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2005 October
10/31/2005 - Cat General Says War On String May Be Unwinnable
10/31/2005 - Lawsuit Over iPod Scratches
10/28/2005 - Harriet Miers Withdraws
10/28/2005 - Brazil's Gun Ban Voted Down
10/28/2005 - "I Just Wish I Could Stop Shitting Blood"
10/28/2005 - Catholic Nutritionists Warn Of Transubstantiating Fats
10/27/2005 - Bush To Nominate Next Person Who Walks Through Door
10/27/2005 - Fox Asks White Sox To Play Yankees For 'Real World Championship'
10/27/2005 - Nike Introduces New Cross-Relaxer
10/27/2005 - Notre Dame Football Announces Improvements To Its Storied History
10/27/2005 - On Aggressive Sports Agents
10/27/2005 - MLB Season In Review
10/27/2005 - WNBA Draft To Double As Bachelorette Auction
10/27/2005 - Special X-Games End In Extreme Tragedy
10/27/2005 - Greenspan Retiring
10/27/2005 - Lost Nature Guide Completely Blanks On What's Edible
10/26/2005 - Your Horoscope 4143
10/26/2005 - Worst Parts Of Our Jobs
10/26/2005 - Bird Flu Preparations
10/26/2005 - Fire Truck! Fire Truck! Fire Truck!
10/26/2005 - It's Amazing How Much You Can Learn About A Person Just By Hiring A Private Investigator
10/26/2005 - Bolivia Joins DOPEC
10/26/2005 - Puppy Dies Adorable Death
10/26/2005 - Comedy Central To Air Touching
Man Show
Reunion
10/26/2005 - According To Bar Love-Tester, Inebriated Patron Okay To Drive
10/26/2005 - KISS Cover Band Guitarist Leaves To Start Vinnie Vincent Invasion Tribute Band
10/26/2005 - Showoff Pallbearer Carries Casket By Himself
10/26/2005 - Teens: Are They Laughing At You?
10/26/2005 -
Queer Eye
Team Denounces Recent Wave Of Vigilante Homosexual Makeover Groups
10/26/2005 - NASA Chief Under Fire For Personal Shuttle Use
10/26/2005 - Trick-Or-Treaters To Be Subject To Random Bag Searches
10/26/2005 - That's The Last Time Private Collector Loans Painting To Guggenheim
10/26/2005 - Personal Bankruptcy Laws
10/25/2005 - Veteran Who Stormed The Beach At Normandy Still Getting Laid Because Of It
10/25/2005 - Reading Incomprehension
10/24/2005 - The Chinese In Space
10/24/2005 - Local Man Gets Stabbing Right On 47th Try
10/21/2005 - "They Tried To Teach My Baby Science"
10/21/2005 - Mardi Gras 2006?
10/20/2005 - Quarterback Has Normal, Healthy Son
10/20/2005 - Bush To Throw Out First Through 120th Pitch Of World Series
10/20/2005 - MLB Introduces Todd Zeile Award For Participation
10/20/2005 - Attempt To Delay Ejaculation By Thinking About Baseball Ruined By Crush On Johnny Damon
10/20/2005 - ON AGGRESSIVE SPORTS PARENTS
10/20/2005 - Blacks Disapprove Of Bush
10/20/2005 - Department Of The Interior's Official Seal Definitely Bush's Favorite
10/19/2005 - Hussein Trial Developments
10/19/2005 - Top Fall Getaways
10/19/2005 - Astronomers Discover Extremely Graphic Galaxy
10/19/2005 - Third-Grade Slumber Party A Snakepit Of Machiavellian Alliances
10/19/2005 - Report: One In Five Women Training To Be Yoga Instructors
10/19/2005 - President Bush Urges Nation
10/19/2005 - Missing Girl Elected To Aruban Parliament
10/19/2005 - New Orleans Struck By Meteorite
10/19/2005 - Latest Jihad Has Something For Everyone
10/19/2005 - Horoscopes 4142
10/19/2005 - I Can't Listen To This Nonsense Anymore... Or Can I?
10/19/2005 - What Idiot Wrote These Ten Commandments?
