Of Lies Surrounds Late Birthday Card
4/28/2004 - Tom Hanks This Week's Guest President
4/28/2004 - IKEA Claims Another 10,000 Lifestyles
4/28/2004 - Woman Overcomes Years Of Child Abuse To Achieve Porn Stardom
4/28/2004 - Unpopped Kernels Costing U.S. Billions
4/21/2004 - Woman Looks Great For A 32-Year-Old
4/21/2004 - Weird Al Honors Parents' Memory With 'Tears In Heaven' Parody
4/21/2004 - Longtime Heckler Just Kind Of Fell Into Heckling
4/21/2004 - Historian Has Big News For Grover Cleveland Fans
4/21/2004 - Sea Claims Flip-Flop
4/21/2004 - Horoscope for the week of April 21, 2004
4/21/2004 - National Endowment For The Arts & Crafts Criticized For Funding Giant Macramé Penis
4/21/2004 - McDonald's Unveils Healthier Image
4/21/2004 - Senatorial Candidate Introduces New Low-Carb Platform
4/21/2004 - How Are We Celebrating Earth Day?
4/21/2004 - I Haven't Achieved Greatness So Much As I Was Born Into It
4/21/2004 - Online Music Stores
4/21/2004 - Why Can't This Family Ever Have A Funky Good Time?
4/21/2004 - Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks
4/21/2004 - April 20, 1943
4/21/2004 - Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department
4/21/2004 - Nation Celebrates Awkward 'Take Your Illegitimate Daughter To Work' Day
4/21/2004 - Iraqis Arming Selves For Independence
4/14/2004 - Rumsfeld Looking Forward To Secretary's Day
4/14/2004 - Study: Owning A Boat Not Worth It
4/14/2004 - Zambia Tired Of Being Mentioned In 'News Of The Weird' Section
4/14/2004 - Room Scanned For Something To Sell On eBay
4/14/2004 - Man Nods His Way To The Top
4/14/2004 - Why Are We Applying For A Tax Extension?
4/14/2004 - Horoscope for the week of April 14, 2004
4/14/2004 - Baby Put On Phone Told Her Parents Hate Her
4/14/2004 - Resistance In Iraq
4/14/2004 - Tank Rolls By Living Room Window
4/14/2004 - Here's My Road Map To Road Trips
4/14/2004 - Statue Of Liberty To Reopen
4/14/2004 - Bishop Sick Of Local Church Scene
4/14/2004 - I Will Not Rest Until Sometime After 11 p.m.
4/14/2004 - New Negative Campaign Ads Blast Voters Directly
4/14/2004 - What Grieving Widow Needs Is A Day At The Spa
4/14/2004 - Friend Buys Computer Just Like That
4/14/2004 - April 16, 1912
4/14/2004 - Preparing For A Hospital Stay
4/7/2004 - Fox News Covers Spring Break Pretty Well
4/7/2004 - Frank Zappa Fan Thinks You Just Haven't Heard The Right Album
4/7/2004 - Boxer Hopes He Can Make Money Punching Things In Retirement
4/7/2004 - Yahoo Launches Soul-Search Engine
4/7/2004 - Almost No Effort Made To Stop Kid From Eating Cigarette Butt
4/7/2004 - Dollar Losing Value Against The Quarter
4/7/2004 - Visiting Liberian Dignitary In No Hurry To Leave
4/7/2004 - U.S. Kids Sleep-Deprived
4/7/2004 - The Hunt For Bin Laden
4/7/2004 - What Can't We Bring Ourselves To Tell Our Loved Ones?
4/7/2004 - 15-Year-Old Nephew Asked If He Can Get Ecstasy
4/7/2004 - Horoscope for the week of April 7, 2004
4/7/2004 - Munchtime Is The Most Important Snack Of The Day
4/7/2004 - If Elected, I Will Be Extremely Surprised
4/7/2004 - Price Of Nuclear Secrets Plummeting
4/7/2004 - Jay-Z Gives Shout-Out To His Shareholdaz
4/7/2004 - April 4, 1927
4/7/2004 - Area Man Excited Friend Is Getting Divorced