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2008 July
7/31/2008 - Nova
7/31/2008 - World's Worst Person Decides To Go Into Marketing
7/31/2008 - Corruption Indictment For Sen. Stevens
7/31/2008 - Technical Problems Throughout NASCAR History
7/31/2008 - McSweeney's Rejects Mike Mussina's Seventh Consecutive Submission
7/31/2008 - Favre: I've Always Had A Passion For Stopping Things, Then Starting To Do Things Again
7/31/2008 - Crushed Philadephlia Sports Fans Devastated By Philadelphia Soul's Arena Football League Title
7/31/2008 - Pick-Up Swim Meet With Inner-City Kids Renews Michael Phelps' Love Of Swimming
7/31/2008 - On The Brett Favre Affair:
7/31/2008 - Goose Gossage Admitted Into Hall Of Fame After Correctly Answering Three Baseball History Questions
7/31/2008 - Bears Unveil New-Look-Like-Shit Offense
7/31/2008 - Colts vs. Redskins
7/31/2008 - Vikings Hire Coach
7/31/2008 - Area Man Never Met Cardboard Box He Couldn't Flatten
7/30/2008 - The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap?
7/30/2008 - How Are We Pissing Away Our Summer?
7/30/2008 - Why Am I The Only Homeless Man Still Wearing Pickle Barrels?
7/30/2008 - Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet
7/30/2008 - Google Launches Wikipedia Competitor
7/30/2008 - Troop Leader Awards Boy Scout With 'Tried To Save Best Friend' Badge
7/30/2008 - Justice Dept.: Justice Dept. Broke Law
7/30/2008 - Study: Not Being An Asshole Boss May Boost Employee Morale
7/30/2008 - My Morbidly Obese Wife Said The Most Interesting Thing The Other Day
7/30/2008 - Mysterious Zipper Spotted On Back Of McCain's Neck
7/29/2008 - McCain Courts Youth Vote With Lengthy Speech On Forbearance, Morality
7/29/2008 - Chinese TV Show Canceled After Drawing Only 180 Million Viewers
7/29/2008 - Your Horoscope
7/29/2008 - Girls=Boys in Math
7/29/2008 - PowerBar Introduces New WaterBar For Thirsty People On The Go
7/29/2008 - The Week In Review
7/28/2008 - Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office Politics
7/28/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - July 28, 2008
7/28/2008 - New Linens-N-Shit Opens
7/28/2008 - Really-Loud-Whistle Guy Takes Every Opportunity To Whistle Loudly
7/28/2008 - Billionaires Donate To Anti-Smoking Drive
7/28/2008 - Depressed Tornado Hangs Out Alone In Corner Of State
7/27/2008 - Sitting Places Of John The Baptist
7/27/2008 - Procter & Gamble Introduces Home Menstruation Test
7/26/2008 - Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed
7/26/2008 - 134-Year-Old Man Attributes Longevity To Typographical Error
7/25/2008 - WWE Tuesday Night Reflection
7/25/2008 - Can't Go Wrong With A Cheeseburger, Area Man Reports
7/25/2008 - We Falsely Accuse Shia Lebeouf Of Statutory Rape
7/25/2008 - Courageous E-mail To Boss In Drafts Folder Since December
7/25/2008 - Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette
7/25/2008 - U.S. Trades Alito To British Supreme Court In Six-Judge Deal
7/24/2008 - Live With Regis And Kelly
7/24/2008 - Only Remaining Rhyme Rapper Can Think Of Is 'Cliff Clavin'
7/24/2008 - Greg Norman
7/24/2008 - Braylon Edwards Claims He Kissed A Bunch Of Girls At Voluntary Camp
7/24/2008 - Mariners Improve To Eight Games Over .300
7/24/2008 - Report: Greg Maddux Can Guess Any Pitcher's WHIP Just By Looking At Them
7/24/2008 - On Jeremy Shockey Being Traded To New Orleans:
7/24/2008 - Predictions For Baseball's Second Half
7/24/2008 - Redskins Acquire Replacement Taylor
7/24/2008 - U.S. Deserters Not Safe in Canada
7/24/2008 - Placido Polanco Chokes Up All The Way
7/24/2008 - C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger
7/24/2008 - Tour De France Cyclists Make It Past Dreaded Underwater Stage
7/24/2008 - Hewlett-Packard Introduces New Soup-Resistant Laptop
7/23/2008 - Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream
7/23/2008 - How Are We Self-Medicating?
