Second-Person Narrative Enthralling You

Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive For 2012 [UPDATE]

Poor Bastard Who Just Started Watching ‘Lost’ In For World Of Disappointment

Poor Bastard Who Just Started Watching Lost In For World Of Disappointment

Elmo Admits He's Uncomfortable Working With Gay Puppeteer

Government Internet Surveillance Rising

53 Unnamed Players On Jets Roster Say Tebow Is Terrible

Obese Salmon Unable To Swim Upstream To Spawn

Hurricane Sandy Recovery Efforts

John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John Christmas Album Plunges Nation Into Double-Dip Recession

Pepsi Introduces High-Fiber, 'Fat-Blocking' Soda

Saturday, November 17