10/19/2005 - Six Dead In Gubernatorial Suicide Pact
10/19/2005 - Veteran Cop Gets Along Great With Rookie Partner
10/19/2005 - Poll: More Americans Getting Their News From Bev
10/19/2005 - Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
10/19/2005 - New Movie From Pixar To Totally Fuck With Kid's Minds
10/19/2005 - L.A. Catholic Priest Scandal
10/18/2005 - Bush's Not-So-Candid Chat
10/17/2005 - Harriet Miers Nomination
10/17/2005 - Alcoholic Postpones Recovery One Day At A Time
10/14/2005 - Love: The Crazy Hippie Fad Goes Mainstream
10/14/2005 - Local Man Shot With Girly Pistol
10/14/2005 - First Female Chancellor Of Germany
10/13/2005 - Fox Cancels
ALCS
After Just Two Episodes
10/13/2005 - Peyton Manning's Wife Tired Of His Constant 'Audibles' At The 'Line Of Scrimmage'
10/13/2005 - On Aggressive Sports Parents
10/13/2005 - Hockey's New Rules
10/13/2005 - 'Ditka' Chicago Man's Answer To Everything
10/13/2005 - Michelle Wie Announces Plans To Turn 16
10/13/2005 - MLB Promises Next Season Will Be Even More Predictable
10/13/2005 - County Fair Judges Blown Away By Local Heifer
10/13/2005 - The FBI And Pot
10/12/2005 - October 10, 1991
10/12/2005 - Remains Of Al-Qaeda
10/12/2005 - Leading Ways To Reduce Gas Use
10/12/2005 - Your Horoscope
10/12/2005 - Unwatched Netflix DVD Stares At Area Man With Single Unblinking Eye
10/12/2005 - Cat Likes It Doggy Style
10/12/2005 - Oh My God, I Am So Drunk On Power Right Now
10/12/2005 - I Guess I Got A Girlfriend
10/12/2005 - Philandering String Theorist Can Explain Everything
10/12/2005 - Nostalgic Memories Of
Land Of The Lost
Ruined In DVD Release
10/12/2005 - First Report On Long-Term Effects Of Breakdancing Released
10/12/2005 - Woman With Low Self-Esteem Boosts Area Man's Self-Esteem
10/12/2005 - Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges
10/12/2005 - Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge Of Country
10/12/2005 - Man With Friend With Cancer 'Going Through A Rough Time'
10/12/2005 - Hatred Of Marriage Counselor Brings Couple Together
10/12/2005 - New German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority
10/12/2005 - Iraq War Vets With PTSD
10/11/2005 - Frances Bean Cobain Enters Prehab Clinic
10/11/2005 - Online Poaching
10/10/2005 - Portable Video Devices
10/10/2005 - Environment-Friendly Hollywood Achieves 91% Recycled Content
10/7/2005 - 14 Feelings Hurt In Local Teasing Incident
10/7/2005 - WTC Freedom Center Canceled
10/7/2005 - Your E-Mail: Are You Checking It Enough?
10/6/2005 - Antonio Alfonseca Once Again Leads Major-League Relievers In Fingers
10/6/2005 - Reggie Jackson Still Mr. October To His Librarian
10/6/2005 - Cache Of Seized Weapons Donated To Poor
10/6/2005 - Anna Nicole And The Supreme Court
10/5/2005 - What Diseases Do Mosquitoes Carry?
10/5/2005 - Intelligent Design Trial
10/5/2005 - Your Horoscope
10/5/2005 - Please Stop Screaming At Me
10/5/2005 - I Should Really Get Around To Reporting My Wife Missing
10/5/2005 -
Cosmopolitan
Releases 40-Year Compendium: 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man
10/5/2005 - Smokers At Party Only Ones To Make It To Fire Escape In Time
10/5/2005 - Adult-Entertainment Industry Donates $100,000 In Charity Sex To Hurricane Victims
10/5/2005 - Halliburton Given Contract To Rebuild Cheney
10/5/2005 - Bus-Stop Ad Has More Legal Protections Than Average Citizen
10/5/2005 - Skeleton Of Mayan Nerd Dug From Prehistoric Locker
10/5/2005 - Missing Girl's Family Really Hates To Part With Reward
10/5/2005 - America's Obese: A Food Source For America's Even More Obese?
10/5/2005 - Citing Slow Summer Box Office, Hollywood Calls It Quits
10/5/2005 - CEO's Success Credited To Unbelievable Handshake
10/5/2005 - Bob Marley Rises From Grave To Free Frat Boys From Bonds Of Oppression
10/5/2005 - Violent Crime At 30-Year Low
10/4/2005 - NASA Shuttle Bus Delayed
10/4/2005 - IRA Disarmament
10/3/2005 - Cheney's Aneurysms
10/3/2005 - NRA Changes Focus From Guns To Penmanship