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2013 May
5/31/2013 - Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Courtside At Pacers-Heat Game
5/31/2013 - 13-Year-Old Wins National Spelling Bee On Word ‘Knaidel’
5/31/2013 - Perhaps The Gimmick Of My Father And Me Starring In A Movie Is Actually More Annoying Than Appealing
5/31/2013 - Lifeguard Hoping To Make Up For Last Summer
5/31/2013 - Guy Wondering How Much Longer To Keep Picture Of Dead Friend As Profile Pic
5/31/2013 - ‘CC Sabathia Is Hurting Team,’ Report Yankees Trapped Beneath Pitcher
5/31/2013 - We Ask Dane Cook The Secret Of His Success Because That's The Assignment And We Have To Eat
5/31/2013 - Report: NHL Actually Has Had Hundreds Of Openly Gay Players For Years
5/31/2013 - Spelling Bee Champion Returns To School A Hero, He Imagines
5/31/2013 - If I Hold Out Another 2 Years, They’ll Give Me The Really Big Pension Bone
5/31/2013 - Royals’ Agent Books Team For High-Profile Gig In New York City
5/31/2013 - Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
5/31/2013 - Guy Wondering How Much Longer To Keep Picture Of Dead Friend As Profile Pic
5/31/2013 - Gap Forced To Recall Pants After Man Dies Eating 37 Pairs Of Corduroys
5/31/2013 - Larry King To Host Show On Russian TV
5/30/2013 - You Haven’t Seen ‘Frances Ha’ Until You’ve Seen It In IMAX
5/30/2013 - Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities
5/30/2013 - Features Of Motorola’s New Moto X Smartphone
5/30/2013 - Chinese Buy America’s Largest Pork Producer
5/30/2013 - Nation Gathers Around Area Man Trying To Parallel Park
5/30/2013 - Company Hosts Fun Night For Employees To Get Drunk And Complain
5/30/2013 - After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality
5/30/2013 - Least Popular College Graduation Speakers
5/30/2013 - George W. Bush Having Trouble Finding Decent Cocaine Since Leaving White House
5/30/2013 - Football Coach Who Just Cursed Out 14-Year-Old Also Special Education Teacher
5/30/2013 - Sherpas May Add Ladder At Top Of Everest
5/29/2013 - We Made A Big Gamble On Americans Wanting To Sit Around And Mindlessly Watch TV For Hours Straight, But It Paid Off
5/29/2013 - Michele Bachmann Leaving Congress
5/29/2013 - Michele Bachmann Leaving Congress
5/29/2013 - New, Improved Google Maps Lets User Launch Missile At Any Location On Globe
5/29/2013 - Michele Bachmann: ‘God Wants Me To Earn 7 Figures For A Lobbying Firm’
5/29/2013 - Kourtney Kardashian’s Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up On Shore
5/29/2013 - BuzzFeed Writer Resigns In Disgrace After Plagiarizing ‘10 Llamas Who Wish They Were Models’
5/29/2013 - Family’s Euphemism For Genitals Really Weird
5/29/2013 - Biggest Scandals Of The Obama Administration
5/29/2013 - Tim Duncan Offers Legal Advice To Wife’s Divorce Lawyer
5/29/2013 - Nation Excited To See Whatever Bile The Internet Spews Up Today
5/29/2013 - $200K Raised To Buy Video Of Toronto Mayor Smoking Crack
5/28/2013 - Ancient Egyptian Agriculture Revolved Around 3 Seasons And Was Heavily Dependent On Irrigation
5/28/2013 - Chinese Hackers Steal Top U.S. Weapons Designs
5/28/2013 - New Obesity Drug Delicious
5/28/2013 - Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria
5/28/2013 - U.S. Disc Jockey General Urges Americans To Get The Led Out
5/28/2013 - Scientific Breakthrough Reveals Stars Consist Primarily Of Twinkles
5/28/2013 - Tecmo Bowl–Winning Bulldogs Visit White House
5/28/2013 - Top 5 Best-Selling Books — Week Of May 28, 2013
5/28/2013 - Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint
5/28/2013 - Last 12 Years A Real Wake-Up Call For Area Man
5/28/2013 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 28, 2013
5/28/2013 - Dozens Wounded As Man Defends Box Of Wheat Thins From Invading Coworker Horde
5/28/2013 - Google Blimps To Bring Wi-Fi To Emerging Countries
5/27/2013 - Graphic Lesbian Film Wins Top Prize At Cannes
5/27/2013 - Kid Honors Grandpa's Memory With Solemn Cannonball
5/27/2013 - Sources: Greg Oden Looks Incredible In Video From 2007
5/27/2013 - 2" x 2" Vegetarian Section Granted On Backyard Grill
5/27/2013 - Area Man Beginning To Think He Has Memorial Day Off
5/27/2013 - Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
5/27/2013 - ‘Crazy’ Ants Swarm Across Southeastern U.S.
