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2016 April
4/29/2016 - Tips For Disciplining Your Kids
4/29/2016 - Tips For Maintaining Journalistic Integrity
4/29/2016 - Tae Kwon Do Instructor Gets Little Thrill Out Of Pairing Off Completely Mismatched 8-Year-Olds
4/29/2016 - Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber
4/29/2016 - Judge: Prince Had No Will
4/29/2016 - U.S. Census Report Finds Some Poor Fuck Named Kip
4/29/2016 - Crops Begin Emerging From Farmlands Across Nation As Monsanto CEO Slowly Raises Arms
4/29/2016 - Weddings vs. Eloping
4/29/2016 - Yale Keeps Protested Dorm Name
4/28/2016 - How To Take Great Photos With Your Phone
4/28/2016 - ‘Run! Run And Never Look Back!’ Whispers Heidi Cruz While Hugging Carly Fiorina On Rally Stage
4/28/2016 - Cruz Picks Fiorina As Potential VP
4/28/2016 - Ted Cruz Names This Fuckin’ Lady—Remember Her?—As VP Pick
4/28/2016 - Entire Meal Consumed While Testing If It Needs More Time In Microwave
4/28/2016 - EPA Urges Flint Residents To Stop Dumping Tap Water Down Drain
4/28/2016 - Cubs Fans Cautiously Optimistic After Jake Arrieta Throws 8th No-Hitter, Team Scores Over 30 Runs For 12th Consecutive Game
4/28/2016 - New OSHA Regulations To Cut Down On Workplace Mutations
4/28/2016 - Dogs Distressed By Hugging
4/27/2016 - Tips For Adopting A Pet
4/27/2016 - Single Mother Working 3 Minimum-Wage Jobs Just Trying Not To Live In The Moment
4/27/2016 - ISIS Documents Reveal Financial Strain
4/27/2016 - Report: Only 893,000 News Stories To Go Until 2016 Election Over
4/27/2016 - Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters
4/27/2016 - Pope Francis: Happiness Cannot Be ‘Downloaded’
4/27/2016 - Officials Starting To Think School Just Not Nation’s Thing
4/27/2016 - Experts Warn Climate Change Will Increase Incidences Of Stepping Into Puddle And Getting Whole Goddamn Foot Soaking Wet
4/26/2016 - Tips For Throwing An Anniversary Party
4/26/2016 - Man On Rolling Swivel Chair Pushes Away From Desk Like Blue Angel Breaking Formation
4/26/2016 - Study: Music Improves Babies’ Speech
4/26/2016 - Upcoming Changes To U.S. Currency
4/26/2016 - Follow Me If You Want To See The Real Knott’s Berry Farm
4/26/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 26, 2016
4/26/2016 - ‘First-Night Effect’ Explains Poor Sleep In New Places
4/25/2016 - How Companies Are Going Green
4/25/2016 - Steph Curry In Excruciating Pain From Barrage Of Prayers Crashing Into Knee
4/25/2016 - Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do
4/25/2016 - Cruz, Kasich Align To Stop Trump
4/25/2016 - How The GOP Plans To Stop Trump
4/25/2016 - Coworker Wondering If Anyone Interested In Laying Bare Their Physical Shortcomings In Basketball League This Year
4/25/2016 - Man Wearing Sunglasses Upside Down On Back Of Head Still Recovering From Paul Walker’s Death
4/25/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 25, 2016
4/25/2016 - Study: Cities Have Unique ‘Bacterial Fingerprints’
4/24/2016 - Nation Relieved Insufferable Little ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans Don’t Have Book To Lord Over Them This Season
4/22/2016 - Tips For Tending To Your Lawn And Garden
4/22/2016 - Nation Celebrates Earth Day
4/22/2016 - Out-Of-Control Angel Kills Dozens Of Bystanders At Vatican Air Show
4/22/2016 - Monaco Residents Terrified To Walk Through Penthousing Projects
4/22/2016 - ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fan Rewatching Past Episodes To Remind Self Of What Characters’ Breasts Look Like
4/22/2016 - Bible Will Not Become Tennessee’s State Book
4/22/2016 - How To Prepare For Competition
4/21/2016 - Tips For Fighting A Speeding Ticket
4/21/2016 - Queen Elizabeth Turns 90
4/21/2016 - Nation Too Sad To Fuck Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted
4/21/2016 - Curt Schilling Quietly Relieved He No Longer Needs To Censor Self For 3 Hours Once A Week
4/21/2016 - Who Is Queen Elizabeth II?
