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2006 October
10/31/2006 - Tumor Becomes Malignant Out Of Spite
10/31/2006 - Science Disproves Vampires
10/31/2006 - Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War
10/31/2006 - GOP Throws All Financial Support Behind One Candidate
10/30/2006 - Brunch Livened Up By Jazz Trio's Violent Breakup
10/30/2006 - Twin Cities To Host '08 RNC
10/30/2006 - Parents Blame Rise In Teen Obesity On Eating-Based Video Game
10/30/2006 - Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth 'Bring Yourself To Work Day'
10/27/2006 - Does Barack Obama Have What It Takes To Become The Lowest-Paid President In American History?
10/27/2006 - Door Open for NJ Gay Marriage
10/27/2006 - Morgan Spurlock's Experiment To Try Heroin For 30 Days Enters 200th Day
10/27/2006 - Oscars Create New Truman Capote Biopic Category
10/27/2006 - Local Man Inspires 14th Offbeat News Story
10/26/2006 - Area Minister Has Spiritually Awkward Encounter
10/26/2006 - ‘Stay The Course’ No More
10/26/2006 - Excited Juror Feels Like Murder Trial Being Put On Just For Her
10/25/2006 - On Last Week's Rash Of Long, Game-Deciding Field Goals
10/25/2006 - Baseball's Cheating Scandals
10/25/2006 - Ben Roethlisberger Relieved To Suffer Football-Related Injury
10/25/2006 - Portland Trail Blazers Get Hint After Being Left Off 2006-07 NBA Schedule
10/25/2006 - Tiki Barber To Retire During Third-Down Run Off Right Tackle During Third Quarter Of Sunday's Tampa Bay Game
10/25/2006 - Kenny Rogers Denies Cheatin' During World Series
10/25/2006 - World Series Overshadowed By Thrilling New MLB Labor Agreement
10/25/2006 - Joe Buck Can't Resist Urge To Join 'Go Cards!' Chant
10/25/2006 - Area Man Only One Camaro Away From Having It All
10/25/2006 - Catholic Church Must Pay For Contraceptives
10/25/2006 - Daylight Saving Time Yields Massive Daylight Surplus
10/25/2006 - Editorial Cartoon - October 25, 2006
10/25/2006 - Who Was Moved to Guantanamo?
10/25/2006 - Your Horoscope
10/25/2006 - You're All In This Together
10/25/2006 - iPod Made By Chinese Children To Benefit African Children
10/25/2006 - I Think We Should Start Talking About Starting A Band
10/25/2006 - DNA Evidence Frees Man After 15 Years Of Marriage
10/25/2006 - Events Leading Up To N. Korea Nuclear Test
10/25/2006 - Airport Security Pig Finds Concealed Truffles
10/24/2006 - Democrats Poised To Retake Congress, Fix Everything
10/24/2006 - Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars
10/24/2006 - 9/11 Families Upset Over New Remains
10/24/2006 - Scuba Diver Expressing Either Joy Or Terror
10/23/2006 - Area Man Misses Rental Car
10/23/2006 - Martin Scorsese's Next Film To Be Three Hours Of Begging For Oscar
10/23/2006 - Computer Makers Die More
10/23/2006 - Sexy Nurse Having Trouble Finding Halloween Costume
10/22/2006 - Elderly Man Secretes Last Hormone
10/21/2006 - Large, Dependent Film Tops Weekend Box Office
10/20/2006 - The Linen Closet: America's New Vietnam
10/20/2006 - 38-Year-Old Man Who's Never Been To CBGB's Feels Like Part Of Him Is Gone
10/20/2006 - Mills: McCartney Abusive
10/20/2006 - Hero Dog Fills Out Hospital Paperwork
10/20/2006 - 10-Percent Tip Teaches Waitress Valuable Lesson
10/19/2006 - Indonesian Mother Sews Halloween Costumes For 60,000 Children
10/19/2006 - Lou Piniella's First Big Move As Cubs Manager Is To Resign
