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2008 November
11/30/2008 - Highest Blender Setting Successfully Drowns Out Jamba Juice Employee
11/29/2008 - Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food Options
11/29/2008 - Childless Couple Seriously Thinking About Abducting
11/28/2008 - Connecticopulation
11/28/2008 - Would Anyone Notice If We Started Endorsing Eugenics?
11/28/2008 - Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone
11/28/2008 - Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think
11/28/2008 - New Genetic Links To Baldness Found
11/28/2008 - Wal-Mart's Prices Undercut By Wal-Mart Dumpster
11/27/2008 - Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
11/27/2008 - That One Kid In Rec Basketball League Always Wearing Jeans During Games
11/27/2008 - Man With Apple Hovering In Front Of Face Sues René Magritte's Estate
11/27/2008 - Area Man Sneaks Own Balloon Into Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
11/27/2008 - USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing
11/27/2008 - Americans Thankful This Thanksgiving
11/27/2008 - Report: Planes Just As Afraid Of John Madden
11/27/2008 - Cubs, Absence From World Series Agree To 4-Year Extension
11/27/2008 - Joe Buck
11/27/2008 - On Possibly Moving The Thanksgiving Game Out Of Detroit:
11/27/2008 - Rookie Running Back Can't Break Habit Of Saying 'Thank You' During Handoffs
11/27/2008 - NHL Player Tunnels Out Of Penalty Box
11/27/2008 - NASCAR's Environmentally Friendly Future
11/27/2008 - Marc Bulger Visits Local Barnes & Noble For Touchdown Ideas
11/27/2008 - Sports Community Mourns Death Of Old Bald White Man With Glasses
11/27/2008 - Area Man Sneaks Own Balloon Into Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
11/26/2008 - Least-Cited Supreme Court Cases
11/26/2008 - Well, That Sunset Sucked
11/26/2008 - Unemployed Man Photoshops Self Into Former Company’s Staff Photo
11/26/2008 - Auto Industry Crisis
11/26/2008 - Area Man Shocked To See His Elementary School Has A Website
11/26/2008 - Ask A Guy Who Knows A Little Bit About Dealing With These Lawyer Types
11/26/2008 - Colmes Leaves 'Hannity & Colmes'
11/26/2008 - Vice President Cheney Burns Down White House Aviary
11/25/2008 - Blue Angels Hold First-Ever Open Tryouts
11/25/2008 - Gordon Ramsay Berates Spoon For 45 Minutes
11/25/2008 - GM Covered With Giant Tarp Until It Has Money To Work On Cars Again
11/25/2008 - Sword-Wielding Man Shot At Scientology Building
11/25/2008 - Your Horoscope
11/25/2008 - American Bar Association Recalls 230,000 Defective Lawyers
11/24/2008 - In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume
11/24/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - November 24, 2008
11/24/2008 - Woman Profoundly Moved By Lyrics Artist Put Zero Time Or Effort Into
11/24/2008 - 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
11/24/2008 - Jobless Claims At 16-Year High
11/24/2008 - Oncologist Keeps Variety Of Citrus Fruits To Use As Visual Aids
11/23/2008 - Ghost Of Ted Knight Signs On As New Voice Of God
11/22/2008 - God Help Him, But Area Man Loves That Crazy Bitch
11/22/2008 - The Week In Review
11/22/2008 - Veteran Who Stormed Beach At Normandy Still Getting Laid Because Of It
11/21/2008 - Will Wayne Knight Do It?
11/21/2008 - Flea Market Vendor Could Possibly Let Unidentifiable Lump Go For $15
11/21/2008 - New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything
11/21/2008 - Consumer Prices Fall Record Amount
11/21/2008 - Why Should This Man Shower Now When He's Just Going To Get All Sweaty Again?
