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2016 February
2/29/2016 - Tips For Amicably Ending A Relationship
2/29/2016 - ‘Spotlight’ Wins Best Picture
2/29/2016 - Nate Silver Projects Super Tuesday Results Using Microscopic Electorate Grown In Petri Dish
2/29/2016 - Peyton Manning Fondly Recalls When Not Winning Super Bowl Was Most Damaging Part Of Legacy
2/29/2016 - ‘I’m Trump All The Way,’ Says Man Who Will Die From Mishandling Fireworks Months Before Election
2/29/2016 - Editorial Cartoon: ‘Jeb Tide’
2/29/2016 - Rubio Campaign Hires New Candidate In Top-Level Staff Shakeup
2/29/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 29, 2016
2/29/2016 - Graphic Play Making People Faint
2/29/2016 - Common Benefits Of Cat Ownership
2/29/2016 - Tips For Spoiling Your Cat
2/28/2016 - Leonardo DiCaprio Morphs Back Into Hairy, Overweight Iowan After Finally Receiving Oscar
2/28/2016 - Leonardo DiCaprio Kisses Bear Before Going Up To Receive Oscar
2/28/2016 - Best Visual Effects Oscar Introduced By Highly Acclaimed Lens Flare
2/26/2016 - A Breakdown Of Emergency Room Costs
2/26/2016 - SeaWorld Admits To Spying On PETA
2/26/2016 - Perfect Gentleman Does Not Assault Drunk Woman
2/26/2016 - More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions
2/26/2016 - Man Makes Quick Call To Parents So Next Week’s Call To Ask For Money Doesn’t Seem That Bad
2/26/2016 - Massachusetts To Establish Rattlesnake Colony
2/25/2016 - Tiny Ben Carson Tugs At Debate Moderator’s Pant Leg
2/25/2016 - Ted Cruz Provides Detailed Response To Moderator’s Question About Why His Face So Fucking Infuriating
2/25/2016 - Pros And Cons Of Waiting To Have Children
2/25/2016 - U.S. Students’ Toy Boat Washes Ashore In Wales
2/25/2016 - Report: Getting Out Of Bed In Morning Sharply Increases Risk Of Things Getting Even Worse
2/25/2016 - Doctors Recount Difficult Procedure To Separate Conjoined Splash Brothers At Birth
2/25/2016 - Tips For Hosting An Oscar Party
2/25/2016 - Most Best Actress Winners Play Wives
2/25/2016 - Spooked Rubio Staffers Drive Slowly Past Abandoned Jeb Bush Campaign Headquarters
2/24/2016 - Tips For Selecting A Church
2/24/2016 - Caffeine Bracelet Acts As Coffee Substitute
2/24/2016 - Peyton Manning Tirelessly Studying Footage Of Athletes Denying Allegations
2/24/2016 - Report: Mom Going To Need You To Pitch In Around House After Her Procedure
2/24/2016 - Depraved Candidate Struggling To Support $100,000-A-Day Advertising Habit
2/24/2016 - Pollution Could Pose Greater Risk For Obesity
2/24/2016 - Woman Struggling To Contort Dreams, Ambitions Into Shape Of Dental Technician
2/23/2016 - Candidate Profile: Ben Carson
2/23/2016 - Leather-Clad Ted Cruz Greeting Voters At Reno-Area Fetish Club
2/23/2016 - Judge Rules Against Kesha In Lawsuit
2/23/2016 - I’m Your Classic Case Of Always The Bridesmaid, Never The Little Ring Bearer Boy
2/23/2016 - WhooshSnaps.biz Committed To Protecting Users’ Personal Information
2/23/2016 - Browns Front Office Worried They Completely Botched NFL Combine Interview
2/23/2016 - NASA Sees Record Number Of Astronaut Applications
2/22/2016 - What A Cup Of Coffee Does To The Body
2/22/2016 - Scientists Warn All Plant Life Dying Within 30-Yard Radius Of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs
2/22/2016 - ‘Jeopardy’ Bans Canadian Contestants
2/22/2016 - The Case For And Against Prayer In Public Schools
2/22/2016 - Jeb Bush Bungles Several Questions On First Day Back At Home
