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5/31/2009 - Man Who Lost Leg To Whale Decides To Let It Go
5/31/2009 - The Real Housewives Of Mogadishu
5/30/2009 - Elk Majestically Tramples 3
5/30/2009 - Edge Of Table Victorious Over Toddler
5/30/2009 - Every Story In Local Police Blotter Concerns Jayson Williams
5/30/2009 - Bar Owner Cannot Fucking Believe He Actually Sponsored An Adult Kickball Team
5/29/2009 - Peter Gallagher Once Again Named 'Eyebrow' Magazine Man Of The Year
5/29/2009 - Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of 'Change' To 'Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas'
5/29/2009 - Man Realizes He Has No Interests
5/29/2009 - 'American Idol' Results Tainted?
5/29/2009 - Stan Van Gundy Draws Up Play In Barbecue Sauce
5/29/2009 - Smoke Monster From 'Lost' Given Own Primetime Spin-Off Series
5/28/2009 - China Leaks Preemptive Apology For Shooting Down Space Shuttle
5/28/2009 - We Regret Asking Americans To Talk About Faith
5/28/2009 - Supreme Court
5/28/2009 - Oh, No! It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts! Run!
5/28/2009 - Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
5/28/2009 - Parents Legally Change 9-Year-Old's Name To Better Reflect Current Pop Culture
5/28/2009 - Notable Indy 500 Crashes
5/28/2009 - Obama Announces Justice Nominee
5/28/2009 - Dwight Howard
5/28/2009 - John Daly Honors Amy Mickelson By Wearing Pink Sports Bra
5/28/2009 - Investigators: Increasingly Likely That James Harrison Bit Own Son
5/28/2009 - Manny Ramirez To David Ortiz: 'Road Trip'
5/28/2009 - On Nadal's Record String Of French Open Victories:
5/27/2009 - Maker Of Dixie Cups Debuts New Line Of Paper Cookware
5/27/2009 - Tyler Perry, Bounty Hunter
5/27/2009 - What Ancient Curse Has Been Cast On Us?
5/27/2009 - Changing Channel On Local Bar's TV More Of A Process Than Area Man Anticipated
5/27/2009 - Brooke Shields Regrets Losing Virginity At 22
5/26/2009 - Record Number Of Americans Settling For Sex At Home
5/26/2009 - Obama's New Fuel Efficiency Plan
5/26/2009 - Obama Addresses Nation Still Wearing Spock Ears
5/26/2009 - The Oprah Winfrey Show
5/26/2009 - You Should Come Out To The Country House This Weekend And Envy My Family's Extreme Wealth
5/26/2009 - Mildfires Amble Through California
5/26/2009 - Your Horoscopes
5/26/2009 - Lower IQs Linked To Epilepsy Medication
5/26/2009 - Nation Refuses To Get To Know Hedo Turkoglu
5/26/2009 - KFC No Longer Permitted To Use Word 'Eat' In Advertisements
5/25/2009 - New DNA Evidence Forces Investigators To Reopen Nancy Drew Mystery
5/25/2009 - Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
5/25/2009 - In Attempt To Jump-Start Economy, Obama Declares Tuesdays Ladies' Night
5/25/2009 - Editorial Cartoon - May 25, 2009
5/25/2009 - Supreme Court Justice Application Asks For 3 Sample Opinions
5/25/2009 - Archie To Choose Betty Or Veronica
5/25/2009 - MLB Adjusts Drug Policy To Allow David Ortiz To Take Steroids
5/25/2009 - Report: Increasing Number Of Educators Found To Be Suffering From Teaching Disabilities
5/24/2009 - Nation Gears Up For Annual Carny Migration
5/24/2009 - The Week In Review
5/23/2009 - Run-Down Amusement Park Owner Now Lives Out Of Bumper Car
5/23/2009 - Man Escapes Eritrean Civil War To Clean Martini Puke From Back Of Taxi
5/23/2009 - Magic Game Plan To Out-Basketball Cavaliers
5/23/2009 - Radiohead Denies Influencing Local Band
5/22/2009 - Chinese Stuff Live Panda Into Time Capsule
5/22/2009 - Roadside Driving Range
5/22/2009 - Senior Center Restocks On Rum Raisin Ice Cream
5/22/2009 - Guantánamo Closure Delayed
5/22/2009 - Struggling 'Pittsburgh Post-Gazette' Asks Sidney Crosby To Cover Penguin Playoff Series
5/22/2009 - New Netpix Service Sends Unlimited Photographs For Monthly Fee
5/21/2009 - New Strain Of Alan Starzinski Flu Traced Back To Alan Starzinski
5/21/2009 - How Princess Diana Would Be Staying Fit At 47
5/21/2009 - Guantánamo Detainee Ruled Not Mentally Fit To Testify About Psychological Torture
5/21/2009 - Swine Flu Season Is Really Flu-ing By!
