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2005 November
11/30/2005 - Your Horoscope 4148
11/30/2005 - At Least I Got My Ass Kicked By A Name-Brand Crowbar
11/30/2005 - Why Can't Anyone Tell I'm Wearing This Business Suit Ironically?
11/30/2005 - RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs
11/30/2005 - Enchilada Premonition Comes To Pass
11/30/2005 -
MythBusters
Team Struck Down By Zeus
11/30/2005 - Impersonal Trainer Couldn't Give A Fuck What You Do With Those Free Weights
11/30/2005 - November 27, 1979
11/30/2005 - Wal-Mart P.R.
11/30/2005 - What Are We Buying In Bulk?
11/30/2005 - Rerun of
$25,000 Pyramid
Adjusted For Inflation
11/30/2005 - Unregistered Sex Offender Notifies Neighbors In His Own Way
11/30/2005 - Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
11/30/2005 - Sleazy Town Will Do Anything To Get On Map
11/30/2005 - Terrorist Has No Idea What To Do With All This Plutonium
11/30/2005 - CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
11/30/2005 - Highest Blender Setting Successfully Drowns Out Angry Jamba Juice Customer
11/30/2005 - Museums Raided Tombs?
11/29/2005 - Venezuela Offers Oil To Poor In Massachusetts
11/28/2005 - Extra-Extra-Large Man Finds T-Shirt
11/28/2005 - Bush Targeted Al-Jazeera?
11/25/2005 - "Tookie" To Be Executed?
11/25/2005 - Pentagon Gets Twelve Weapons For A Penny From Columbia Missile And Tank Club
11/25/2005 - Eastern Religions: Which One Is Best For Your Abs?
11/24/2005 - NFL To Move All 32 Teams To Los Angeles
11/24/2005 - Phil Jackson Introduces New Tetrahedron Offense
11/24/2005 - ON SHERYL SWOOPES COMING OUT AS A LESBIAN
11/24/2005 - John Madden Arrested For Possession Of Turhumanheaducken
11/24/2005 - Pony-Wanting Ron Artest To Be On Best Behavior Till Christmas
11/24/2005 - NASCAR Champ Trades In Points For Fun Prizes
11/24/2005 - Johnny Depp's Indentured Servitude To Tim Burton Ends
11/24/2005 - Sony Recalls Risky CDs
11/23/2005 - November 22, 1963
11/23/2005 - Recording Artists
11/23/2005 - What Are We Giving Thanks For?
11/23/2005 - Someday, Son, All This Cheap Crap Will Be Yours
11/23/2005 - Why Does Everybody Hate Me?
11/23/2005 - Topeka Mayor Now Highest-Ranking Non-Indicted Republican Official
11/23/2005 - Best-Laid Plans Of Mice Mostly Cheese-Related
11/23/2005 - Holocaust Film Appeals To Believers And Skeptics Alike
11/23/2005 - All Of Pregnant Woman's Favorite Names Used Up On Cats
11/23/2005 - Horoscopes 4147
11/23/2005 - I.T. Guy Has Long Dark Night Of Self-Doubt
11/23/2005 - Actually, Suicide Not The Easy Way Out For Area Quadriplegic
11/23/2005 - Local Bull Dreams Of Traveling To Spain For Running Of The Bulls
11/23/2005 - Bush To Increase Funding For Hope-Based Initiatives
11/23/2005 - Parking-Ramp Attendant Knows All The Best Spaces
11/23/2005 - FCC: All Programming To Be Broadcast In ADHDTV By 2007
11/23/2005 - Cases Of Glitter Lung On The Rise Among Elementary-School Art Teachers
11/23/2005 - A Raise For Congress
11/23/2005 - Pea Farmers Say They Alone Keep Peas From Overrunning Planet
11/22/2005 - FEMA Cuts Off Evacuees
11/21/2005 - Xbox 360 Features
11/21/2005 - White House On Offensive
11/21/2005 - Love Affair Not Torrid Enough For Area Man
11/18/2005 - Who Is The World's Best Dictator?
11/18/2005 - TV Downloads On AOL
11/18/2005 - Bonsai Tree Finally Dies After Four-Year Battle With College Student
11/17/2005 - The Undertaker Forced To Manage Eddie Guerrero's Funeral
11/17/2005 - NASCAR To Kurt Busch: 'Keep The Drunk Driving On The Racetrack'
11/17/2005 - Mia Hamm Declines Third-Year Option On Nomar Garciaparra
11/17/2005 - On Patriots LB Tedy Bruschi Playing After Suffering A Stroke
11/17/2005 - Cam Neely's Hall Of Fame Induction Speech Cut Short Due To Injury
11/17/2005 - Alcohol Awareness Class
11/16/2005 - November 18, 1920
11/16/2005 - Your Horoscope 4146
11/16/2005 - Where Is Our Retirement Fund Invested?
