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2016 January
1/31/2016 - Clinton Ominously Tells Iowan Supporters To Mark Front Doors With Campaign Logo Before Sundown
1/30/2016 - ‘Please Hold While I Send You Through To Mr. Gilmore,’ Says Jim Gilmore Inside Empty Campaign Office
1/29/2016 - Tips For Dealing With College Rejection
1/29/2016 - Jets Cheerleaders Awarded $325,000 In Settlement
1/29/2016 - Iowan Comforts Sobbing Jeb Bush At Town Hall
1/29/2016 - Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers
1/29/2016 - Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear
1/29/2016 - Area Man’s Back Aching After Bad Night’s Sleep, 58 Continuous Years Of Horrible Posture
1/29/2016 - Security Experts Warn Against Smart Appliances
1/28/2016 - Candidate Profile: Chris Christie
1/28/2016 - Google Algorithm Beats Board Game Champion
1/28/2016 - Dorm Room Decorated With Empty Bottles Of Adderall
1/28/2016 - Woman Probably Just Made Up Rape Story In Order To Get Threatening Emails
1/28/2016 - Concept Car Designers Struggling To Think Of Cool New Ways For Doors To Open
1/28/2016 - Uber Placing ‘Bop It’ In Cars To Deter Assault
1/27/2016 - How To Tell If Your Significant Other Is ‘The One’
1/27/2016 - Conspiracy Theories Mathematically Tested
1/27/2016 - Rex, Rob Ryan Finally Get Bunk Beds They Always Wanted
1/27/2016 - Study: 90% Of Workplace Injuries Caused By Bare-Knuckle Boxing
1/27/2016 - Renting Vs. Owning A Home
1/27/2016 - 5 Months Of College Research Outweighed By Weekend Visiting Friend At Penn State
1/27/2016 - Australia Weighing Independence From Britain
1/27/2016 - Report: Spider
1/27/2016 - NicoDerm Introduces New Nicotine Eye Patch
1/26/2016 - Steps For Proper Wine Tasting
1/26/2016 - Female Professors Rated Lower By Students
1/26/2016 - You Might Be Surprised, But Your Unhip Ol’ Pops Actually Used To Be Quite The Meth Head
1/26/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 26, 2016
1/26/2016 - Study: Zebra’s Stripes Not For Camouflage
1/26/2016 - How Dating Sites Match Their Users
1/26/2016 - Poll Finds 68% Of Iowans Turned On By Knowledge Whole Nation Watching
1/25/2016 - How Climate Change Will Affect You
1/25/2016 - Bleary-Eyed, Stuporous Houseguest Assures Host That He Slept Great
1/25/2016 - Rick Perry Endorses Ted Cruz
1/25/2016 - Jeb Bush Campaign Kicks Off 3-State Farewell Tour With Iowa Town Hall Meeting
1/25/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 25, 2016
1/25/2016 - Dogs Might Detect Human Emotions
1/25/2016 - The Oscar Race
1/25/2016 - Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns
1/25/2016 - Boss Wants Friendly, Relaxed Company Culture In Place By Friday
1/22/2016 - Traits Of Highly Successful People
1/22/2016 - Scalia Bundles Up In Fur Robe In Preparation For D.C. Blizzard
1/22/2016 - Strongside/Weakside: Rob Gronkowski
1/22/2016 - East Coast Braces For Blizzard
1/22/2016 - Man Figured Drug Addiction Would Take Up A Lot More Free Time
1/22/2016 - Our 25th Annual Most Dressed Issue
1/22/2016 - Report: Mom Saw Car That Slid Off Road Into Ditch
1/22/2016 - Obama Gently Guides Michelle’s Hand As She Maneuvers Drone Joystick
1/22/2016 - World’s Largest Known Prime Number Found
1/22/2016 - Study Finds Girls Outperforming Future Employers In School
1/22/2016 - Everyone In Coffee Shop Can Tell Trainee A Goner
1/21/2016 - Tips For The Perfect Marriage Proposal
1/21/2016 - Possible Ninth Planet Found In Solar System
1/21/2016 - Andy Reid Furious At Self For Poor Clock Management At End Of 72-Oz. Steak Challenge
1/21/2016 - Study: Majority Of New Marine Life Species Now Discovered While Cleaning Oil Spills
1/21/2016 - Pentagon Holds Gala To Celebrate 25 Years Of Bombing Iraq
1/21/2016 - Bill Belichick Visits Hospital To Watch Terminally Ill Fan Die
1/21/2016 - CDC: Half Of U.S. Schools Teach Proper Sex Ed
1/21/2016 - Congress Allocates $90 Million To Protect Remaining Eagles Members
1/21/2016 - How To Join The Priesthood
1/20/2016 - How Public Schools Spend Taxpayer Money
1/20/2016 - U.S. Faces Cauliflower Shortage