5/21/2009 - Senior Prank Somehow Leaves High School With Increased Math Funding
5/21/2009 - Championship Teams At The White House
5/21/2009 - Allen Settles With American Apparel
5/21/2009 - Celtics: 'That Was A Reasonable Amount Of Time To Be In The Playoffs'
5/21/2009 - Nuggets vs. Lakers
5/21/2009 - Chauncy Billups Exploits Screen-Wraparound Glitch
5/21/2009 - On The Explosion Of Home Runs In New Yankee Stadium:
5/21/2009 - Preakness-Winning Filly An Inspiration To Women Who Want To Win Preakness
5/20/2009 - Marijuana Legalized 2 Days After Advocates Put On Neckties
5/20/2009 - NHL Tries To Woo Fans By Increasing Scoring With Bigger Nets, 3-Point Line
5/20/2009 - The Mythological Adventures Of Giant Christine
5/20/2009 - Where Are We Scattering Our Ashes?
5/20/2009 - Monument Designer To See If Some Other Country Wants To Buy Rejected War Memorial
5/20/2009 - Scorsese To Direct Sinatra Biopic
5/19/2009 - Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
5/19/2009 - CIA Capture The Flag Game Inadvertently Overthrows President Hugo Chavez
5/19/2009 - Social Security, Medicare Running Out Of Money
5/19/2009 - I Realize I Haven't Been The World's Best Star Of 'Criminal Minds' Lately
5/19/2009 - Unusually Level-Headed, Charismatic Lichen Species Named After Obama
5/19/2009 - New Prescription Fish Tank Eliminates Need For Glasses While Looking At Fish
5/19/2009 - Economy Has Bottomed Out
5/19/2009 - Steelers Jersey Worn To Pirates Game
5/19/2009 - Your Horoscopes
5/18/2009 - President Obama Vetoes Mutant Registration Act
5/18/2009 - Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
5/18/2009 - I Can Open That With My Teeth!
5/18/2009 - Editorial Cartoon - May 18, 2009
5/18/2009 - Area Woman Worried She's Forgetting What Heath Ledger Looked Like
5/18/2009 - Cow Genome Outlined
5/18/2009 - Bill Laimbeer Reverently Elbows Chuck Daly's Coffin Into Grave
5/18/2009 - Department Of Labor Spends $40 Billion To Create One Amazing New Job
5/17/2009 - New 26-Foot Micro Marathon Hailed As Future of Running
5/17/2009 - The Week In Review
5/17/2009 - Alabama Nights
5/16/2009 - Paranoid Optimist Just Knows Someone Is Out To Get Him A Present
5/16/2009 - Judge Pumps Self Up Before Verdict By Listening To Andrew W.K.
5/16/2009 - Gwendolyn Monroe Mourns Death Of Ex-Husband Dom DiMaggio
5/16/2009 - Area Mom, Jerry To Wed
5/15/2009 - Auto Dealer Saving All The Good Cars For Himself
5/15/2009 - The Week In Review
5/15/2009 - Grandmother's Folksy Sayings Delay Senility Detection For Years
5/15/2009 - The Man With No Gun
5/15/2009 - Craigslist Stops Running Erotic Services Ads
5/15/2009 - Ron Artest Tells Reporters He Lives For The NBA Playoffs, Coconut Shrimp
5/15/2009 - Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe
5/14/2009 - Space Station Crew Members Deny Throwing Things At Sweden
5/14/2009 - Who Dumped Who? Or Is It Whom? 10 Common Grammar Mistakes
5/14/2009 - Israeli PM Debuts New Road Map For Continued Strife
5/14/2009 - Ask A Wife Helping Her Husband Back A Camper Into A Park Site
5/14/2009 - Life Choices Leading Area Man To Career In Self-Storage
5/14/2009 - Startled Glen Davis Retracts Head Into Body
5/14/2009 - Statue Of Liberty's Crown Reopening
5/14/2009 - Tiger's Slump
5/14/2009 - Zack Greinke
5/14/2009 - Brett Favre Mails Arm To Vikings
5/14/2009 - On The Exciting Penguins-Capitals Playoff Series:
5/14/2009 - Manny Ramirez: 'Am I In Trouble?'
5/13/2009 - College Student Gradually Becomes Townie
5/13/2009 - Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing
5/13/2009 - Eating For One
5/13/2009 - Class In America
5/13/2009 - What Awards Are We Hanging In Our Office?