11/21/2008 - Phil's Party Reminds Area Man Why He Doesn't Go To Phil's Parties
11/20/2008 - Cory In The House
11/20/2008 - Teenage Katrina Survivor Wins Yet Another Essay Contest
11/20/2008 - Peja Stojakovic Fondly Recalls First Human Head He Played Basketball With
11/20/2008 - Carmelo Anthony Airballs Slam-Dunk
11/20/2008 - BCS Picture Made Clearer By Pretending Certain Teams Don't Exist
11/20/2008 - Biggest NFL Coach Press-Conference Meltdowns
11/20/2008 - Kerry Collins Credits Current Success To Drinking Even More Before Games
11/20/2008 - Dems Leave Lieberman Unpunished
11/20/2008 - Cardinals Find Themselves In Wouldn't-Hurt-To-Win-But-Don't-Really-Have-To Situation
11/20/2008 - On The First NFL Tie In Six Years:
11/20/2008 - Titans at Lions
11/20/2008 - Jimmie Johnson's Car Put Out To Stud
11/20/2008 - Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck Returns From Injury For Some Reason
11/20/2008 - Fit Of Anger Turns Dairy Farmer Into Beef Farmer
11/19/2008 - I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
11/19/2008 - Top Thanksgiving Turkey Substitutes
11/19/2008 - Holiday Blockbuster Season Approaches
11/19/2008 - If Only Someone Had Written A Song Describing The Bittersweet, Cyclical Nature Of The Father-Son Relationship
11/19/2008 - Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm
11/19/2008 - Mark Cuban Sued For Insider Trading
11/19/2008 - Area Father Proves Tree Fort Is Not As Strong As Son Claims
11/18/2008 - Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey
11/18/2008 - Bags Under Tommy Lee Jones' Eyes Causing Him Neck Problems
11/18/2008 - Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman
11/18/2008 - History Doomed To Repeat Itself, Reports Man Who Just Dropped Food On Pants
11/18/2008 - Your Horoscope
11/18/2008 - Missing Beatles Track Confirmed
11/18/2008 - Bioengineers Outsmarted By Strain Of Intelligent Wheat
11/17/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - November 17, 2008
11/17/2008 - Co-Op Casino Robbed Again
11/17/2008 - Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy
11/17/2008 - Suicide Rate Jumps In White Middle-Aged Population
11/17/2008 - Intern Sent To Testify Before Congress For The Experience
11/16/2008 - According To Jim
11/16/2008 - Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mt. Everest
11/15/2008 - The Week In Review
11/15/2008 - Blistex Executive Makes Fool Of Himself At Lip-Balm Conference
11/15/2008 - New Robot Salesman Practically Sells Itself
11/14/2008 - Built For Speed
11/14/2008 - Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision
11/14/2008 - Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends
11/14/2008 - Are Tissue Box Designs Too Ostentatious For America's Bedside Tables?
11/14/2008 - Potential Employers Check Social Networking Sites
11/14/2008 - You Now President Of Argentina
11/13/2008 - K9 Cops
11/13/2008 - One In 4 Mammals In Jeopardy
11/13/2008 - Knicks Fans Discover Striking Palms Together Makes Uplifting And Appreciative Noise
11/13/2008 - Hockey Hall Of Fame Ceremony Held At Steve's Place
11/13/2008 - On The Undefeated Titans:
11/13/2008 - Texas Tech at Oklahoma
11/13/2008 - Defensive Back Still Down On Ground After Missed Interception
11/13/2008 - Cavaliers Declared NBA Champions As Basketball Knocks Off Early
11/13/2008 - Plaxico Burress Holds Team Meeting To Admit He Was Wide Open
11/13/2008 - Tony Romo Comes Out Of Bye Week Addicted To Heroin
11/13/2008 - Lesser-Known Awards In Major League Baseball
11/13/2008 - Catchphrase From 'The Love Guru' Overheard
11/13/2008 - Pistons Discover Allen Iverson Does Not Like To Be Thrown From Moving Car
11/13/2008 - Nebraska Lawmakers Ban Sex In Grain Elevators
11/12/2008 - What Are We Forgetting?
11/12/2008 - I Meant To Vote, But You Know How It Goes
11/12/2008 - Offbeat Squirrel In Park Garnering Cult Following
11/12/2008 - California Passes Anti-Gay Marriage Legislation
11/12/2008 - I Bet My 40s Are Totally Going To Rock
11/12/2008 - Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase
11/12/2008 - Study: Bullies Enjoy Pain Of Others
11/12/2008 - Warren Buffett Finds $30 Million In Change In Couch
11/11/2008 - International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising
11/11/2008 - Guy You Canvassed With Knows This Great Little Italian Canvassing Place
11/11/2008 - Hot Girl’s Number Lingered On
11/11/2008 - In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
11/11/2008 - Coworker Has That Excuse That's Going Around
11/11/2008 - Your Horoscope
11/11/2008 - Emanuel Calls For Auto Industry Bailout
11/11/2008 - Obama Vows To Wipe Out Llamas
11/10/2008 - YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
11/10/2008 - The Animal Kingdom
11/10/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - November 10, 2008
11/10/2008 - New Texas Legislation Would Require Whiskey Bottles To Be Shot Out Of Air Immediately After Being Emptied
11/10/2008 - Majority Of Americans Never Use Physical Education After High School
11/10/2008 - Spitzer Not Charged
11/10/2008 - Area Man Traces Bad Eating Habits Back 6 Generations
11/9/2008 - Romantic Hostage Negotiator Offers Bank Robbers Moon And Stars
11/8/2008 - Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy
11/8/2008 - God Returns From 2-Millennium-Long Vacation
11/7/2008 - Oi! The Americans 'ave Picked A President!