1/20/2016 - Lazy, Overweight Cockroach No Longer Has Segmented Abdomen
1/20/2016 - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Reluctantly Accepts Alternative Sentence Of Coaching Troublesome Youth Sports Team
1/20/2016 - How To Get A Medical Marijuana Card
1/20/2016 - First Flower Blooms In Space
1/20/2016 - 34-Year-Old Man May As Well Keep Pursuing Dream At This Point
1/19/2016 - Tips For Leading A Healthier Lifestyle
1/19/2016 - Average Home Contains Hundreds Of Bug Species
1/19/2016 - Tips For Successful Campus Activism
1/19/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 19, 2016
1/19/2016 - NCAA Investigating God For Giving Gifts To Athletes
1/19/2016 - Just A Quick Heads-Up, I’m Being Radicalized
1/19/2016 - Man Dying From Cancer Spends Last Good Day On Phone With Insurance Company
1/19/2016 - Sesame Street Moves To HBO
1/19/2016 - Tips For Proper Body Disposal
1/18/2016 - How American Cities Conserve Water
1/18/2016 - New Department Of Interior Program To Reduce Deer Population By Providing Free Condoms To Fawns
1/18/2016 - Iranian Nuclear Scientists Hurriedly Flush 200 Pounds Of Enriched Uranium Down Toilet During Surprise U.N. Inspection
1/18/2016 - Children’s Book Pulled For Flawed Depiction Of Slavery
1/18/2016 - Governor Demands To Know Which Star On American Flag Is Iowa’s
1/18/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 18, 2016
1/18/2016 - Average Age Of New Mothers At All-Time High
1/18/2016 - Thin White Puke
1/18/2016 - Tips For Investigating A Crime Scene
1/16/2016 - Clay Matthews Suffers Herpes Outbreak After Kissing Bicep
1/15/2016 - Pregnant Women Advised Against Potatoes
1/15/2016 - Frustrated Rick Santorum Still Waiting For Go-Ahead From God To Suspend Presidential Campaign
1/15/2016 - Defunct 4-Year-Old Sports Blog Still Lurking On Internet
1/15/2016 - You To Still Die One Day
1/15/2016 - Is This A Picture Of The Internet?
1/15/2016 - Stingray Loves When Aquarium Visitors Squeal And Recoil After Touching It
1/15/2016 - Shipwreck Found In Search For MH370
1/15/2016 - Passenger Ruins Perfectly Good Windshield By Flying Through It
1/14/2016 - Rubio Refutes Claim He Soft On Immigration By Dragging Undocumented Worker He Knocked Out Cold Onto Stage
1/14/2016 - Huckabee Decries Obamacare’s Failure To Help Slow, Cross-Eyed Cousin Who Got Kicked By Mule
1/14/2016 - Teacher’s Lounge The Site Of 5 Separate Emotional Breakdowns Today
1/14/2016 - St. Louis Rams Moving To L.A.
1/14/2016 - Monsanto Lab On Lockdown After Scientists Find Shattered Tomato Containment Unit
1/14/2016 - Leonardo DiCaprio Hopes He Screamed And Cried Good Enough In ‘The Revenant’ To Win Oscar
1/14/2016 - Traffic Already Lining Up To Be Late To L.A. Rams’ Opening Game
1/14/2016 - Alignment Of 6,071 Completely Independent Variables Necessary For Man To Feel Okay
1/14/2016 - How To Adopt A Child
1/14/2016 - New Survey Highlights Silicon Valley Sexism
1/13/2016 - Powerball Officials Remove Plastic Balls From Pig Urine Brine
1/13/2016 - Glade Introduces New Spring Meadow Fire Extinguisher
1/13/2016 - Powerball Climbs To $1.5 Billion
1/13/2016 - Study Links Binge Eating To Stress, Contentment, Depression, Joy, Boredom, Anger, Relaxation
1/13/2016 - Learned Sage Points Out That Powerball Not As Much After Taxes
1/13/2016 - High School Bully Worried Victims Will Realize He Actually Retarded Faggot Himself
1/13/2016 - Playboy Mansion For Sale
1/12/2016 - Obama Praises Own Strength, Resilience In Face Of Hardship During State Of The Union
1/12/2016 - Biden Urges Paul Ryan To Check Out Nude Scene From ‘Porky’s’ On Phone
1/12/2016 - Paul Ryan Quietly Doing Seated Ab Exercises Throughout State Of The Union
1/12/2016 - Dan Coats Lifts Junior Senator Onto His Shoulders To Give Better View Of State Of The Union
1/12/2016 - Signs Of Dinosaur ‘Foreplay’ Discovered
1/12/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 12, 2016
1/12/2016 - How To Arrange A Funeral
1/12/2016 - Area Dad Stares Longingly At Covered Grill In Backyard
1/12/2016 - Aw, Fer Crying Out Loud!