5/27/2013 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 27th, 2013
5/27/2013 - Selling America Short
5/27/2013 - Really Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids
5/26/2013 - Timothy Hutton and Debra Winger
5/25/2013 - 3-Day Weekend Practically Already Over
5/24/2013 - Obama Vows To Wind Down War On Terror
5/24/2013 - Timeline Of The War On Terror
5/24/2013 - Desperate Earth Begins Accelerating Rotation In Effort To Hurl Humankind Off Surface
5/24/2013 - 10 Things You HAVE To Know Before ‘Arrested Development’ Returns
5/24/2013 - Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second
5/24/2013 - Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands
5/24/2013 - How One Man Defied The Critics Who Said Large-Breasted Models Couldn't Sell Funny T-Shirts
5/24/2013 - Boss Born In 1991
5/24/2013 - Biden Investigated For Questionable Workers’ Comp Claim
5/24/2013 - Boy Scouts To Allow Gay Members, Ban Gay Leaders
5/23/2013 - Obama Aims To Limit Civilian Casualties With Switch To Taser Drones
5/23/2013 - Gay Kid Excited To Be Made Fun Of For Second Thing
5/23/2013 - U.S. Admits To Killing Americans In Drone Strikes
5/23/2013 - The Events Depicted In ‘Star Wars’ Actually Happened To Me
5/23/2013 - Restaurant's Extreme Burger Challenge Moved Down To Regular Menu
5/23/2013 - Highlights From David Beckham’s Career
5/23/2013 - Study: Anxiety Resolved By Thinking About It Real Hard
5/23/2013 - Study: Anxiety Resolved By Thinking About It Real Hard
5/23/2013 - Gummi Bear Emerges From Digestive Tract Unharmed
5/23/2013 - Web Series Reaches 100 Views
5/23/2013 - Man Eating McChicken Sandwich Can Tell McDonald's Switched Up Antibiotics
5/23/2013 - Dwight Howard Interested In Ruining Rockets
5/23/2013 - Least Effective Cat Calls
5/23/2013 - NASA Developing 3D Food Printer
5/23/2013 - Raymond Kinnard and Margie McGinnis
5/22/2013 - Miami Heat Unprepared For Chainsaw-Wielding Pacers
5/22/2013 - Bananas Sweep Primates' Choice Awards Again
5/22/2013 - Photos Of Bin Laden's Body To Stay Secret
5/22/2013 - Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness
5/22/2013 - Brian Urlacher Retires With Plenty Of Injuries Left In The Tank
5/22/2013 - Features Of The Xbox One
5/22/2013 - Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy
5/22/2013 - Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August
5/22/2013 - Calvin Johnson Says He Played 2012 Season With Broken Heart
5/22/2013 - Life’s Too Short To Get Hung Up On The Mysterious Circumstances Surrounding Your Wife’s Death
5/22/2013 - Local Mosque Only Rated 1.5 Stars On Yelp
5/22/2013 - Childhood ADHD Linked To Obesity Later In Life
5/22/2013 - Peter Jacobs and Estelle Wilson
5/21/2013 - Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System
5/21/2013 - Apple Dodged Billions In Taxes
5/21/2013 - ‘Our Thoughts Go Out To Oklahoma,’ Says Congressman Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again
5/21/2013 - 24-Year-Old Receives Sage Counsel From Venerable 27-Year-Old
5/21/2013 - 2013 Year In Review Photo Essay Shaping Up To Be Quite Horrific
5/21/2013 - Americans Dredge Up Last Remaining Reserves Of Grief
5/21/2013 - Tim Allen, Mark Wahlberg, And Tara Reid Spotted At Starbucks Discussing Oh God What Are They Planning?
