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2010 April
4/30/2010 - Player Drafted At Linebacker To Start At Realtor
4/30/2010 - Money Spent For Old Time's Sake
4/30/2010 - Crist Dumps Republicans
4/30/2010 - Showboating Horse High-Steps Last 20 Yards Of Kentucky Derby
4/30/2010 - Roethlisberger's Promise To Change
4/30/2010 - Ryan Howard
4/30/2010 - On Usain Bolt's Breathtaking 8.79-second 4x100 Anchor Leg At The Penn Relays
4/30/2010 - Bill Belichick Drops Off Recent Draft Picks In Middle Of Nowhere, Tells Them To Find Way Back
4/30/2010 - Our 3D Punctuation Issue
4/30/2010 - Gimme Some Of That!
4/29/2010 - Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter 'Worth The Wait' For Christian Newlyweds
4/29/2010 - Live Feed: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner
4/29/2010 - No Parent Should Ever Have To Bury His Child Alive
4/29/2010 - God Shuts Down Andromeda Galaxy
4/29/2010 - Oil Slick May Hit Coast This Weekend
4/29/2010 - Pickup Truck Stoled
4/28/2010 - Man On Couch Reports Dwindling Supply Of Chips
4/28/2010 - What Night Courses Are We Taking?
4/28/2010 - Green Day's 'American Idiot' Musical Opens
4/28/2010 - Adam Wainwright Annoying Entire Ballpark By Announcing Pitch Count Out Loud
4/28/2010 - Senate Bully Forces Legislators To Repeatedly Pass 'We Are Huge Homos' Bill
4/28/2010 - Stephen Hawking Warns Of Aliens
4/28/2010 - Big Men, Tiny Problems
4/27/2010 - Collectible-Plate Industry Calls For Tragic Death Of Barbra Streisand
4/27/2010 - FBI Uncovers Plot To 'Sex And The City 2'
4/27/2010 - Bausch & Lomb Introduces Line Of Aviator Contacts
4/27/2010 - Getting Through Allergy Season
4/27/2010 - True Yankees, Regular Yankees To Now Wear Different Uniforms
4/27/2010 - Thing In Cave Not Finished With Eric Yet
4/27/2010 - 'Archie' Gets A Gay Character
4/27/2010 - Your Horoscopes - Week Of April 27, 2010
4/26/2010 - God Proclaims Raspberries 'Now Even More Berrilicious'
4/26/2010 - Jockey Liam Hollins The Favorite To Brutally Whip Horse To Kentucky Derby Win
4/26/2010 - The Week In Review
4/26/2010 - Comedy Central Presents: Your Uncle
4/26/2010 - Fan Incredibly Disappointed To Learn Player's Favorite Book Is The Bible
4/26/2010 - Man At Very Top Of Food Chain Chooses Bugles
4/26/2010 - 'South Park' Creators Threatened By Extremists
4/26/2010 - Obama Promoted To Senior Vice President Of American Affairs
4/26/2010 - April 26, 2010
4/25/2010 - How Gay Should Your Husband Be Before You File For Divorce?
4/24/2010 - Roger Goodell 'Completely Skeeved Out' By Meeting With Ben Roethlisberger
4/24/2010 - Toenails Regenerating
4/24/2010 - Tom Hanks Forces Houseguests To Play 'World War II' With Him
4/23/2010 - Heroic SWAT Team Stops NFL Draft Countdown Clock With One Second Remaining
4/23/2010 - Little League Coach Reveals Creepy Method For Breaking In Baseball Mitt
4/23/2010 - Illinois Protesters Demand Higher Taxes
4/23/2010 - Great Boston Marathon Moments
4/23/2010 - Eric Gagne Retires 2 Years After Arm
4/23/2010 - Ubaldo Jimenez
4/23/2010 - On The Tragic Murder-Suicide Case Of Boxer Edwin Valero
4/23/2010 - Long-Standing, League-Wide Practical Joke Culminates In Sam Bradford Not Being Picked In NFL Draft
4/23/2010 - FlashForward
4/22/2010 - New High-Viscosity Mayo To Aid In American Swallowing
4/22/2010 - I Still Ain't Sure About This Socialism Medicine
4/22/2010 - Champagne Company Develops New Second-Place Beverage
4/22/2010 - Actor Kal Penn Robbed
4/22/2010 - Everyone Still Remembers Time You Threw Up In 5th Grade
4/21/2010 - Horoscope Test
4/21/2010 - How Are We Promoting Our Business?