2/22/2016 - Impoverished Monte Carlo Family Forced To Live Out Of Racecar
2/22/2016 - Bored God Tries To Fit All Of Jupiter In Mouth
2/22/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 23, 2016
2/22/2016 - Rick Pitino Reminds Players Door To Sex Dungeon Always Open
2/21/2016 - A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The ‘Forum’
2/21/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 22, 2016
2/21/2016 - Male Students Overestimate Male Classmates
2/20/2016 - Clinton Credits Nevada Victory To Inescapable, Pitch-Black Tide Of Fate
2/19/2016 - Tips For Healthy Skin
2/19/2016 - Married Couples Have Similar Immune Systems
2/19/2016 - Jaguars, Raiders Hold Postseason Exhibition Game In London
2/19/2016 - Census Study Finds Thousands Of Undocumented Immigrants Living Inside U.S. Border Wall
2/19/2016 - Nation To Honor Harper Lee By Ensuring Novel About Horrors Of Racism Always Remains Relevant
2/19/2016 - Takeout Burrito Shielded From Cold As Though It Were Week-Old Newborn
2/19/2016 - ‘I Can’t Do This Again,’ Shaking, Sweating Donald Trump Says After Nervously Vomiting Before Rally
2/19/2016 - Family At Restaurant Reminds Grandma What Food She Likes
2/19/2016 - Grated Cheese Found To Contain Wood Pulp
2/18/2016 - How To Talk To Your Kids About Drugs
2/18/2016 - Millennials Consume The Most Wine
2/18/2016 - Vatican City Residents Rally To Save St. Peter’s Basilica From Development
2/18/2016 - Mitch McConnell Has Hands, Vocal Cords Removed To Prevent Self From Holding Hearing On Scalia Replacement
2/18/2016 - Man Who Downloaded $2.99 Meditation App Prepares To Enter Lotus Plane Of Eternal Serenity
2/18/2016 - Tips For Getting Out Of Debt
2/18/2016 - Powerless Buster Olney Knows Every MLB Team’s Biggest Needs But Can Do Nothing To Address Them
2/18/2016 - Sighing A Life-Sustaining Reflex
2/18/2016 - Area Dad Concerned He’s Running Out Of Family Photos To Digitize
2/18/2016 - Derrick Rose Almost Back To Pre-Third Knee Injury, Post-Second Knee Injury Form
2/18/2016 - Pizza Slice Only Has One Pepperoni
2/17/2016 - Tips For Cleaning Out Your Garage
2/17/2016 - Cat Obesity On The Rise
2/17/2016 - Obama Tells Nation To Just Chalk Up Today As Loss
2/17/2016 - Area Man Disappointed In Self For Already Being Full
2/17/2016 - Sweetie, As You Get Older, Your Body Becomes More Shameful
2/17/2016 - Meth Found Hidden Inside Bras, Art Supplies
2/17/2016 - Requirements For Becoming A NASA Astronaut
2/17/2016 - Top Advantages Of Ditching Cable
2/16/2016 - Arguments For And Against Circumcision
2/16/2016 - How Supreme Court Justices Are Chosen
2/16/2016 - 3D Printer Can Make Human Body Parts
2/16/2016 - Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring
2/16/2016 - Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found
2/16/2016 - Detroit Begs Nation To Just Give It Something, Anything, To Manufacture
2/16/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 16, 2016
2/16/2016 - India Reclassifies Peacock As Vermin
2/15/2016 - Seating Mix-Up Puts Tony Bennett In Middle Of Slipknot
2/15/2016 - Tips For Navigating An Office Relationship
2/15/2016 - Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony Gives Man Idea To Be Genius Of Some Sort
2/15/2016 - Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia
2/15/2016 - Justice Scalia Dies
2/15/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 15, 2016
2/15/2016 - Editorial Cartoon: ‘Golden Retrieve-Her’