4/21/2016 - Public Assured Escaped Convict Has 24 Years Of Rehabilitation Under His Belt
4/21/2016 - Guy At Gym Has Precious Little Diary To Keep Track Of All His Exercises
4/21/2016 - Ronald McDonald Statue Bears Full Brunt Of Teenagers’ Mockery
4/21/2016 - Utah Deems Pornography A Public Health Crisis
4/20/2016 - Most Popular Podcasts Of 2016
4/20/2016 - New Yorkers Cower As Clinton Victory Speech Reverberates Across Entire State
4/20/2016 - Cold Lab Mice Skewing Scientific Studies
4/20/2016 - It Unclear Why Thousands Of Loud, Chanting Trump Supporters Gathering Outside Arena In Iowa
4/20/2016 - A Timeline Of Marijuana Legalization
4/20/2016 - Students Watch In Sympathy As Teacher’s Humongous Ass Erases Part Of Whiteboard
4/20/2016 - Man Ashamed Of Himself After Cashier Reads Food Order Back To Him
4/20/2016 - Video Game Henchmen Plan Meetup Around Explosive Barrels
4/20/2016 - China Bans Child Stars From Reality TV
4/19/2016 - Creationism Vs. Evolution
4/19/2016 - How You Can Protect Yourself Against The Zika Virus
4/19/2016 - Treasury To Keep Hamilton, Remove Jackson From Currency
4/19/2016 - Ted Cruz Asks Central Park Hansom Cab Driver How Much It Costs To Whip Horse For An Hour
4/19/2016 - Woman Leaving Meeting Worried She Came Off As Too Competent
4/19/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 19, 2016
4/19/2016 - Charles Barkley Insists Today’s Fans Couldn’t Win Contests During Tougher ’90s-Era NBA Halftimes
4/19/2016 - Clinton Takes Campaign Staff To Little Hole-In-The-Wall Financial Institution Not Many People Know About
4/19/2016 - Man Happy To Set Up Job Interview For Fraternity Brother He Once Forced To Drink Own Piss
4/19/2016 - Bed Bugs Getting Stronger, More Resilient
4/19/2016 - Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising
4/18/2016 - Kasich Hastily Paints Name On Side Of Skyscraper In Attempt To Woo New York Voters
4/18/2016 - Tips For Choosing A College
4/18/2016 - Clinton Reminds New Yorkers She Moved There Hoping Career Dreams Would Work Out Too
4/18/2016 - Man Removed From Flight For Speaking Arabic
4/18/2016 - Report: None Of The 31 Americans Qualified To Be President Running This Year
4/18/2016 - Ec-Bra-Nomic Collapse
4/18/2016 - Japan Developing ‘Invisible Train’
4/18/2016 - New Study Finds Humans Experience Greatest Feelings Of Joy When Pushing ‘Skip Ad’ Button
4/18/2016 - Obama Reminds Nation That He’s Taking Personal Day Next Friday
4/18/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 18, 2016
4/18/2016 - How To Handle Parenting Disagreements With Your Partner
4/15/2016 - Tips For Filing Your Taxes At The Last Minute
4/15/2016 - Surgery Live-Streamed For VR Headsets
4/15/2016 - Obama Caught Trying To Jump White House Fence
4/15/2016 - FBI Convinces George Clooney To Wear Wire During Clinton Fundraising Dinner
4/15/2016 - Man Humiliated By Wi-Fi’s Poor Behavior In Front Of Guests
4/15/2016 - Mom Has Stacked Dinner Party Roster
4/15/2016 - Explosions: The Loud Killer
4/15/2016 - Universe Feels Zero Connection To Guy Tripping On Mushrooms
4/15/2016 - Tiger Population Increases For First Time In 100 Years