4/21/2010 - Sarah Palin's Speaking Demands
4/21/2010 - The Week In Review
4/21/2010 - Toads Can Predict Earthquakes
4/21/2010 - Albert Pujols Sliding Into Everything After Learning To Slide
4/21/2010 - Gun Goes Off During Life's Third Act
4/21/2010 - The Basketball Ref
4/20/2010 - Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster's
4/20/2010 - Study: Universe Actually Shrunk By About 19 Inches Last Year
4/20/2010 - So We Meet Again, The Croup
4/20/2010 - Mel Kiper, Jr. Explains How Justice Stevens' Retirement Affects NFL Draft
4/20/2010 - Passage Of Health Care Reform Brings Democrat-Republican Score To 317,622-318,047
4/20/2010 - McDonald's Nixes Cage-Free Eggs
4/20/2010 - Your Horoscopes- Week Of April 20, 2010
4/19/2010 - 'Iron Man 2' Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Punched In Face
4/19/2010 - April 19, 2010
4/19/2010 - DHiPs
4/19/2010 - Amar'e Stoudemire Still Trying To Find Out Where He Was Traded To
4/19/2010 - Helicopter Ride Pretty Much Delivers The Goods
4/19/2010 - Icelandic Volcano Halts European Air Travel
4/19/2010 - Report: China To Overtake U.S. As World's Biggest Asshole By 2020
4/18/2010 - Law & Order SVU
4/18/2010 - Bounty Officials Approve Third Ply
4/17/2010 - Devin Ebanks Announces Intentions To Enter League They Pay You To Play Basketball At
4/17/2010 - Exhibitionist Zoo Elephants Waiting For Crowd To Gather Before Screwing
4/17/2010 - Opening Staff Rails Against Incompetence Of Closing Staff
4/16/2010 - Nation Collectively Acts Like It Was Rooting For Phil Mickelson All Along
4/16/2010 - 2010 Year In Review: Because How Could Things Possibly Get Any Better After A March Like That?
4/16/2010 - Average Time Spent Being Happy Drops To 13 Seconds Per Day
4/16/2010 - Spanking Leads To Aggressive Children
4/16/2010 - God Happily Watches Texas Stadium Crumble To Ground
4/16/2010 - Scouting The Sleepers Of The 2010 NFL Draft
4/16/2010 - Sam Bradford
4/16/2010 - On Ben Roethlisberger Not Being Charged With Sexual Assault
4/16/2010 - All Sports To Cease So Skip Bayless Has Nothing To Talk About
4/16/2010 - American Punch-Up
4/15/2010 - In The Know: Should More Americans Get In On The EZ-Go Juicer Craze?
4/15/2010 - Most Men Are Too Intimidated To Date A Successful, Educated Gorgon
4/15/2010 - Closeted Soldiers Getting In Last Clandestine Rendezvous Before 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Repealed
4/15/2010 - Twitter Now Features Ads
4/15/2010 - Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software
4/14/2010 - Why Can't We Get Over Him Or Her?
4/14/2010 - Kitty Kelley Pens Oprah Tell-All
4/14/2010 - Lakers Great Karl Malone Inducted Into Hall Of Fame
4/14/2010 - Scientists Finally Prove What Area Dad Has Been Saying For Years
4/14/2010 - Conan To Join TBS
4/14/2010 - Thomas and Jarrett
4/13/2010 - Area Stylist Would Love To Do Julia Roberts' Hair
4/13/2010 - U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
4/13/2010 - Meat Industry Introduces New Easy-Tear Perforated Beef
4/13/2010 - Navy Bans Smoking On Submarines
4/13/2010 - I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment
4/13/2010 - New Congressional Power Rankings Oversight Committee Marks Federalization Of Power Rankings
4/13/2010 - Cool Dentist Doesn't Give A Shit About Patients' Flossing
4/13/2010 - Your Horoscopes - Week Of April 13, 2010
4/13/2010 - The Common Man
4/12/2010 - Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations
4/12/2010 - Celebrity Look-Alike Rehab
4/12/2010 - No One In Ballet Audience Realizes How Bad Dancers Smell
4/12/2010 - The Week In Review
4/12/2010 - NASCAR's Drive For Diversity Program Successfully Hidden From Fans