2/15/2016 - Teachers Misinform Students On Climate Change
2/13/2016 - Charles Koch Orders Sniper To Fire Warning Shot Next To Marco Rubio On Debate Stage
2/13/2016 - Moderator Asks Candidates To Be Specific When Describing Hellscape Country Will Become If They Not Elected
2/13/2016 - Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With Social Progress
2/12/2016 - Notable Valentine’s Day Specials
2/12/2016 - Neanderthal DNA Linked To Modern Disorders
2/12/2016 - Clinton Aide Told To Leave Behind Weak Volunteer Who Collapsed During March To South Carolina
2/12/2016 - Disillusioned Museum Admissions Employee Doesn’t Even Believe Own Annual Membership Pitch Anymore
2/12/2016 - What Your Cable Bill Pays For
2/12/2016 - Romantic Comedies Normalize Stalker Behavior
2/12/2016 - Plan B Releases New Heart-Shaped Tablets For Valentine’s Day
2/11/2016 - PBS Moderators Spend First 10 Minutes Of Debate Asking Candidates For Fundraising Advice
2/11/2016 - Common Valentine’s Day Expenses
2/11/2016 - Labor Secretary Letting 8 Million Unemployed Americans Crash At His Place Until They Get Back On Their Feet
2/11/2016 - Twitter Launches Anti-Troll Initiative
2/11/2016 - Jeb Bush Assures Pipe-Wielding Thugs He’ll Have The Delegates He Promised Them By Next Week
2/11/2016 - Report: Someone Needs To Get Chips And Dip Away From Area Man
2/11/2016 - How To Talk To Your Child About Divorce
2/11/2016 - Light Exposure Could Help With Jet Lag
2/10/2016 - Tips For A Romantic Valentine’s Day
2/10/2016 - Olay Introduces New Line Of Pre-Moisturized Skin
2/10/2016 - 2015 Shark Attacks Set New Record
2/10/2016 - Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle
2/10/2016 - High School Nurse Getting Pretty Good At Spotting Morning Sickness
2/10/2016 - Tips For Studying Abroad
2/10/2016 - New French Law Curbs Food Waste
2/9/2016 - Tips To Keep Your Hair Healthy
2/9/2016 - Broncos Follow Super Bowl Parade Route Through Treacherous Rocky Mountain Pass
2/9/2016 - Orangutans Might Play Games With Zoo Guests
2/9/2016 - Jogger Clearly On First Run Of Plan To Turn Life Around
2/9/2016 - What’s At Stake In New Hampshire
2/9/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 9, 2016
2/9/2016 - FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
2/9/2016 - Demoralized Jeb Bush Succumbs To New Hampshire Heroin Epidemic
2/9/2016 - BMI Not An Accurate Measure Of Health
2/8/2016 - Tips For Getting Along With Your In-Laws
2/8/2016 - New Hampshire Covered In Shadow As Floating Clinton Campaign Headquarters Takes Up Position Over State
2/8/2016 - New York To ‘Shut Off’ Niagara Falls
2/8/2016 - Saudi Authorities Decry Wasteful 3-Hour Death-Row Appeals Process
2/8/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 8, 2016
2/8/2016 - Blind Inundate
2/8/2016 - Grandma Happy To Babysit While Couple Desperately Attempts To Rekindle Relationship
2/8/2016 - Oxford Apologizes For Sexist Definition
2/7/2016 - Peyton Manning Declares He Has At Least One More Surgery In Him
2/7/2016 - Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win
2/7/2016 - Area Dad Spends Super Bowl Looking Regretfully At Son Who Wasn’t Allowed To Play Football
2/7/2016 - Odell Beckham Jr. Ejected For 7-Week-Late Hit On Josh Norman
2/7/2016 - Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred By Functioning Sound System
2/7/2016 - Surviving Members Of First Championship Team Honored During Puppy Bowl Halftime
2/7/2016 - Family, Friends Concerned After Peyton Manning Wanders Away From Pocket