5/21/2013 - Phil Jackson's New Book Reveals Coach Considered Murdering Kobe Bryant Every Day After Practice
5/21/2013 - Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain
5/21/2013 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 21, 2013
5/21/2013 - American Consumers Happiest Since 2007
5/20/2013 - Every Glass In Grandmother’s Cupboard Visibly Filthy
5/20/2013 - Yahoo Buying Tumblr For $1.1 Billion
5/20/2013 - ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach
5/20/2013 - Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed
5/20/2013 - Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches
5/20/2013 - Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook
5/20/2013 - 90% Of Audience At College Graduation Involved In Heated Family Argument
5/20/2013 - Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs
5/20/2013 - David Fincher To Helm YouTube’s First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes'
5/20/2013 - Tips For New College Graduates
5/20/2013 - Villainous Syllabus
5/20/2013 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 20, 2013
5/20/2013 - Electrically Stimulating Brain May Improve Math Skills
5/20/2013 - Expectant Mother Ashamed To Realize She’s Looking Forward To New Wheat Thins Flavor More Than Birth Of Own Child
5/19/2013 - Hot, Sweaty Jane Fonda Wondering If That’s The Best Delivery Boy’s Got
5/18/2013 - Everyone Forgets To Bring Swimsuits To Coworker’s Party
5/18/2013 - Danica Patrick Takes Last Place In Preakness Stakes
5/17/2013 - Obama's Second Term Mired In Scandal
5/17/2013 - Obama Fondly Recalls Frustration Of First Term
5/17/2013 - Nation Supposes It's Outraged By White House Scandals
5/17/2013 - Every Glass In Grandmother’s Cupboard Visibly Filthy
5/17/2013 - Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker
5/17/2013 - Sponsored Content Pretty Fucking Awesome
5/17/2013 - Cleveland Browns Gearing Up To Punt Ball Down Opponents’ Throats
5/17/2013 - Sponsored Content Pretty Fucking Awesome
5/17/2013 - Call From Daycare Can't Be Good
5/17/2013 - Biggest Sports Collapses
5/17/2013 - Joint Chiefs Chairman Pretty Sure He Could Pull Off Junta If He Really Wanted To
5/17/2013 - Skill Difference Between Top, Bottom High School Tennis Seeds Hilarious
5/17/2013 - Getting That Perfect Souffle In A World Of Uncertainty And Pain
5/17/2013 - No I’m Not
5/17/2013 - Burundi Beef Council: 'Please Send Beef'
5/17/2013 - Marijuana Smokers Skinnier
5/16/2013 - The Onion Urges Barack Obama To Come Clean About The Basilisk Project
5/16/2013 - Venezuela Running Out Of Toilet Paper
5/16/2013 - David Beckham Announces He’s A Quitter
5/16/2013 - Obama Supporter Has Perfectly Improbable Explanation Absolving President From Blame For Scandals
5/16/2013 - Report: World's Lone Non-Telepathic Individual Still Completely Unaware
5/16/2013 - Report: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Left Really Nice Thank-You Note To Boat Owner
5/16/2013 - What's Our Cat Plotting?