4/12/2010 - NBC Admits To Never Actually Making An Episode of 'Chuck'
4/12/2010 - Malcolm McLaren Dead At 64
4/12/2010 - New Six Flags Ride Based On Relationship With Deborah
4/11/2010 - God Cites 'Moving In Mysterious Ways' As Motive For Killing Of 3,000 Papua New Guineans
4/11/2010 - This New House
4/10/2010 - Papal Infallibility Invoked To Allow Scrabble Word
4/10/2010 - Donovan McNabb: 'I'd Like To Thank The Ungrateful, Over-Expecting,Oftentimes-Racist Fans Of Philadelphia'
4/10/2010 - Post Office Extends Hours To 3 A.M. To Attract Late-Night Bar Crowd
4/9/2010 - MLB Opening Day Marred By Strikeouts
4/9/2010 - Virginia Governor Declares April Confederate History Month
4/9/2010 - Goliath Joins Duke Basketball Team In Victory Celebration
4/9/2010 - Presidential First Pitches
4/9/2010 - On Expanding The NCAA Basketball Tournament To 96 Teams
4/9/2010 - Tiger Woods Followed Everywhere At Masters By Sex Addiction Sponsor
4/9/2010 - Why LeBron James Will Stay In The NBA
4/9/2010 - The Guy Who Sucked At The Comedy Club Show
4/8/2010 - DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room
4/8/2010 - Ah, Great, I Think I Got A Goddamned Monster In My Closet Again
4/8/2010 - Study: Shoving, Yelling Makes Things Go Faster 76% Of Time
4/8/2010 - Cola Lowers Sperm Count
4/8/2010 - Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law
4/7/2010 - How Are We Decorating The Living Room?
4/7/2010 - Miley Cyrus' Public Private Life
4/7/2010 - Team Roadie Accidentally Sets Lakers' Basket 8 Feet High
4/7/2010 - Hazing Incident Ends In Tragic Joining Of Fraternity
4/7/2010 - Breast-Feeding Saves Lives, Money
4/7/2010 - Dogtown
4/6/2010 - U.S. Government: We Have Not Forgotten About Osaka Binn Rogen
4/6/2010 - Area Plant Proudly Displays Leaf
4/6/2010 - I've Left My Haltingly Awkward Voice Message; Now The Ball's In Her Court
4/6/2010 - NBA To Start Charging Teams For Free Throws
4/6/2010 - Area Woman Wants To Be Singer Or Actor Or Whatever
4/6/2010 - Combat Aircraft Converted To Biofuel
4/6/2010 - Your Horoscopes - Week Of April 6, 2010
4/5/2010 - Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'
4/5/2010 - The Week In Review
4/5/2010 - April 5, 2010
4/5/2010 - A Basketball Game
4/5/2010 - Everyone In Red Sox Locker Room Just Assumed Jason Varitek Died
4/5/2010 - Freakonomist Keeps Close Eye On GE Stock Versus Height Of Mexican Weightlifters
4/5/2010 - Fatty Foods Trigger Addiction Response
4/5/2010 - Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels
4/4/2010 - The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
4/3/2010 - Bored Bud Selig Makes The Diamondbacks An American League Team This Year
4/3/2010 - Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends
4/2/2010 - Butler Doesn't Understand What They Have To Do To Get Out Of Indiana
4/2/2010 - Are These Guys Third Eye Blind?
4/2/2010 - Area Man Foolishly Entrusted With Genetic Code
4/2/2010 - PepsiCo Develops New 'Healthier' Salt
4/2/2010 - Highlights Of UFC 111
4/2/2010 - Mike Krzyzewski
4/2/2010 - Disconsolate Nets Fans Now Wearing Plastic Bags On Heads
4/2/2010 - On The NFL Overtime Rule Change:
4/2/2010 - Seeing Ken Griffey Jr. In Backwards Hat Now Just Depressing
4/2/2010 - Guess The Dress
4/1/2010 - Bankrupt Motivational Expert Adds Failure To Vocabulary
4/1/2010 - Shaken Attorney General Resigns After Learning What Murder Is
4/1/2010 - Red Sox Announce Plans To Return Fenway To Original 1912 Conditions
4/1/2010 - Aw, What The Hell, Here's The Micro-Walkman We've Been Developing For 20 Years
4/1/2010 - Everyone Outraged Catholic Priest Did That Thing Everyone Jokes About
4/1/2010 - Superman Sells For $1.5 Million
4/1/2010 - Rich Guy Feeling Left Out Of Recession