2/7/2016 - Roger Goodell Horribly Disfigured After Falling Into Vat Of Molten Super Bowl 50 Gold
2/7/2016 - Nervous Peyton Manning Feeling Better After Vomiting Blood Before Game
2/5/2016 - Tips For Cooking For Large Groups
2/5/2016 - Mom Holds Knife To Throat Of Dinner Guest Who Offered To Help With Dishes
2/5/2016 - NFL Vows To Fix Bottomless Pit On Levi’s Stadium Field Before Super Bowl
2/5/2016 - Tale Of How Woman Started Making Earrings Out Of Scrabble Tiles Even More Spellbinding Than Anticipated
2/5/2016 - Christie Describes ISIS As Grave, Towering, Meaty Threat To U.S. While Staring At Diner Patron’s Corned Beef Sandwich
2/5/2016 - Area Man Would Hate Cam Newton Even If He Was Different Minority
2/5/2016 - What You Need To Know About The Zika Virus
2/5/2016 - Microsoft Testing Underwater Data Centers
2/5/2016 - Donald Trump Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize
2/4/2016 - Monocle-Wearing Oil Baron’s Cigarette Holder Splinters In Clenched Teeth After Hearing Bernie Sanders’ Environmental Platform
2/4/2016 - Pros And Cons Of A Long-Distance Relationship
2/4/2016 - Driving Vs. Public Transportation
2/4/2016 - CDC: Women Should Only Drink While On Birth Control
2/4/2016 - Plows Working Around Clock To Keep New Hampshire Roads Clear Of Campaign Signs
2/4/2016 - ‘No One Will Push You Into Running For President,’ Jeb Bush Softly Whispers Before Tucking In Sleeping Grandson
2/4/2016 - Wade Phillips Wondering Why Big Egg On Top Of Lombardi Trophy
2/4/2016 - Police Training Eagles To Hunt Drones
2/4/2016 - Middle-Aged Man In Gym Locker Room Puts Shirt On Before Underwear
2/4/2016 - Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit
2/3/2016 - Tips For Learning A New Language
2/3/2016 - Wealthy Donors Pump Millions Into Sanders’ Campaign In Last-Ditch Effort To Destroy His Credibility
2/3/2016 - Lady Gaga To Sing At Super Bowl
2/3/2016 - Aerosol Can Surprisingly Upfront About Giving You Cancer
2/3/2016 - Researchers Announce They Don’t Have Heart To Reveal What Will Happen To 1 In 5 Women
2/3/2016 - FBI Counterterrorists Launch Media Campaign Downplaying Symbolic Value Of Golden Gate Bridge
2/3/2016 - Zika Virus Joins Lack Of Paid Leave, Unaffordable Child Care As Reasons Woman Afraid Of Getting Pregnant
2/3/2016 - Onion Sports’ Guide To Super Bowl 50
2/3/2016 - Gene Editing Experiments To Begin In Britain
2/2/2016 - Top Donors Of The 2016 Election Cycle
2/2/2016 - Advisors Hopeful Jeb Bush Finally Has Momentum To End Campaign
2/2/2016 - ‘I Think We Still Have A Shot,’ Carly Fiorina Assures Closest Inkjet Printer
2/2/2016 - Facebook, Instagram Ban Private Gun Sales
2/2/2016 - Biggest Campaign Gaffes So Far
2/2/2016 - Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
2/2/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 2, 2016
2/2/2016 - Teacher Wins ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Lawsuit
2/1/2016 - Candidate Profile: Rick Santorum
2/1/2016 - New Barbie Released In Curvy, Petite Forms
2/1/2016 - Grandmother Palms Grandson $10 Like She Fixing Boxing Match
2/1/2016 - God Admits He Was In Pretty Bad Place While Creating Universe
2/1/2016 - How The Iowa Caucuses Work
2/1/2016 - Negative Cam-Pain-In-The-Ass
2/1/2016 - Corporation Wants Media Company Making Branded Entertainment To Just Have Fun With It
2/1/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 1, 2016
2/1/2016 - White Actor Cast As Michael Jackson In Upcoming Film