5/16/2013 - 'One Week'
5/16/2013 - Remembering 'The Office'
5/16/2013 - Google Launches Subscription Music Service
5/15/2013 - Desperate Mom Okays Male Babysitter
5/15/2013 - House GOP Votes To Curb Obamacare For 37th Time
5/15/2013 - New Mommy A Lot Prettier
5/15/2013 - Bangladesh Factory Owners Vow To Change Nothing So That This Happens Again
5/15/2013 - Yankees Fans Turn On Mariano Rivera After Spat With Wildly Popular Joba Chamberlain
5/15/2013 - Cormac McCarthy Flaunts Sexy New Beach Body
5/15/2013 - Report: No Way This Year's Summer Strawberries Living Up To Hype
5/15/2013 - Steven Spielberg Claims He Dislikes Black Actors To Get Out Of Cannes Jury Duty
5/15/2013 - 25-Year-Old Woman's Biggest Dream Still Being Popular High School Student
5/15/2013 - Jesse Faws
5/15/2013 - Bitter Feud Developing Between Joakim Noah, Rest Of Humanity
5/15/2013 - SeaWorld To Discontinue Great White Shark Ride
5/15/2013 - Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional
5/15/2013 - Good Morning America Canada
5/15/2013 - Minnesota Legalizes Gay Marriage
5/14/2013 - Eliminated Canucks Excited To Spend Time With Ice Families
5/14/2013 - IRS Targeted Conservative Groups For Scrutiny
5/14/2013 - Victorious Tiger Woods: 'I Hit The Ball Well, My Life Is A Dark And Twisted Struggle, And I Made Some Good Putts'
5/14/2013 - Sasha Obama Suspicious After Doing A Little Digging Around On Benghazi
5/14/2013 - I'd Say My Least Favorite Part About Being A Restroom Attendant Is Spending 8 Hours A Day In A Room Where People Defecate
5/14/2013 - Sight Of O.J. Simpson Actually Kind Of Comforting
5/14/2013 - Dude With Knit Hat At Party Calls Beer ‘Libations’
5/14/2013 - Adidas Unveils New Running Shoe For Fleeing From Mass Shootings
5/14/2013 - Clean-Shaven, Tuxedoed James Holmes Charms Courtroom In Latest Appearance
5/14/2013 - This Has To Be Year Local Miniature Golf Course Finally Goes Out Of Business
5/14/2013 - Bridezillas
5/14/2013 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 14, 2013
5/14/2013 - 2 Meteorites Hit Connecticut
5/13/2013 - Possum Gazes Longingly At Family Walking Dog
5/13/2013 - Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
5/13/2013 - Doctors: Cancer Patients Who Watched The Onion’s Amazon Pilot Daily Showed Signs Of Remission
5/13/2013 - Barbara Walters Announces Retirement
5/13/2013 - Nation Checks Out CNN.com To See What Their Old Pals The Tsarnaevs And Castros Are Up To
5/13/2013 - Study Finds College Education Leaves Majority Of Graduates Unprepared To Carry Entire American Economic Recovery
5/13/2013 - Sight Of Coworkers' Stupid Fucking Faces Endured Yet Again
5/13/2013 - Intact Benetton Shirt Miraculously Pulled From Bangladesh Rubble Weeks Later
5/13/2013 - Michelle Obama Shutters 'Let's Move!' Program After Failed 3-Year Run
5/13/2013 - High School Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Difficult Teacher Ages Out Of Education System
5/13/2013 - Man Straight-Up Demands To Know How Many Siblings Coworker Has
5/13/2013 - He's Dead To Us, Jim
5/13/2013 - What Do My Neighbors Do At Night?
5/12/2013 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 13, 2013
5/12/2013 - Dog Owners Have Healthier Hearts
5/12/2013 - Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
5/12/2013 - New to the market!