5/13/2009 - Bitchy Girlfriend Just Asking For Anne Hathaway To Swoop In, Steal Man Away
5/13/2009 - Graduating Seniors Face Bleak Job Market
5/12/2009 - Detroit Mayor Throws First Brick In Glass-Breaking Ceremony For New Slum
5/12/2009 - U.S. Interstate System To Create One Massive Rest Area
5/12/2009 - Revitalizing The GOP
5/12/2009 - RC Car Works Up Courage To Approach Group Of Girls
5/12/2009 - There's Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself, And Also Me, The Ghost Of Franklin Delano Roosevelt
5/12/2009 - Military's Gay Policy Being Reevaluated
5/12/2009 - Report: Majority Of Pay Phone Conversations Begin, End In Tears
5/12/2009 - Cash-Strapped Indy 500 To Charge Dollar-A-Lap Toll
5/12/2009 - Your Horoscopes
5/11/2009 - Those Damn Bluegrass Players At It Again
5/11/2009 - Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq
5/11/2009 - Cool Magnet Tricks
5/11/2009 - Editorial Cartoon - May 11, 2009
5/11/2009 - Classmates.com Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook
5/11/2009 - NASA Running Out Of Fuel
5/11/2009 - Cute Kid Given Foul Ball Actually A Little Shit
5/11/2009 - Chicken-Shit Asteroid Veers Away At Last Minute
5/10/2009 - Pacific Island Volcano Erupts With Force Of 300 Vin Diesels
5/9/2009 - Area Bird Creeped Out By Bird Watcher
5/9/2009 - Royals Unable To Find Themselves In Standings
5/9/2009 - Area Man First In His Family To Coast Through College
5/9/2009 - Cult Leader Wants To Lead More Normal People To Their Deaths
5/8/2009 - Selfish Scientists Won't Share New Findings
5/8/2009 - Mainstream Media At It Again, Bloggers Report
5/8/2009 - Concert Security Guard Would Willingly Give His Life To Protect Coldplay
5/8/2009 - Michael Savage Banned From Britain
5/8/2009 - Tim Duncan Begins Summer Job At Apple Genius Bar
5/8/2009 - Two And A Half Men
5/8/2009 - Film & Television
5/8/2009 - Vindictive Movie Studio Threatens To Make 'Coyote Ugly' Sequel
5/7/2009 - Former Movie Star Remains Comatose Following Career-Reviving Car Crash
5/7/2009 - Alan Klemke: The First 100 Days
5/7/2009 - Hey, Dave, Do You Know A Jack Spencer?
5/7/2009 - Sun Goes Out For A Few Seconds
5/7/2009 - College Sports Cutbacks
5/7/2009 - Michael Vick Regrets Wearing Dog-Skin Coat To Meet With Goodell
5/7/2009 - Newest Kindle May Change Textbook Market
5/7/2009 - New Book Alleges There Was One Day When A-Rod Didn't Take Steroids
5/7/2009 - On 50-to-1 Shot Mine That Bird Winning The Kentucky Derby:
5/7/2009 - Alexander Ovechkin
5/7/2009 - Slashed Ticket Prices Allow Lesser Nobility To Attend Yankees Games
5/6/2009 - Police Detective Subjects His Own Faith In God To Rough Questioning
5/6/2009 - Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
5/6/2009 - Bonotheism
5/6/2009 - What Are We Doing For Mother's Day?
5/6/2009 - 12 Publicists Dead, 43 Injured In Struggle To Transform The Rock Into Dwayne Johnson
5/6/2009 - Men's Health Department Proposed
5/5/2009 - Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
5/5/2009 - Grown-Up Ferris Bueller Charms His Way Out Of Paying Child Support
5/5/2009 - Kerry Begins Newspaper Hearings
5/5/2009 - Kids, Your Mother And I Are Getting Divorced When You Least Expect It
5/5/2009 - Ex-Con Back Behind Bar
5/5/2009 - Shadow Government Getting Too Large To Meet In Marriott Conference Room B
5/5/2009 - Disease Hoping To Be Named After Ballplayer
5/5/2009 - Your Horoscopes - Week of April 10, 2012
5/5/2009 - China Quarantines Mexicans
5/4/2009 - Yellowstone National Park Hires Plumber To Fix Clogged Geyser
5/4/2009 - Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
5/4/2009 - New Television Show
5/4/2009 - Editorial Cartoon - May 4, 2009
5/4/2009 - Misbuttoned Coat Makes Perfectly Sane Woman Look Like Raving Lunatic
5/4/2009 - Harness Racing Movie Contends Life Is Like Harness Racing
5/4/2009 - 8.5% Of Young Video Gamers Addicted
5/4/2009 - Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
5/3/2009 - Cat Given Benefit Of Doubt Again
5/3/2009 - The Week In Review
5/2/2009 - Mrs. Butterworth Scientists Engineer More Absorbent Pancake
5/2/2009 - Renée Zellweger No Longer Renée Zellweger Type
5/2/2009 - Stat-Minded Player Recalculating VORP Before Every At Bat
5/2/2009 - Area Girlfriend, Boyfriend Achieve Perfect Mother-Son Relationship
5/1/2009 - Rookie Defense Attorney Takes Overruled Objection Personally
5/1/2009 - Substitute Preacher
5/1/2009 - NBA To Introduce Last-Second Shot Clock
5/1/2009 - Supercomputer On 'Jeopardy'
5/1/2009 - Your Horoscopes
5/1/2009 - Sherpa Who Led Neil Armstrong To Moon Dead At 71