1/12/2016 - Dolce & Gabbana Debut Hijabs, Abayas
1/11/2016 - BCS Computer Takes Over Every Screen In Country During College Football National Championship Game
1/11/2016 - ‘Mein Kampf’ Returns To German Bookstores
1/11/2016 - Oregon Wildstrife Refuge
1/11/2016 - Woman Feels Like She’s Finally Ready To Start Receiving Unsolicited Vulgar Messages Again
1/11/2016 - Universe Honors David Bowie With Emotional Starlight Vigil
1/11/2016 - Coca-Cola Marketing Strategist Named New United States PR Laureate
1/11/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 11, 2016
1/11/2016 - Supportive Parents Encourage Child’s Interests In Anything Within 15-Minute Drive
1/8/2016 - Parents’ Most Common Expenditures
1/8/2016 - Peyton Manning’s 14-Foot-Tall Wife Crushes Skull Of Sports Journalist Asking About HGH
1/8/2016 - Pope Francis Wearing Sweater Vestments He Got For Christmas
1/8/2016 - Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams
1/8/2016 - Pediatricians: Screen All Children For Depression, HIV
1/8/2016 - Roller Coaster Designer’s Artistic Vision Sullied By Fantastic Four Tie-In
1/7/2016 - Tips For Improving Memory
1/7/2016 - White House Carefully Screening Any Gun Control Town Hall Questions That Address Obama As ‘Mein Führer’
1/7/2016 - Nation Fondly Recalls When Just Regulating Video Games Seemed Like Solution To Gun Violence
1/7/2016 - Saudi Executioner Thinks He Pulled Something In Shoulder During Last 10 Decapitations
1/7/2016 - The Pros And Cons Of Helicopter Parenting
1/7/2016 - Parrots Observed Using Tools, Sharing
1/7/2016 - God Refuses To Grant Any More Transcendent Near-Death Experiences To People Who Crash Snowmobiles
1/6/2016 - How To Drive Safely In Winter Conditions
1/6/2016 - North Korea Successfully Harvests Wheat In Show Of Growing Strength
1/6/2016 - Nation Shudders To Think How Mad NRA Would Be If Obama Actually Proposed Meaningful Gun Control
1/6/2016 - Study: Presidents Die Sooner Than Opponents
1/6/2016 - World Health Organization Adds Gunfire, Explosions To List Of Natural Causes Of Death
1/6/2016 - Transportation Secretary Calls For $200 Billion In Funding To Repair Nation’s Rickety Wooden Bridges
1/5/2016 - How The College Admissions Process Works
1/5/2016 - Corn Added To List Of Items That Upset Grandma’s Stomach
1/5/2016 - How Firearm Background Checks Work
1/5/2016 - Surely You Breast
1/5/2016 - Grizzly Bear Catches Spawning Michael Phelps In Jaws
1/5/2016 - Breaking: Adam Got A PS4 For Christmas
1/5/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 5, 2016
1/5/2016 - Women In Hollywood Perfectly Okay They Not Represented Behind The Scenes Of ‘The Blacklist’
1/5/2016 - Scientists To ‘Resurrect’ Giant Tortoise
1/5/2016 - Vatican Tour Group Catches Glimpse Of Pale, Emaciated Joseph Ratzinger Scuttling Into Dark Catacombs
1/5/2016 - Poll Finds Hillary Clinton Candidate Most Americans Want To Have 8-Ounce Glass Of Tap Water With
1/5/2016 - Baltimore Named City With Best Quality Of Pigeon Life
1/4/2016 - How To Stave Off The Winter Blues
1/4/2016 - What You Need To Know About The Oregon Militia Standoff
1/4/2016 - Man Who Saw ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ 6 Times Over Holidays Thought It Was Pretty Good
1/4/2016 - Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party
1/4/2016 - America, China Trying To Spice Up Trade Relationship By Bringing Third Country Into Negotiations
1/4/2016 - Exhausted Bill Belichick Attempts To Wake Up By Splashing Some Blood On His Face
1/4/2016 - Sale Of Gas-Fueled Cars To Be Limited By 2050