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2005 December
12/28/2005 - Saturn Probe To Be Biggest Story Of The Year
12/28/2005 - Well-Rested Bush At The Top Of His Game
12/28/2005 - April Comes To A Close
12/28/2005 - Deep Fruit Revealed To Be Charles Nelson Reilly
12/28/2005 - Natalee Holloway Makes New Year's Resolution To Become Famous
12/28/2005 - Hopes For 2006
12/28/2005 - What's In The Perfect 2005 Omelet?
12/28/2005 - Tracking Bush's Approval Rating
12/28/2005 - Hunter S. Thompson Shoots Mouth Off One Last Time
12/28/2005 - 8-Year-Old Allowed To Stay Up Late To Watch Johnny Carson's Funeral
12/28/2005 - Luther Vandross Remembered, If Only For One Night
12/28/2005 - Gene Wilder's Career In Ruins Following Death of Richard Pryor
12/28/2005 - Your Horoscope 4152
12/28/2005 - Brain-Dead Americans Defend Brain-Dead Florida Woman
12/28/2005 - Public Calls For Formation Of Some Sort Of Federal Administration To Manage Emergencies
12/28/2005 - Michael Jackson's Reputation For Punctuality In Ruins
12/28/2005 - Public Outraged As Price Of Fast-Depleting, Non-Renewable Resource Skyrockets
12/28/2005 - Media Ignores Cancer Struggle Of Champion Unicyclist
12/28/2005 - Bush Elected President Of Iraq
12/28/2005 - White House Celebrates Fifth Straight Year Without Oral Sex
12/28/2005 - Cloned Cheney Lacks Charm Of Original
12/28/2005 - Theory Of Intelligent School-Board Design Disproven
12/28/2005 - Asian Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, Kashmir Earthquake Battle For Natural Disasty Award
12/28/2005 - NASA Announces Future Shuttle Launches Will Be Sudden And Without Warning
12/28/2005 - Losing Super Bowl Team Gets Locker-Room Condolence Call From John Kerry
12/28/2005 - Prince Charles Weds Longtime Horse
12/28/2005 - Pitt, Aniston To Quietly Separate
12/28/2005 - North Korea Nukes Self In Desperate Plea For Attention
12/28/2005 - Thousands Of New Orleans Households Still Without Political Power
12/28/2005 - Pope Died As He Lived: Propped Up For Public Viewing
12/27/2005 - Is Wikipedia Unreliable?
12/27/2005 - Party Guy Finds Party Wife
12/26/2005 - Bin Laden Not In Control?
12/26/2005 - Pony Lent To Dying Girl
12/23/2005 - Why Turtlenecks Are Back And Why This Man Is Crucial To Their Resurgence
12/23/2005 - Killer Asteroid In 2036?
12/22/2005 - Rosa Parks Not Really Honored By New Bus Depot
12/22/2005 - Multi-Vitamin Snubs Magnesium
12/22/2005 - Congress' Pre-Christmas Cuts
12/21/2005 - Your Horoscope 4151
12/21/2005 - How Very Special
12/21/2005 - Congressman Lets His Guitar Do The Talking
12/21/2005 - Sole Surviving Bridge Club Member Didn't Want To Win Like This
12/21/2005 - Texas Governor Legalizes Previously Banned Wrestling Move
12/21/2005 - Dental Hygienist Sick Of Being Lied To
12/21/2005 - Where Are All These 'Loose Women' My Pastor Keeps Warning Me About?
12/21/2005 - Coal Now Too Expensive To Put In Christmas Stockings
12/21/2005 - Top Temporary Holiday Stores
12/21/2005 - CIA Chief Admits To Torture After Six-Hour Beating, Electrocution
12/21/2005 - Stuntman Typecast As Guy Who Falls From Balcony Onto Table
12/21/2005 - Rove Implicated In Santa Identity Leak
12/21/2005 - U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy
12/21/2005 - Rising Home-Heating Costs Hitting Reptile Families Hardest
12/21/2005 - Michael Schiavo Starts PAC
12/20/2005 - God Returns From 2000-Year Vacation
12/20/2005 - Howard Stern Leaves The Air
12/19/2005 - New TSA Guidelines
12/19/2005 - December 23, 1997
12/19/2005 - Gay Cowboy Film Buzz
12/19/2005 - Vatican Gives Popular Jesus Character A Whole New Look
12/16/2005 - It's Over Between Me and My Baby
12/16/2005 - Race Riots In Australia
12/15/2005 - Bob Knight Tells Reporters He Wants You Dead
12/15/2005 - Per Promoter's Request, Boxer Amends Promise Of First-Round Knockout
12/15/2005 - Seahawks RB Shaun Alexander Closing In On NFL's Increasingly Devalued Single-Season Touchdown Record
12/15/2005 - Darius Kasparaitis Out Three To Four Weeks With Darius Kasparaitis