4/14/2016 - Bernie Sanders Asks Anyone Who’s Serious About Breaking Up Big Banks To Meet Him On Corner Of Canal And Bowery At Midnight
4/14/2016 - Hillary Clinton Clearly Tailoring Debate Answers To Unclaimed New York Superdelegate
4/14/2016 - Commonly Overlooked Tax Credits
4/14/2016 - A Look Back At The Career Of Kobe Bryant, The NBA’s All-Time Greatest Ego
4/14/2016 - Octopus Escapes New Zealand Aquarium
4/14/2016 - Passersby Stop To Stare At Man Leading Sad Life Through Open Apartment Window
4/14/2016 - World’s Marine Life On Edge Now That SeaWorld Moving On From Orcas
4/14/2016 - How To Talk To Your Teen About Depression
4/14/2016 - Switzerland Passes U.N. Inspection After Erecting Fire Escape On Matterhorn
4/14/2016 - Zip Code Could Point To Life Expectancy
4/14/2016 - Hotel Lobby Treated To Entirety Of Child’s Song Catalogue During Check-In Process
4/13/2016 - Jack Nicholson Wishes Girlfriend Old Enough To Have Seen Kobe In Heyday
4/13/2016 - Lakers Players Curious What It Must Be Like To Be Inspired By Kobe Bryant
4/13/2016 - Man Ready To Believe Any Statistic About How Good Warriors Were This Season
4/13/2016 - Tips For Overcoming A Panic Attack
4/13/2016 - ‘Textalyzer’ To Measure Distracted Driving
4/13/2016 - Bold Intern Giving Parents Tour Of Office
4/13/2016 - ExxonMobil CEO Relieved It Finally Too Late To Do Anything About Climate Change
4/13/2016 - Tips For Growing Your Own Vegetable Garden
4/13/2016 - No One In Family Sure Who Trip To Arboretum Is Geared Toward
4/13/2016 - Nate Silver Blinded By Gods For Seeking Forbidden Knowledge Of Future
4/13/2016 - Breeze Plays Kick-Ass Riff On Wind Chimes
4/12/2016 - Simple Arts And Crafts Projects For Kids
4/12/2016 - Smokers Face Tougher Job Search
4/12/2016 - ‘Dog Whisperer’ Cleared Of Animal Cruelty Charges
4/12/2016 - The Pros And Cons Of Voter ID Laws
4/12/2016 - Beautiful Spring Day No Match For Last 35 Years Of Man’s Life
4/12/2016 - Nothing Doing Down Louisiana Way, Fly-Swattin’ Sources Report
4/12/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 12, 2016
4/12/2016 - Pope Francis Worried About Job Security After Butting Heads With New God
4/11/2016 - Social Media Etiquette For New Parents
4/11/2016 - How Corporations Avoid Paying Taxes
4/11/2016 - Springsteen Cancels NC Concert To Protest Anti-LGBT Law
4/11/2016 - How The Candidates Are Luring Delegates
4/11/2016 - Jordan Spieth’s Family To Wait A Few Days Before Asking Him What The Fuck Happened
4/11/2016 - New Altar Boy Clearly Not Ready For Spotlight Of 10 A.M. Sunday Mass
4/11/2016 - Elderly Man Who’s Outlived Wife By 8 Years Must Not Have Loved Her Very Much
4/11/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 11, 2016
4/11/2016 - Senate Won’t Prevent Airlines From Shrinking Seats
4/9/2016 - Clinton Campaign Treasurer Crushed To Death After Stack Of Campaign Funds Topples Over
4/8/2016 - Tips For A Healthy Pregnancy
4/8/2016 - ‘American Idol’ Ends 15-Year Run
4/8/2016 - Shimmering Immaculate Republican Candidate Appears Before GOP Officials
4/8/2016 - Nation Finds Solace In Knowledge Candidates Taking Years Off Own Lives By Running For President