5/12/2013 - Everyone In Motorcycle Gang Jewish
5/11/2013 - Jason Collins Just Might Be Frontcourt Presence Team Trying To Boost Media Coverage Needs
5/11/2013 - Jason Collins Might Be Just The Frontcourt Presence Team Trying To Boost Media Coverage Needs
5/10/2013 - New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life
5/10/2013 - Man Does Good Job Getting Drunk
5/10/2013 - Possum Gazes Longingly At Family Walking Dog
5/10/2013 - Florida Restaurant Discontinues Lion-Meat Tacos
5/10/2013 - The 'Great Gatsby' Movie Was Nowhere Near As Good As The Book 'The Hit' By David Baldacci
5/10/2013 - Font Too Small
5/10/2013 - LeBron James' Career Highlights So Far
5/10/2013 - 29-Year-Old Has Been Going To Different Friend's Wedding Every Weekend For Past 3 Years
5/10/2013 - The Secret To Looking And Feeling 45
5/10/2013 - Local Man Has No Idea What The Hell Is Going On In Hockey These Days
5/10/2013 - Black Voting Rate Surpassed White Voting Rate In 2012
5/9/2013 - 'Forbes' Names Tim Tebow World’s Most Influential Former Athlete
5/9/2013 - FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst
5/9/2013 - Mentally Unstable Man To Exhibit 1 Or 2 More Warning Signs Before Finally Doing This
5/9/2013 - 78,000 Apply For One-Way Trip To Mars
5/9/2013 - LeBron James Unable To Enjoy MVP Knowing
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’s Gary Washburn Didn’t Vote For Him
5/9/2013 - Mentally Unstable Man To Exhibit 1 Or 2 More Warning Signs Before Finally Doing This
5/9/2013 - Woman Sets Google Alert For Kevin Costner
5/9/2013 - Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They’d Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedy
5/9/2013 - Everyone On Flight Annoyed By Screaming Kid Rock
5/9/2013 - What Are We Piecing Together From Last Night?
5/9/2013 - Billions Of Cicadas Begin Swarming East Coast
5/8/2013 - Men Are The Best
5/8/2013 - Joakim Noah Guarantees He'll Annoy Living Fuck Out Of Heat
5/8/2013 - Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery
5/8/2013 - Uncooperative Seller!
5/8/2013 - SC Voters Forgive Sanford For ‘Appalachian Trail’ Affair
5/8/2013 - Jenny Sanford: 'I'm Loving These Lax Gun Purchasing Laws'
5/8/2013 - Malicious Focus Group Convinces Marketers Cinnamon Mountain Dew Is The Next Big Thing
5/8/2013 - Woody Allen Extremely Busy Updating WoodyAllen.com
5/8/2013 - Philanderer Taken Back
5/8/2013 - Malicious Focus Group Convinces Marketers Cinnamon Mountain Dew Is The Next Big Thing
5/8/2013 - How Am I Supposed To Get Off When News Networks Only Show Obese People From The Neck Down?
5/8/2013 - EPA Warns Americans Not To Breathe
5/8/2013 - Everyone Who Started Watching 'Mad Money' In 2005 Now Billionaires
5/8/2013 - Parents Urged To Suck Infants' Pacifiers To Prevent Allergies
5/7/2013 - Man Creates Functional Gun On 3D Printer
5/7/2013 - Chris Kluwe Pens Impassioned Editorial On Challenges Facing Cut NFL Punters
5/7/2013 - 17-Year Cicadas Horrified To Learn About 9/11
5/7/2013 - Heartbroken Chris Brown Always Thought Rihanna Was Woman He’d Beat To Death
5/7/2013 - Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Stint Off To Great Start—And She’s Gone
5/7/2013 - Picking Thing Up From Apartment Floor Rescheduled For Thursday
5/7/2013 - Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future
5/7/2013 - Arab-American Actually Kind Of Enjoys Always Having 2 Bus Seats To Self
5/7/2013 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 7, 2013
