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2005 August
8/31/2005 - Celebrity Last Requests
8/31/2005 - Area Man Training For Upcoming
Sanford And Son
Marathon
8/31/2005 - Hey, You Got Something To Eat?
8/31/2005 - Christian Science Pharmacist Refuses To Fill Any Prescription
8/31/2005 - Londoners 2 Percent Less Polite About Terrorism Following Bombings
8/31/2005 - Bush: Vacation Ruined By 'Stupid Dead Soldier'
8/31/2005 - Republicans, Democrats Unite In Good Laugh Over Reform Party
8/31/2005 - Jennifer Aniston Finally Reveals Hairstyle That Repulsed Brad Pitt
8/31/2005 - Horoscope for the week of August 31, 2005
8/31/2005 - Botanists Making Great Strides In Stem Research
8/31/2005 - What Are We Doing While Driving?
8/31/2005 - Genie Grants Scalia Strict Constructionist Interpretation Of Wish
8/31/2005 - Wrongly Imprisoned Man Won't Shut Up About It
8/31/2005 - Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index
8/31/2005 - Son, You'll Always Remember Your First Time, Because I'm Going To Film It
8/31/2005 - Pat Robertson's Remarks
8/30/2005 - U.S.-North Korea Relations
8/24/2005 - Bush Calls For Rock Revolution In Weekly Pirate-Radio Address
8/24/2005 - U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High
8/24/2005 - German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority
8/24/2005 - New Strain Of Jet Lag Devastates Airline Industry
8/24/2005 - Missing Park Ranger Found In Better-Paying Job
8/24/2005 - Horoscope for the week of August 24, 2005
8/24/2005 - Leaving Hollywood
8/24/2005 - Entertainment Lawyer 'Fighting The Good Fight'
8/24/2005 - New Planet Discovered 400 Light Years Away From Public's Interest
8/24/2005 - Gaza Pullout
8/24/2005 - Perfect Gift For Boring Asshole Found At Crate & Barrel
8/24/2005 - Shakespeare Was, Like, The Ultimate Rapper
8/24/2005 - Man, The Terrorists Win At
Everything
8/24/2005 - Iraq Declares Partial Law
8/24/2005 - City Councilman Unearths Magical Zoning Amulet
8/24/2005 - Top Causes Of U.S. Military Fatalities In Iraq
8/24/2005 - August 23, 1927
8/24/2005 - Dave Matthews Not That Into Himself Anymore
8/17/2005 - Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina
8/17/2005 - County Fair Judges Blown Away By Heifer
8/17/2005 - They Called Me Crazy When I Switched Shampoos, But Who's Crazy Now?
8/17/2005 - Calcutta Fire Marshal: Many Indian Homes Lack Bride Extinguisher
8/17/2005 - Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
8/17/2005 - U.S. Intelligence: Nukehavistan May Have Nuclear Weapons
8/17/2005 - What Has Our Society Come To When
March Of The Penguins
Is The Blockbuster Hit Of The Summer?
8/17/2005 - New Pepsi Negative-220 Burns Twice The Calories It Contains
8/17/2005 - Dog Befriends Roomba
8/17/2005 - Horoscope for the week of August 17, 2005
8/17/2005 - Po' Boy $12
8/17/2005 - Top Online Petitions
8/17/2005 - Biofuels
8/17/2005 - Angelina Jolie Coming For Your Baby
8/17/2005 - Iraqi Cop Moonlighting As Terrorist Just To Make Ends Meet
8/17/2005 - Jackson Jurors
8/13/2005 - What Are We Fixing In Post-Production
8/11/2005 - Dukes Of Hazzard Sharply Declines In Kitsch Value
8/10/2005 - CAFTA Provisions
8/10/2005 - New Distressed Jeans Feature Broken-In Cameltoe
8/10/2005 - Al-Qaeda Sitcom Filmed Before Live Studio Hostages
8/10/2005 - Podcast A Cry For Help
8/10/2005 - Joe Wilson Getting Bored With No-Longer-Covert Wife
8/10/2005 - Entertainment-History Buffs Re-Enact Battle Of The Network Stars
8/10/2005 - 'Humor In Uniform' Submissions At All-Time Low
8/10/2005 - Disgruntled Bolton Shoots 17 UN Delegates, Self
8/10/2005 - Police Search Of Backpack Yields Explosive Bestseller
8/10/2005 - Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920
8/10/2005 - Vehement Anti-Cell-Phone Guy Finally Caves
8/10/2005 - Dog Cloning
8/10/2005 - Why Somebody Always Around Every Time I Drop My Baby?
8/10/2005 - Horoscope for the week of August 10, 2005
8/10/2005 - What Are We Projecting Onto Others?
8/10/2005 - Longtime Married Couple Subjected To Excruciating 'Romantic Weekend Getaway'
8/10/2005 - August 10, 1969
8/10/2005 - If Only I Could Find A Lizard Offering A Low Car-Insurance Rate
8/3/2005 - Your Horoscope - August 3, 2005
8/3/2005 - White House Denies Existence Of Karl Rove
8/3/2005 - First-Time Novelist Constantly Asking Wife What It's Like To Be A Woman
8/3/2005 - August 1, 1956
8/3/2005 - Suicide Bomber Killed En Route By Car Bomb
8/3/2005 - AFL-CIO Split
8/3/2005 - Anti-Terrorism Measures
8/3/2005 - Report: Our High Schools May Not Adequately Prepare Dropouts For Unemployment
8/3/2005 - Loser Hiding Behind Winning Smile
8/3/2005 - Our Global Food-Service Enterprise Is Totally Down For Your Awesome Subculture
8/3/2005 - Agent 44
Always
Gets To Choose The Rendezvous Point
8/3/2005 - Missing Boy Scout Earns Publicity Badge
8/3/2005 - Frances Bean Cobain Enters Prehab
8/3/2005 - Maximum Age For Strollers Raised To 8
8/3/2005 - Bush Acquired By Martian Zoo
8/3/2005 - Red Cross Accused Of Wartime Non-Profiteering