4/8/2016 - Dog Talent Agency Represents Famous Pets
4/8/2016 - Jim Nantz Sitting In Corner Of Augusta Clubhouse Locker Room Watching Golfers Change
4/8/2016 - Tips For Maintaining Your Social Life As A New Parent
4/7/2016 - Tips For Puppy-Proofing Your Home
4/7/2016 - Communists Seek Copyright For Red Star
4/7/2016 - Rangers Disgusted By Prince Fielder Leaving Chewed-Up Bats All Over Dugout
4/7/2016 - Billionaire Reading Name In Panama Papers Totally Forgot He Even Had Funds In Seychelles
4/7/2016 - Trump Catches Self Briefly Believing Own Campaign Rhetoric
4/7/2016 - The Pros And Cons Of Attending College
4/7/2016 - Kasich Privately Worried He’ll Never Have Charisma Necessary To Incite Supporters To Violent Frenzy
4/7/2016 - Department Of Transportation Introduces Padded Bumper Lane For Intoxicated Drivers
4/7/2016 - Vanilla Shortage Could Raise Ice Cream Prices
4/6/2016 - Tips For Negotiating Your Salary
4/6/2016 - Versailles Building Luxury Hotel
4/6/2016 - New Royal Caribbean Cruise Just 12-Day Buffet On Floor Of Empty Dockside Warehouse
4/6/2016 - Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat
4/6/2016 - Struggling Nation Sends Middle Class To Go Live With Canadian Government For A While
4/6/2016 - Introverts React More Negatively To Typos
4/5/2016 - How To Register To Vote
4/5/2016 - Ancient Human Sacrifices Reinforced Hierarchy
4/5/2016 - How Coastal Cities Are Preparing For Climate Change
4/5/2016 - Depleted Bruegger’s Bagels Gift Card Living Out Quiet Retirement In Wallet’s Fourth Row
4/5/2016 - Mom Apologizing For Going Through Menopause
4/5/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 5, 2016
4/5/2016 - You Don’t Get To Be As Old As I Am Without Knowing A Few Things About Basic Shapes And Colors
4/5/2016 - Tech Company Develops Chewable Coffee
4/5/2016 - Tips For Male Bonding
4/4/2016 - Frustrated UNC Student Too Busy Studying For Players’ Tests To Watch Title Game
4/4/2016 - The Pros And Cons Of Fracking
4/4/2016 - Panama Papers Reveal Widespread Tax Evasion
4/4/2016 - Cow Ted Cruz Milking In Wisconsin Photo Op Only Giving Curdled, Foul Liquid
4/4/2016 - What You Need To Know About The Women’s Soccer Equal Pay Controversy
4/4/2016 - Man Prowling At Airport Gate Ready To Pounce Like Jungle Cat At First Sign Of Boarding
4/4/2016 - Report Finds Average American Wastes 77 Years Of Their Life Not Listening To Steve Winwood’s ‘The Finer Things’
4/4/2016 - Editorial Cartoon: ‘Special Afflecks’
4/4/2016 - God Admits He Way Less Strict With Last Few Billion Children
4/4/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 4, 2016
4/4/2016 - New Method Accurately Measures THC In Edibles
4/2/2016 - Tips For The Perfect Cruise
4/1/2016 - Tips For Preparing A Living Will
4/1/2016 - Study: Arachnophobia Causes Spiders To Look Bigger
4/1/2016 - ‘The Time To Act Is Now,’ Says Yellowing Climate Change Report Sitting In University Archive
4/1/2016 - How A Contested Convention Would Work
4/1/2016 - Failure To Get Into Private College To Be Most Financially Responsible Act Of 17-Year-Old’s Life
4/1/2016 - Oculus Rift Released