11/7/2008 - Circular Editor Makes Last-Minute Call To Run Fabric Softener As Top Coupon
11/7/2008 - Peregrine Falcon Acting Pretty Cocky Since Being Taken Off Endangered Species List
11/7/2008 - This Man Will Stop At Nothing To Teach You Guitar
11/7/2008 - 'Jurassic Park' Author Dies
11/7/2008 - Dead Whale Buried In Aquarium's Backyard
11/6/2008 - As An Older World's Strongest Man, There Are Certain Trucks I Can't Pull Anymore
11/6/2008 - Who's Gonna Hallo-wean My Kids Off All This Candy?
11/6/2008 - Study: Autism Linked To Rainfall
11/6/2008 - Kobe Bryant Scores 25 In Holy Shit We Elected A Black President
11/6/2008 - Perkins Management Disappointed To See Daunte Culpepper Leave So Soon
11/6/2008 - Lee Corso Starting To Feel Weird At College Parties
11/6/2008 - Lewis Hamilton
11/6/2008 - Cory Matthews, Mr. Feeny Share Joyous Moment Following Phillies World Series Victory
11/6/2008 - On Tennessee Firing Longtime Coach Phil Fulmer:
11/6/2008 - Brooks Bollinger Best Option At Quarterback For NFL Team
11/6/2008 - Bobby Simmons Under Impression Nets Are Entering The Bobby Simmons Era
11/6/2008 - Leather-Jacketed, Sunglasses-Wearing Rex Grossman: "There's A New Rex In Town"
11/6/2008 - The Cowboys Collapse
11/6/2008 - Laser Light Show Panned By Laserati
11/5/2008 - Blue Angels' Online Application
11/5/2008 - Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
11/5/2008 - OS X Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7
11/5/2008 - Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress
11/5/2008 - The Cauldron Of History
11/5/2008 - McCain Gets Hammered At Local VFW
11/5/2008 - All The Electric Premonition That Rides The Sky Being A Drama Of Human Devising
11/5/2008 - Hillary Clinton Resumes Attacking Obama
11/5/2008 - Big Ben Set 15 Minutes Ahead To Give London A Little Extra Time In The Morning
11/5/2008 - What Are We Canning?
11/5/2008 - Michael Dewley Through The Years
11/5/2008 - Today's Historic Front Page: Nov. 5, 2008
11/5/2008 - A Message From FBI Agent Lucas Emerson
11/5/2008 - Auto Sales Hit 25-Year Low
11/5/2008 - Bag Of Chips Explodes On Its Own
11/5/2008 - Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
11/4/2008 - KLEMKE WINS!
11/4/2008 - Republican Party, Average Working Joe Bid One Another Adieu Until 2012
11/4/2008 - Magical Voting Booth Transforms Clearheaded Americans Into Reactionist Morons
11/4/2008 - Old Little League Trophy Stared At
11/4/2008 - Long Lines Anticipated At Polls
11/4/2008 - Bush: 'Can I Stop Being President Now?'
11/4/2008 - Your Horoscope
11/4/2008 - Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
11/4/2008 - Millions Of Voters Refuse To Exit Polls
11/3/2008 - McCain Refusing To Tell Voters What's In Box Unless Elected
11/3/2008 - Here's How You Win An Election, Mr. McCain
11/3/2008 - Editorial Cartoon - November 3, 2008
11/3/2008 - Bush Asks Advice For This Friend Of His Who Invaded Iraq
11/3/2008 - Struggling Americans Forced To Work Extra-Dimensional 4th Shift
11/3/2008 - Jackson 5 To Reunite
11/3/2008 - Calvin Klein To Build Runway Control Tower After Tragic Five-Model Pileup
11/2/2008 - 48-Hour Internet Outage Plunges Nation Into Productivity
11/1/2008 - Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine
11/1/2008 - Burned Lower Half Of Mort's Face Revealed In 'Bazooka Joe' Stunner
11/1/2008 - Last Great Party Of Man's Life Results In First Child