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2007 December
12/31/2007 - Nigeria Elects Black President
12/30/2007 - Yankees Ensure 2003 Pennant By Signing Every Player In Baseball
12/29/2007 - Formerly Evil Wrestler Realizes Error Of His Ways
12/28/2007 - Sports Fan Thinks He May Have Torn Rotator Cuff
12/27/2007 - Baseball Imposes Tough New 'Three-Strikes-You're-Out' Rule
12/26/2007 - Controversial Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans Are Fake
12/26/2007 - George Foreman Grill Retires To Promote Own Grill
12/25/2007 - NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast'
12/25/2007 - Don King Enjoys Grandilomentitudinous Sandwich
12/23/2007 - American Cancer Society Unveils 1.2-Megaton Anti-Cancer Missile
12/22/2007 - God To Use Powers For Evil
12/21/2007 - Ford Unveils New Bridge-Collapse-Proof Car
12/21/2007 - Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide
12/21/2007 - Obesity Rates Plateau
12/20/2007 - Immigration At Highest In 80 Years
12/20/2007 - Rove Resigns To Spend More Time In Shadows
12/20/2007 - Former President George H.W. Bush Announces Plan To Hunt, Kill Blue Whale
12/20/2007 - Nation's Crumbling Infrastructure Probably Some Sort Of Metaphor
12/19/2007 - Queen Elizabeth II Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving
12/19/2007 - Germany To Ban Scientology
12/19/2007 - Evel Knievel's Rocket-Coffin Launched Over 17 School Buses Into Grave
12/19/2007 - YouTube Debate Becomes Website's First Ignored Video
12/19/2007 - Nation In Frenzy About Little Wizard Boy And All His Little Wizard Friends
12/18/2007 - Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad
12/18/2007 - Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina
12/18/2007 - Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor
12/18/2007 - Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich
12/18/2007 - Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland
12/18/2007 - Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief
12/18/2007 - Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures
12/18/2007 - Work Begins On Clinton Presidential DVD Library
12/18/2007 - Scientists Create First Test-Tube Sandwich
12/18/2007 - New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious
12/18/2007 - Two New Burger King Sandwiches Negate Each Other
12/18/2007 - Man Can't Decide Whether To Give Sandwich To Homeless Or Ducks
12/18/2007 - Arby's Apologizes For New Beef 'N' Bacon Sandwich
12/18/2007 - Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed
12/18/2007 - Face Of Jesus Seen On Miracle Hippie
12/18/2007 - Vatican Condemns Wack MCs
12/18/2007 - Love And Forgiveness Of Christ Now Available In New Gel Form
12/18/2007 - National Beard Growers Association Claims Entire '08 Crop Lost To Hot Day
12/18/2007 - Brett Butler Now Nation's Most Stable Female Celebrity
12/18/2007 - Gore Wins Oscar, Nobel Peace Prize For Slide-Show Presentation
12/17/2007 - International Scandal: Don Cheadle Planned Darfur Genocide To Create Film Role
12/17/2007 - Thousands Wait Overnight At Microsoft Stores For Second Generation Zune
12/17/2007 - Editorial Cartoon - December 17, 2007
12/17/2007 - The Presidency In The Year 2007
12/17/2007 - Jackie's 10 Best Entertainment Moments of 2007!
12/17/2007 - What Inventions Have We Overlooked This Year?
12/17/2007 - One Cell Phone Per Two Humans
12/17/2007 - White House Paintball Team Not The Same Without Rove
12/17/2007 - Human Evolution Accelerating
12/16/2007 - New Speaker Of The House Caught Wearing Women’s Clothing
12/16/2007 - Iraq War No Longer Interesting Enough To Make List Of Year’s Top Stories
12/16/2007 - Pure Silk To Stream From Cindy Crawford's Ass
12/16/2007 - Your Astrological Predictions For 2008
12/16/2007 - Tortilla-Chip Supply Dwindling, Reports Man On Couch
12/15/2007 - Russell Crowe Agrees To Lower Testosterone Levels
12/15/2007 - Long-Awaited Baby Boomer Die-Off To Begin Soon
12/15/2007 - Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her
12/14/2007 - The Future of Time Travel: Is It Also Its Past?
12/14/2007 - Area Woman Crowned Miss Thang 2007
12/14/2007 - Ike Turner Dead
12/14/2007 - Town Uglification Committee Approves New Pile Of Garbage Bags
12/14/2007 - Sources: George Clooney Looking Good
12/13/2007 - Patriots Proud Of Defeating Whoever That Last Team Was
12/13/2007 - Sheepish Timberwolves Fire Placekicker
12/13/2007 - Michael Vick Hopes Jail Is Like
The Longest Yard
Without All The Throwing
12/13/2007 - On The Role Of Race In Michael Vick's Trial And Sentencing
12/13/2007 - Fan Favorite White
12/13/2007 - Barky Dog Just Going Bark, Bark, Bark
12/13/2007 - Lesser-Known College Football Awards
12/13/2007 - LeBron James
12/13/2007 - Browns Reject Concept Of Controlling Own Playoff Destiny: 'Everything Is Chaos'
12/13/2007 - Confused David Stern Thought Gilbert Arenas Was Where Toronto Raptors Played
12/13/2007 - Our Troops Send Holiday Wishes For Peace, Goodwill, And Body Armor
12/13/2007 - Only Positive Statistic Of Year Announced
12/13/2007 - Tiger Woods Putts Baby Into Diaper
12/13/2007 - Romney Runs First Attack Ad
12/12/2007 - 2007 Holiday Cheer Brought To You By Toyota
12/12/2007 - Folk Art Museum Acquires Rare Visitor
12/12/2007 - I'm The U.N. Undersecretary Your Mother Warned You About
12/12/2007 - Protests Over
The Golden Compass
12/12/2007 - President Bush Ditches Visiting Dignitary At Congress
12/12/2007 - It's Christmas Time—And I'm In A Holi-Daze!