10/19/2006 - Larry Coker Fights For His Job By Swinging Helmet At Athletic Director, Chancellor
10/19/2006 - Hideki Matsui Unable To Grasp Translator's Explanation Of Where Cory Lidle Is
10/19/2006 - Madonna's Adoption Flak
10/19/2006 - Isiah Thomas Rebuilds Knicks
10/19/2006 - Zdeno Chara Out Two To Three Periods With Fractured Skull, Broken Leg
10/19/2006 - Auto-Dealer Saving All The Good Cars For Himself
10/19/2006 - On The Detroit Tigers Making It To The World Series
10/19/2006 - Heart And Soul Of Team Badly In Need Of Brain
10/19/2006 - Tim Duncan Releases Decade Worth Of Pent-Up Emotion After Spurs Preseason Loss
10/18/2006 - Mrs. Butterworth's Scientists Engineer More Absorbent Pancake
10/18/2006 - Fake Degrees In Government
10/18/2006 - Area Photo 201 Students All Take Pictures Of Same Homeless Guy
10/18/2006 - I Can't Stop Thinking About The Foreign-Policy Discussion We Had In The Shower Yesterday
10/18/2006 - Dennis Hastert Fights To Locate, Save Neck
10/18/2006 - Least Successful Comics-to-Movie Adaptations
10/18/2006 -
Studio 60
Was Better When It First Came Out
10/18/2006 - Your Horoscope
10/18/2006 - Streisand Farewell Tour
10/18/2006 - N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP
10/18/2006 - Editorial Cartoon - October 18, 2006
10/17/2006 - Richard Branson's Global-Warming Donation Nearly As Much As Cost Of Failed Balloon Trips
10/17/2006 - 4 Generations Of Americans Demand Sitcom Reparations
10/17/2006 - U.S. Hits 300 Million People
10/17/2006 - Iraqi Leaders Call For Moment Of Violence During Ramadan
10/17/2006 - Pope Benedict XVI Haunted By 15 Previous Benedicts
10/17/2006 - Area Man Going To Go Ahead And Consider That A Date
10/16/2006 - Cult Leader Wants To Lead Normal People To Their Deaths
10/16/2006 - CBGB's Closes Down
10/16/2006 - Christian Rock Band Cleans Up Hotel Room
10/16/2006 - Area Woman Emotionally Invested In Jennifer Aniston's Well-Being
10/15/2006 - SeaWorld Whales Demand 10 Percent Chum Increase
10/14/2006 - Wal-Mart Discontinues Lady Things
10/13/2006 - Editorial Cartoon - October 13, 2006
10/13/2006 - Yankee Crashes Plane In NYC
10/13/2006 - Interrogators Can't Break Deaf, Insomniac, Dog-Loving Terrorist
10/13/2006 - National Trust For Historic Preservation To Pay For Andy Rooney's Upkeep
10/13/2006 - Pretty Balloons
10/13/2006 - DOT: Dangerous Intersection Causing Some Pretty Cool Accidents
10/12/2006 - Terrell Owens Blames Poor Game On Drew Bledsoe, Offensive Line, Hamid Karzai, NASA, Samsung
10/12/2006 - Incoming North Korean Missile Intercepted By Deion Sanders
10/12/2006 - Google Buys YouTube
10/12/2006 - Experts Warn: NBA Season May Begin Sometime In Next Three To Six Weeks
10/12/2006 - On Pacers Guard Stephen Jackson's Use Of Firearms In Violent Strip-Club Incident
10/12/2006 - Earthquake-Insurance Provider Suspects Client Of Deliberately Shifting Earth's Tectonic Plates
10/12/2006 - Reggie Bush On First NFL Touchdown: 'That Was It?'
10/12/2006 - Detroit Tigers Carry Jim Leyland To Bathroom
10/12/2006 - Remaining MLB Playoff Teams Say Things More Relaxed Without Yankees Around
10/12/2006 - NHL Week One Highlights
10/12/2006 - Military Recruiter Upset Area Man Hasn't Called Him Back
10/12/2006 - George Steinbrenner Fires Tigers
10/11/2006 - U.S. Cryptographers: 'FrpX-K5jE-Oc4n-e5Dn'
10/11/2006 - Your Horoscope
10/11/2006 - Ground-Beef Recall
10/11/2006 - Selfish Scientists Won't Share Findings
10/11/2006 - Who's Our Emergency Contact?