12/15/2005 - ON RACIALLY INSENSITIVE SPORTS MASCOTS
12/15/2005 - Onion Sports Year In Review: Team Sports
12/15/2005 - Onion Sports Year In Review: Individual Sports
12/15/2005 - Community Comes Together To Paint Over Ugly Mural
12/15/2005 - Iraqis Head To Polls
12/14/2005 - Baby Panda Names
12/14/2005 - Iraqi Insurgency On The Internet
12/14/2005 - December 10, 1936
12/14/2005 - Your Horoscope 4150
12/14/2005 - And Now For Some... Amusement
12/14/2005 - I'd Love This Product Even If I Weren't A Stealth Marketer
12/14/2005 - Autopsy Reveals Subject Was Still Alive When Autopsy Began
12/14/2005 - China Slaughters Population To Control Flu Outbreak
12/14/2005 - Pat Robertson Says Pie Not Delicious
12/14/2005 - Santa Signs Legislation To Help Special-Wants Children
12/14/2005 - Weather-Weary Nation Not Surprised By Forecast Of Blood Storms
12/14/2005 - Man On Horse Hates City
12/14/2005 - Golden Years Spent In Brass Urn
12/14/2005 - Dope Just Galumphing Where Life Takes Him
12/14/2005 - New Video Game Designed To Have No Influence On Kids' Behavior
12/14/2005 - Activist Judge Cancels Christmas
12/14/2005 - ID Critic Beaten
12/14/2005 - Burger King Introduces Trudge-Through Window
12/13/2005 - Patriot Act Renewed
12/12/2005 - Archeologists Report Recently Uncovered Tomb Sure Smells Like Mummies
12/12/2005 - British Recognize Gay Unions
12/9/2005 - President Bush: 'I Only Have One More Year To Go As President'
12/9/2005 - 9/11 Commission Let Down
12/9/2005 - Foreigners: Do They Love Their Countries More Than Ours?
12/8/2005 - Matt Leinart: ‘All I Want For My 30th Birthday Is A Rose Bowl Victory’
12/8/2005 - Undefeated Colts To Play Football's Harlem Globetrotters
12/8/2005 - ON RACIALLY INSENSITIVE SPORTS MASCOTS
12/8/2005 - Larry Brown Promises Knicks Will Make Playoffs In Some League
12/8/2005 - Indians Meet With Trevor Hoffman, Forget To Offer Contract
12/8/2005 - Lennon, 25 Years Gone
12/7/2005 - Area Man Reassured If Plane Goes Down Tim Conway Will Die Too
12/7/2005 - Your Horoscope 4149
12/7/2005 - My Songs About Topsoil Say What I Can't
12/7/2005 - No Machine Can Do My Job As Resentfully As I Can
12/7/2005 - 'Employees Must Wash Hands' Signs Top Iraqi Hospital Wish List
12/7/2005 - Goldfish Can't Stand Bowlmate
12/7/2005 - More Americans Falling For 'Get Rich Slowly Over A Lifetime Of Hard Work' Schemes
12/7/2005 - New Book Written From Perspective Of Gargamel
12/7/2005 - Alcoholic Kindergarten Teacher Stretches Naptime To Three Hours
12/7/2005 - December 6, 1933
12/7/2005 - Human-Genome Patenting
12/7/2005 - Recession-Proof Businesses, 2006
12/7/2005 - Motivational Poster Inspires 264 Layoffs
12/7/2005 - Silicon Breast Implants Perform Millions Of Calculations Per Second
12/7/2005 - Report: U.S. Coupon Wealth Largely Untapped
12/7/2005 - Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
12/7/2005 - Area Cherokee In Violation Of Indian Removal Act Of 1830
12/7/2005 - Rest Of U2 Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving
12/7/2005 - Narnia Targeted To Christians
12/6/2005 - Can Of Reddi-Wip Audibly Consumed In Next Cubicle
12/6/2005 - Public Wants Troops Home
12/5/2005 - Shoplifting Gangs Threaten Retail
12/5/2005 - Despite Lack Of Natural Disaster, Thousands Flee Des Moines, Iowa
12/2/2005 - Bush Proposes Trickle-Down Electronics Plan For School Computers
12/2/2005 - C-Sections On The Rise
12/2/2005 - "My Perfect Teeth Will Carve A Mural Of Pain In Your Flesh"
12/1/2005 - ON SHERYL SWOOPES COMING OUT AS A LESBIAN
12/1/2005 - Terrell Owens Releases Own
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12/1/2005 - Onion Sports 2005-06 NCAA Brackets
12/1/2005 - Annika Sorenstam Has Another Remarkable Year For A Lady
12/1/2005 - MLB Adopts New 'Four Strikes And You're Back In' Steroid Policy
12/1/2005 - Nation's Cowboys Fans Deeply Nostalgic Following Michael Irvin's Latest Drug-Related Arrest
12/1/2005 - Halftime Show At Bruins-Devils Hockey Game Disrupted By Second Period Of Play
12/1/2005 - EU Against Secret Prisons