7/23/2008 - You're Never Too Old For Laser Tag vs. Sir, If You're Not Accompanying A Minor I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Leave
7/23/2008 - Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again
7/23/2008 - How Come No One Celebrates My Alcoholism Like John Cheever's?
7/23/2008 - New 'X-Files' Movie Opens
7/23/2008 - Ebert and Roeper Leaving 'Ebert and Roeper'
7/23/2008 - Darfur, IA Also In Pretty Bad Shape
7/23/2008 - Angry FCC Fudging Tired Of All This Sugar
7/22/2008 - Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
7/22/2008 - Your Horoscope
7/22/2008 - Unemployed Bob Barker Spends Morning Watching 'Price Is Right'
7/22/2008 - Firefighters Turned Away From Exclusive Nightclub Blaze
7/22/2008 - Pope Decries Materialism
7/22/2008 - Blackwater Security Hired To Protect U.S. Climate
7/21/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - July 21, 2008
7/21/2008 - Israel, Palestine Now Fighting Over Cemetery Space
7/21/2008 - Man Given Points For Trying Increases Total Trying Points To 643,457
7/21/2008 - 'The Dark Knight' Tops Box Office
7/21/2008 - Apology To Area Dog Insincere
7/20/2008 - Time Warner CEO Announces Plans To Merge With Secretary
7/19/2008 - Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate
7/19/2008 - The Week In Review
7/19/2008 - Earth Explodes
7/18/2008 - Disney World Secrets
7/18/2008 - The Mideast Conflict
7/18/2008 - 'Time' Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece
7/18/2008 - Rain Told To Go Away In 1986 Returns
7/18/2008 - Unsuccessful 20-Year-Olds You Don't Need To Be Jealous Of
7/18/2008 - McCain Addresses NAACP
7/18/2008 - Gettysburg Battlefield Solemnly Urinated On
7/17/2008 - Smiling Strangers
7/17/2008 - Television Character Nervous About Upcoming Class Reunion
7/17/2008 - Appealed Strike Call Taken All The Way To Supreme Court
7/17/2008 - Angry Jim Leyland's Mustache Keeps Falling Off While Yelling At Team
7/17/2008 - A-Rod Checks Beckett Baseball Card Monthly To See If Rookie Card Went Up
7/17/2008 - Secondhand TV Distracts From Playtime
7/17/2008 - Hard-Hitting Investigative Report Still Only About Sports
7/17/2008 - Base Runners Agree Albert Pujols Most Awkward First Baseman To Talk To
7/17/2008 - Lesser-Known Sports Video Games
7/17/2008 - Oscar De La Hoya
7/17/2008 - Sprinter Sends In Home Video Of Self Beating 100-Meter World Record
7/17/2008 - On NFL Training Camps Opening:
7/17/2008 - A's Pitchers Meet Up At Cool Pitcher Hangout Called 'The Strike Zone' After Game
7/17/2008 - Ronald Reagan Prime Suspect In Bank Robbery
7/16/2008 - Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years
7/16/2008 - Shit Yeah, Another Baby
7/16/2008 - Climate Change's Security Fallout
7/16/2008 - What Is Being Adapted To Opera?