10/11/2006 - Couple Doesn't Deserve Deck
10/11/2006 - Republican Reaction To Foley Scandal
10/11/2006 - Show Us The Slurry!
10/11/2006 - Chasing Tornadoes Is All I Have
10/11/2006 - Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife
10/10/2006 - Bin Laden's Mother Worried Sick
10/10/2006 - Lazy Satanist Summons Demon To Walk His Dog
10/10/2006 - Magazine Editor Undergoes Sleek New Redesign
10/10/2006 - North Korea Nuke Test
10/10/2006 - Eva Longoria Tans Self Out Of Visible Spectrum
10/10/2006 - Fed-Up Brookstone Body-Massage Chair Now Only Entertaining Serious Buyers
10/9/2006 - Editorial Cartoon - October 9, 2006
10/9/2006 - Area Man Finally Finds Bodymate
10/9/2006 - Bird-Flu Fears Forcing Average Americans To Stop Handling Dead Chickens
10/9/2006 - Proud Cystic-Fibrosis Foundation Doesn't Need Your Charity
10/9/2006 - KISS Guitarist Denied Royalties
10/8/2006 - Turkey Sandwich Given Locally Relevant Name
10/7/2006 - Senate Carpool 'Forgets' To Pick Up Feingold Again
10/6/2006 - Breast-Fed Babies No Smarter
10/6/2006 - Retired S1Ws Recalled To Active Duty
10/6/2006 - Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
10/6/2006 - World's Youngest Person Born
10/5/2006 - Editorial Cartoon - October 5, 2006
10/5/2006 - Stolen Auburn Playbook Returned With Spelling, Grammar Corrected
10/5/2006 - Miguel Tejada Claims He's Never Heard Of Jason Grimsley, Steroids, Orioles
10/5/2006 - Experts Predict No NL Team Will Go Deep Into Playoffs
10/5/2006 - Netflix $1 Million Offer
10/5/2006 - Suspended Tackle Albert Haynesworth: 'I Just Wanted To Make Sure The Guy Was Dead'
10/5/2006 - Britney Spears Loses Custody Of Child To
In Touch
Magazine
10/5/2006 - On Tiger Woods Winning His Sixth Tournament In A Row
10/5/2006 - Confident Pedro Martinez Performs Own Rotator-Cuff Surgery
10/5/2006 - Old Friends Fully Caught Up 10 Minutes Into Lunch
10/5/2006 - MLB World Series Contenders
10/5/2006 - Hungry Bears Defense Feeds On Soldier Field Crowd
10/4/2006 - Rash Of School Shootings
10/4/2006 - President Bush Decides The U.S. Will Fight The Terrorists In Ohio
10/4/2006 - Apple Claiming The Term "Pod"
10/4/2006 - I'm Going To Be A Star
10/4/2006 - I Didn't Ask To Be A Role Model For My Kids
10/4/2006 - Tourist Experiences City By Buying Used CDs
10/4/2006 - Rachael Ray Snaps Chicken's Neck Live On Air
10/4/2006 - Where Is The Last Place We Looked?
10/4/2006 - Your Horoscope
10/4/2006 - Muslims To Boycott All Pope Merchandise
10/4/2006 - Student Fills In New Essay Portion Of SAT With All C's
10/3/2006 - Representative Foley Resigns
10/3/2006 - Area Man's Death Unnecessarily Faked
10/3/2006 - Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight
10/3/2006 - New Therapist Obsessed With Old Therapist
10/2/2006 - Bus Station Explosion Leaves 12 Homeless Shelterless
10/2/2006 - Green-Conscious GE Develops Hybrid Lightbulb
10/2/2006 - Underfunded School Lacks Resources To Calculate Student-To-Teacher Ratio
10/2/2006 - Microsoft Releases Security Patch
10/1/2006 - Home Sex Tape Watched Once