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7/28/2004 - Kennel Certificate Proves Who Puppy Daddy Is

7/28/2004 - Teen Gives Up Smoking Pot After Seeing Parents High

7/28/2004 - Traveler Amazed By Sheer Number of Mexicans

7/28/2004 - Internet Collapses Under Sheer Weight Of Baby Pictures

7/28/2004 - Who Was Ulysses S. Grant?

7/28/2004 - Horoscope for the week of July 28, 2004

7/28/2004 - The 9/11 Panel Report

7/28/2004 - Flaming Bag Of Shit Intended For Apartment 314

7/28/2004 - Rumsfeld Sick Of Jokes About His Fat Girlfriend

7/28/2004 - Kickboxer, Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, To Continue In A Moment

7/28/2004 - Where The Fuck Is Diane With My Fair-Trade Coffee?

7/28/2004 - John Glenn Installed In Smithsonian

7/28/2004 - Holding A Yard Sale

7/28/2004 - Strip Club Makes Commitment To Hire More Minorities

7/28/2004 - Bush Campaign Costs

7/28/2004 - July 28, 1953

7/28/2004 - Kite Flyer In The Zone

7/28/2004 - Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35

7/28/2004 - Give Me Just One More Chance

7/21/2004 - Some Sense Knocked Into Girlfriend's Son

7/21/2004 - Garroting Survivors Call For Wire Ban

7/21/2004 - Area Man Bored With All The Porn He Owns

7/21/2004 - Work Friends Calling Bill 'William'

7/21/2004 - White House Declares War On DSL Provider

7/21/2004 - The Democratic National Convention

7/21/2004 - Chimps In Danger Of Extinction

7/21/2004 - Coach Angry Every Player Gets A Trophy

7/21/2004 - Horoscope for the week of July 21, 2004

7/21/2004 - Study: Majority Of Americans Out Of Touch With Mainstream

7/21/2004 - You Mean I Could Get Paid For Writing Commercial Jingles?

7/21/2004 - This Is Not The Time For Compassion And Healing

7/21/2004 - Secretary Of Defense Humiliated As U.S. Credit Card Rejected

7/21/2004 - Why Are We So Much Better Than All The Other MCs?

7/21/2004 - July 21, 1976

7/21/2004 - Bill Gates' Wife Worried He's Lying In A Ditch Full Of Money Somewhere

7/21/2004 - Divorced Branding Exec Generates Buzz Before Getting Back Out There

7/21/2004 - 73 Percent Of U.S. Livestock Show Signs Of Clinical Depression

7/14/2004 - Nerd Has Most Obscure Crush Ever

7/14/2004 - Child 'Very Sorry' For Slapping Teddy Bear

7/14/2004 - Noisy Upstairs Neighbors Wake Man At 3 P.M.

7/14/2004 - Girl Slept With For Her Sake

7/14/2004 - University Implicated In Checks-For-Degrees Scheme

7/14/2004 - Horoscope for the week of July 14, 2004

7/14/2004 - Does Iran Pose A Threat?

7/14/2004 - Alpha-Bits Now Available In Serif Font

7/14/2004 - What's Our Real National Pastime?

7/14/2004 - Ringtones

7/14/2004 - Why No One Want Make Hulk 2?

7/14/2004 - Copies of Da Vinci Code Litter Crash Site

7/14/2004 - Report: Scientists Still Seeking Cure For Obesity

7/14/2004 - Sheepish Secret Service Agent Can't Explain How Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Got Into Oval Office

7/14/2004 - Bill Maher Spends All Night Arguing With Republican Hooker

7/14/2004 - July 21, 1969

7/14/2004 - Series Of Serial-Killer Killings Rocks Serial-Killer Community

7/14/2004 - Man, That Mourning Really Did The Trick!

7/7/2004 - Devious Rabbit Tricks Bush Into Signing Gun Ban

7/7/2004 - 7-Year-Old Loses Respect For Shrek After Seeing Him In Burger King Commercial

7/7/2004 - Sara Gilbert Crush Finally Starting To Subside

7/7/2004 - Cashier Learning Valuable But Illegal Job Skills

7/7/2004 - Al-Qaeda Hires Public-Relations Consultant Just To Shoot Him

7/7/2004 - Fahrenheit 9/11

7/7/2004 - Count Those Blessings

7/7/2004 - What Are We Restoring?

7/7/2004 - Nation’s Liberals Suffering From Outrage Fatigue

7/7/2004 - The Interest-Rate Hike

7/7/2004 - D.C. Site Of First Homeless Depot

7/7/2004 - Horoscope for the week of July 7, 2004

7/7/2004 - Supreme Court Told To Take Down Tip Jar

7/7/2004 - I Guess Now Would Be As Good A Time As Any To Triumph Over Adversity

7/7/2004 - Activities Director Makes Most Of Hostage Situation

7/7/2004 - Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary

7/7/2004 - July 4, 1937

7/7/2004 - Mild Sexual Harassment Ignored To Save The Hassle