7/16/2008 - Sen. Dick Lugar Placed On Congressional Disabled List With Strained Hamstring
7/16/2008 - Hubble Kaleidoscope Finds Evidence Of Space Looking All Crazy
7/16/2008 - I Don't Have Time For Noncontroversial Art Exhibits
7/16/2008 - Bush Lifts Offshore Drilling Ban
7/16/2008 - Nunchuck Mastery Displayed To Enemy
7/15/2008 - Infants Piling Up At Orphanage’s Old Address
7/15/2008 - Your Horoscope
7/15/2008 - Going To Tops Of Things Still Favored By Nation's Tourists
7/15/2008 - Obama Chastises Bernie Mac
7/15/2008 - Car-Wash Employee Tragically Simonized
7/14/2008 - 'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate
7/14/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - July 14, 2008
7/14/2008 - Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In
7/14/2008 - No One In Group Admits Girls' Night Out A Colossal Failure
7/14/2008 - Right To Own Guns Upheld
7/14/2008 - Entire City Council Meeting Devoted To Tree Stump
7/13/2008 - Giant Undersea Cephalopods Targeted By Pepsi
7/12/2008 - The Week In Review
7/12/2008 - Friend Somehow Bad At Hanging Out
7/12/2008 - New Boeing Jetliner Holds All But 300 People
7/11/2008 - 5-Year-Old Wants To Be A Tractor When She Grows Up
7/11/2008 - Debt: Should The World Forgive Ours So We Can Be Rich Again?
7/11/2008 - Singing, Dancing Man Just Getting Started
7/11/2008 - Life Expectancy Falls
7/11/2008 - Congress Raises 'Licking Syrup Off Your Plate' Age Limit To 13
7/10/2008 - U.S. Intelligence: Burundi May Be Developing Telephone
7/10/2008 - All-Star Game Gimmicks
7/10/2008 - Economy Down, Crimestoppers Tips Up
7/10/2008 - Girlfriend Wants To Leave Game Now
7/10/2008 - On The College World Series:
7/10/2008 - Ted Williams
7/10/2008 - Mike Golic Finally Marries, Eats Mike Greenberg
7/10/2008 - Jamie Moyer Change-Up Arrives At Home Plate After Long Journey
7/10/2008 - Mark Cuban Buys Sports
7/10/2008 - Experts Find Having Fun Not Necessarily A Key To Victory
7/10/2008 - At-Bat Following Grand Slam Just Kind Of Awkward
7/10/2008 - Shortstop Tony Peña Jr. Upset He Doesn't Have A Base
7/10/2008 - Stripper From Future Jumps Out Of Birthday Cake To Warn Humanity
7/9/2008 - Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Anti-Drug Initiative
7/9/2008 - Why Aren't We Going To The Gym?
7/9/2008 - We're Investing So Much In Alternative Fuels, Sometimes We Almost Forget To Pump Oil!
7/9/2008 - Hey Everybody, Let's All Go To The Beach And Complain
7/9/2008 - Bill Clinton Sadly Folds First Lady Dress Back Into Box
7/9/2008 - T.G.I. Friday's Executive Chef Recommends Booze-On-Meat-With-Cheese Thing
7/9/2008 - Fox News Racism: Intentional?
7/9/2008 - Stress In Pregnancy Influences Asthma
7/9/2008 - Supreme Court Holds Judicial Luau
7/8/2008 - Gay Pride Week In Review
7/8/2008 - Dollar Store Has Great Deal On Fig Nortons
7/8/2008 - Who Will Be Obama's Running Mate?
7/8/2008 - Your Horoscope
7/8/2008 - Class Of '88 Reunion Attendees Once Again Trick Sue Thorpe Into Thinking Jeff Urban Likes Her
7/8/2008 - Talking Through Tragedy Not Necessarily Beneficial
7/8/2008 - Area Sauce Perfect
7/7/2008 - Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff Enters 11,680th Day
7/7/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - July 7, 2008
7/7/2008 - Special Ops Veteran Slips Back Into Family Undetected
7/7/2008 - Teens Ignore Mobile-Phone Laws
7/7/2008 - Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band's Jobless Rate Hits 20%
7/7/2008 - Fancy Home Defibrillator Used Only Once
7/5/2008 - Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason
7/4/2008 - Endangered Manatee Struggles To Make Self Understood To Congress
7/4/2008 - Our Special All-Paper Salute To The Environment
7/3/2008 - Arizona Burned To Stop California Wildfire
7/3/2008 - New Alternative Fuel SUV Will Deplete World's Hydrogen By 2070
7/2/2008 - Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
7/2/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - July 2, 2008
7/2/2008 - Solar-Power Technology Still Largely Confined To Calculators
7/1/2008 - Greenpeace Releases Dolphins Into Forest