12/12/2007 - Most Popular Suspicious Behaviors
12/12/2007 - The Month Of Zepcember
12/12/2007 - Triumph Of Human Engineering Slept Through
12/11/2007 - Defense Labs Hack May Be Chinese
12/11/2007 - Your Horoscope
12/11/2007 - Cheap Airfare Sole Reason For Trip To Italy
12/11/2007 - 10-Year-Old Boy Discovers Fire
12/11/2007 - Baby Jesus Stolen From Live Nativity
12/10/2007 - Editorial Cartoon - December 10, 2007
12/10/2007 - On The Patriots' Chances To Go Undefeated
12/10/2007 - Bush's New Dentist Faces Tough Confirmation Hearing
12/10/2007 - New Product Can Do All That, More
12/10/2007 - Clinton, Giuliani Slipping In Polls
12/10/2007 - Conductor Vows To Whip Ragtag Elementary School Chorus Into Shape By Christmas
12/9/2007 - Should Animals Be Doing More For The Animal Rights Movement?
12/9/2007 - Jewish Texans Commemorate Holocaust...Texas-Style!
12/8/2007 - White Castle Plundered By Turks
12/8/2007 - Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
12/7/2007 - U.S. Breath Reaches All-Time Worst
12/7/2007 - Single Parent Wishes She Had Thought Of Abandoning Child First
12/7/2007 - Area Man Pronounced Dead On The Inside
12/7/2007 - Kidnapping British People Legal
12/7/2007 - America's Richest Pets
12/6/2007 - Iran Gave Up Nuke Program In 2003
12/6/2007 - Explosion-Themed Movie Tops Weekend Box Office
12/6/2007 - Don Imus Returns To Airwaves For One Last 'Nappy-Headed Hos' Remark
12/6/2007 - Dodgers Offer Twins Moon, Stars For Johan Santana
12/6/2007 - NCAA Abandons BCS, Implements New Argument-Based System For Determining College Football Rankings
12/6/2007 - Confusing 24-Player Trade Sends You, Scottie Pippen To Utah Jazz
12/6/2007 - Explaining the 2007 BCS Top Ten
12/6/2007 - Spurs vs. Lakers
12/6/2007 - Bob Costas Spontaneously Eulogizing At Sean Taylor's Funeral
12/6/2007 - Gatorade Inventor Robert Cade, 1927-2007, Given Touching Memorial Tribute
12/6/2007 - NFL Meteorologists Warn Steaming Black-Guy Heads Occurring Later Every Year
12/6/2007 - On The Baseball Owners' Winter Meetings
12/5/2007 - Evangeline Lilly Wins 'Best Wet T-Shirt Fight Scene' At Strong Women In TV Awards
12/5/2007 - 30 Miserable Lives Lost In Greyhound Bus Crash
12/5/2007 - My Son And His Friends Will Never Find My Secret
Playboy
Stash
12/5/2007 - These Time-Management Issues Will Be Easily Resolved With A Series Of Streamlined Meetings
12/5/2007 - Why Is The Pope Snubbing Boston?
12/5/2007 - The Mideast Peace Talks
12/5/2007 - Excercise Ball All The Way Over There
12/5/2007 - Seating Chart Revised To Put Problem Senators Up Front
12/5/2007 - God Makes Spanish Official Language Of Christianity
12/5/2007 - God Told Roberts To Quit University
12/4/2007 - Your Horoscope
12/4/2007 - Conservation Group Condemns Waterboarding As Wasteful
12/4/2007 - Grown Man Enjoys Duping Children
12/4/2007 - Retired Hobo Afraid He's Losing His Hobo Chops
12/4/2007 - Evel Knievel Dead
12/3/2007 - Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane
12/3/2007 - On NASCAR Suddenly Declining In Popularity
12/3/2007 - Editorial Cartoon - December 3, 2007
12/3/2007 - Christmas Trees More Expensive
12/3/2007 - Area Homosexual Outed By Common Sense
12/3/2007 - Local Radio Station Has Got Some Doobie Brothers Coming Up For You
12/3/2007 - Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement
12/2/2007 - Supreme Court Rules Tennesseans Are Sentient Beings
12/2/2007 - Report: Nation’s Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas
12/2/2007 - Style Replaces Substance
12/1/2007 - Bill Clinton To Become Spokesman For Manwich
12/1/2007 - Lone Gunman Envied By Married Gunman