5/7/2013 - Top 5 Best-Selling Books — Week Of May 7, 2013
5/7/2013 - PETA Attacks Chris Christie For Killing Spider
5/6/2013 - Seedless Watermelon Coming To Grips With Fact It’ll Never Be Able To Have Kids
5/6/2013 - We Were Going To Take Over The ‘Onion’ Website, But It’s A Real Mess With All Those Ads
5/6/2013 - James Holmes Elected New NRA President
5/6/2013 - The Onion’s Tips On How To Prevent Your Major Media Site From Being Hacked
5/6/2013 - Nation's Amateur Skateboarders Haven't Landed Trick In 12 Years
5/6/2013 - Syrian Electronic Army Has A Little Fun Before Inevitable Upcoming Deaths At Hands Of Rebels
5/6/2013 - Onion Twitter Password Changed To OnionMan77
5/6/2013 - 50 Years Of James Bond
5/6/2013 - Bon Appetorture
5/6/2013 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 6, 2013
5/6/2013 - Suicide Rate Up Sharply Among Middle-Aged
5/6/2013 - Coworker Insists On Describing Entire Plot Of Old Spice Commercial
5/5/2013 - Tuesday, May 14
5/5/2013 - Goalie Glove Brought To Penguins Game
5/4/2013 - No One In Limo Going To Prom With The One They Wanted
5/4/2013 - Superstitious Baseball Player Always Steps Into Batter’s Box Before Swinging At Pitches
5/4/2013 - Lindsey Buckingham Asks For More Screaming At Stevie Nicks In Monitor
5/3/2013 - Seedless Watermelon Coming To Grips With Fact It’ll Never Be Able To Have Kids
5/3/2013 - First Woman Added To FBI’s 'Most Wanted Terrorists' List
5/3/2013 - Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year
5/3/2013 - 2013 NRA Convention Schedule Of Events
5/3/2013 - The Comeback Kid
5/3/2013 - Cavaliers Impressed With Mike Brown’s Willingness To Coach Cavaliers
5/3/2013 - Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year
5/3/2013 - Magazine Runs Article About Louis C.K.
5/3/2013 - Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene
5/3/2013 - Guide To Tim Tebow's Future
5/3/2013 - First American Colonists Engaged In Cannibalism
5/2/2013 - Saturday, May 11
5/2/2013 - Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip
5/2/2013 - Dad Busy Throwing Seeds Or Something On Lawn
5/2/2013 - New Zealand Bans Naming Babies ‘Christ,’ ‘Lucifer’
5/2/2013 - Tim Tebow Just Sitting By Himself In Darkened Florida Gators Football Stadium
5/2/2013 - Obama Explains How They Get All Those Cars On The Back Of One Of Those Trucks
5/2/2013 - Teen Pregnancy Rate Prompting More High Schools To Eliminate ‘Fuck Your Brains Out’ Program
5/2/2013 - Government-Issued PSA Urging Teens To Fuck Their Brains Out
5/2/2013 - Heat Surprised It Took 4 Games To Beat Bucks
5/2/2013 - Proud Boston Market CEO Announces Food Hasn't Been This Gross In Years
5/2/2013 - Which Kids' Shows Traumatized Us?
5/2/2013 - Derek Jeter Transferred To 60,000 Day DL
5/2/2013 - Woman Placed Poisoned Orange Juice In Starbucks
5/1/2013 - Obama Renews Calls To Close Guantánamo
5/1/2013 - Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
5/1/2013 - 10 Giant Cocks
5/1/2013 - SPONSORED: Today’s Ku Klux Klan: Back On Top And Ready For The Future
5/1/2013 - UMass Dartmouth Beginning To Regret Offering Course In Applied Domestic Terrorism
5/1/2013 - Michael Jordan Accidentally Leaves For Honeymoon With One Of His Mistresses
5/1/2013 - Applebee's Introduces New 50 Appetizers For $250 Special
5/1/2013 - Parents Seize Creative Control Of 3rd-Grade Art Project
5/1/2013 - A-Rod Warns Accusers It'll Be Their Word Against His
5/1/2013 - 3 Climbers, 100 Sherpas Brawl On Mt. Everest
5/1/2013 - Saturday, May 11