11/16/2005 - New Harry Potter Film
11/16/2005 - My Daughter, Who Lives At 152 East Medgar St. Apt. 4, Can't Keep Her Damn Legs Crossed
11/16/2005 - Life In The Navy Rocks Even Harder Than The Commercial Implied
11/16/2005 - Anti-Homosexuality Sermon Suspiciously Well-Informed
11/16/2005 - Greg Behrendt Releases New Book For Children:
Your Parents Aren't That Into You
11/16/2005 - Report: North Korea Just Enjoys Nuclear Talks
11/16/2005 - Activist Wet-T-Shirt Judge Votes For Girlfriend
11/16/2005 -
Scientific American
Somehow Makes Woman Feel Bad About Her Body
11/16/2005 - KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
11/16/2005 - Animal Planet Reality Show To Put Bear, Antelope, Hawk, Cheetah In Same House
11/16/2005 - 133 Dead As Delta Cancels Flight In Midair
11/16/2005 - Area Baby Doesn't Have Any Friends
11/16/2005 - Long-Awaited Beer With Bush Really Awkward, Voter Reports
11/16/2005 - New Medicare Plan
11/16/2005 - Everything Proceeding According To Bizarre Right-Wing Plan
11/15/2005 - Montana Bison Hunt
11/15/2005 - Off-Duty Weatherman Delights Seniors With Impromptu Forecast
11/14/2005 - Roommate Eats Emergency-Preparedness Kit
11/14/2005 - Intelligent Design Ousted
11/11/2005 - Bush To Veto Torture Ban?
11/11/2005 - Part 4, American Hero Series
11/11/2005 - Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes' Baby Could Be Born Addicted To Publicity
11/10/2005 - U.S. Immigration Fence?
11/10/2005 - Jesus Questioned For Accepting Tithes From Lobbyists
11/10/2005 - NFL Midseason Report
11/10/2005 - NYC Marathon Winner 'Just Went Out There And Had Fun'
11/10/2005 - ON AGGRESSIVE SPORTS AGENTS
11/10/2005 - Pete Rose Jr. Somehow Finds Way To Disgrace Family Name
11/10/2005 - Vikings Quickly Sign Released Panthers Cheerleaders
11/10/2005 - MLS Free Agent Holding Out For Money
11/10/2005 - Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett Get Into Argument Over Who's Taller
11/9/2005 - November 9, 1988
11/9/2005 - I'm Very Interested In Hearing Some Half-Baked Theories
11/9/2005 - My Personal Shopper Is The Worst
11/9/2005 - Your Horoscope
11/9/2005 - Top Safety Placards
11/9/2005 - Canceled Iraqi Reconstruction Projects
11/9/2005 - Faith Healer Loses Patient During Routine Miracle
11/9/2005 - Cameron Crowe To Release Only Soundtracks
11/9/2005 - Bird Arthritis Epidemic Largely Ignored
11/9/2005 - Okie Hears There's Sam's Club Work In New Mexico
11/9/2005 - Wife Always Dragging Husband Into Her Marital Problems
11/9/2005 - Chicago's Shedd Aquarium Admits Panda Exhibit A Ghastly Mistake
11/9/2005 - SuicideGirls.com Put On 24-Hour Watch
11/9/2005 -
Redbook
Reporter Refuses To Disclose Source Of Recipe
11/9/2005 - U.S. Dollar Slips Against Canadian Acorn
11/9/2005 - Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse
11/9/2005 - 'Now We Can Finally Put Civil Rights Behind Us'
11/9/2005 - White House Ethics Class
11/9/2005 - Bicycle-Riding Circus Bear Pedals Back To Natural Habitat
11/8/2005 - Unfazed Karl Rove Leaks Valerie Plame's Age, Weight
11/8/2005 - Top Al-Qaeda Escapee
11/7/2005 - Rioting Continues In Paris
11/7/2005 - Bufferin Sought In Series Of Pain Killings
11/6/2005 - The Onion News Network's Morning Show: Today Now!
11/4/2005 - Record Oil Prices, Record Oil Profits
11/4/2005 - Weather Channel Opens Las Vegas Casino
11/4/2005 - Disaster, Could It Strike Again?
11/3/2005 - Amid Controversy, NBA Announces Even Stricter Dress Code
11/3/2005 - National Sex-Boat Industry Facing Financial Trouble
11/3/2005 - ON AGGRESSIVE SPORTS AGENTS
11/3/2005 - NFL Discontinues ‘Take Your Daughter To Work Day’
11/3/2005 - NBA Season Opens With Record Seven Scoreless Ties
11/3/2005 - Dems Force Closed Senate
11/3/2005 - Michael Bay Makes High-Octane Trip To Grocery Store
11/2/2005 - Horoscopes 4144
11/2/2005 - Yeti Releases Abdominable Crunch Workout Video
11/2/2005 - Mega-Churchgoer Hopes To Appear Devout On Jumbotron
11/2/2005 - November 2, 1994
11/2/2005 - New Corporate Responsibility Laws
11/2/2005 - What's The Worst That Could Happen?
11/2/2005 - I Plan To Take Full Advantage Of The Upcoming Q&A With Howie Mandel
11/2/2005 - There's A Nude Sheriff In Town
11/2/2005 - Floral Arrangement At Funeral Talked About More Than Deceased
11/2/2005 - 'Scooter' Libby Wishes He'd Ditched Nickname Before Media Coverage
11/2/2005 - New Custard Could Cause Worldwide Flandemic
11/2/2005 - This So Typical Of Hemophiliac
11/2/2005 - Hanukkah Decorations Being Defaced Earlier Every Year
11/2/2005 - Bush Orders Mass Bald Eagle Slaughter To Stop Spread Of Bird Flu
11/2/2005 - TV-News Graphics Guy Gives Weatherman On-Air Surprise
11/2/2005 - Night On Town Fails To Rekindle Fading Business Relationship
11/2/2005 - Iraqi Constitution Ratified, Burned
11/2/2005 - Eric Being A Real Dick Lately
11/2/2005 - Alito Nominated
11/1/2005 - FBI Probe Problems
11/1/2005 - Childless Couple Seriously Considering Abducting