Sitemap
2016 June
6/30/2016 - Man Not Sure Why Girlfriend Having Him Hang Cluster Of Empty Picture Frames But Willing To Go With It
6/30/2016 - Secretary Of Interior Unveils Plans For New High-Speed Creek
6/30/2016 - Cats Understand Laws Of Physics
6/29/2016 - Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie
6/29/2016 - Tips For Handling Social Anxieties
6/29/2016 - Man Driving While Making YouTube Video To Explain How PC Culture Destroying America
6/29/2016 - ‘Five-Second Rule’ Disproven
6/28/2016 - Tips To Decompress After A Long Day Of Work
6/28/2016 - Grandma Excited To Show Off New Beach Sweater
6/28/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 28, 2016
6/28/2016 - Man Has Loyalty To Pretzel Brand
6/28/2016 - Robot Programmed To Feel Pain
6/27/2016 - Self-Defense Tips
6/27/2016 - The British Evasion
6/27/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 27, 2016
6/27/2016 - 70% Of Earth Can’t See Milky Way
6/27/2016 - Hillary Clinton Bowls Over Catcher To Score Winning Run In Campaign Staff Softball Game
6/27/2016 - Black Mark On Birth Control Manufacturer’s Record Weighs In At 7 Pounds, 6 Ounces
6/24/2016 - Tips For Becoming A Better Chef
6/24/2016 - Queen Elizabeth Screaming At Stockbroker To Dump Everything
6/24/2016 - Americans Confused By System Of Government In Which Leader Would Resign After Making Terrible Decision
6/24/2016 - Britain Plummets To Lowest Value In World Since 1580s
6/24/2016 - Britain Votes To Leave EU
6/24/2016 - Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup
6/24/2016 - Trump Raises $50 Million At Fundraiser Where GOP Donors Get To Watch Him Weep For 2 Hours
6/24/2016 - Facebook Pays $50 Million For Live Celebrity Videos
6/23/2016 - The Pros And Cons Of Affirmative Action
6/23/2016 - Stargazing Tips
6/23/2016 - Jaguar Killed In Olympic Torch Relay
6/23/2016 - The Case For And Against The U.K. Leaving The E.U.
6/23/2016 - The Onion Reviews ‘Independence Day: Resurgence’
6/23/2016 - Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son
6/23/2016 - Sitting Inside Cardboard Box The Safest 6-Year-Old Will Feel For Remainder Of Life
6/23/2016 - Retailers Routinely Overcharging For Bridal Wear
6/22/2016 - A Look Back At Derrick Rose, The Chicago Bulls’ All-Time Greatest Patient
6/22/2016 - NYC To Require Access To Free Tampons
6/22/2016 - Unique Summer Vacation Ideas
6/22/2016 - Financially Struggling Trump Campaign Holds Fundraising Riot
6/22/2016 - Reince Priebus Smiles, Shakes Head While Flipping Through Old Briefing On GOP’s Plans For 2016
6/22/2016 - Trump’s Potential VP Picks
6/22/2016 - NASA Social Media Manager Considers Himself Part Of Team
6/22/2016 - Apple Opposes Bill Protecting Users’ ‘Right To Repair’
6/21/2016 - Free Meals Sway Doctors To Prescribe More Name Brands
6/21/2016 - Tips For A Smooth Commute
6/21/2016 - Frustrated Nation Out Of Ideas To Solve Gun Violence Problem Except For All The Obvious Ones
6/21/2016 - Tearful Gun Manufacturers Thankful They All Made It Out Of Massacre Safely
6/21/2016 - 47 Weak-Willed Senators Bend To Interests Of Powerful American People
6/21/2016 - It Is With A Heavy Heart That I Announce I Am Having My Parents Pick Me Up Early From This Sleepover
6/21/2016 - Clinton’s Potential VP Picks
6/21/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 21, 2016
6/21/2016 - Father Showing Kids ‘Field Of Dreams’ For First Time Unaware Kevin Costner Sparking Son’s Sexual Awakening
6/21/2016 - Obama Puts Spotlight On National Parks
6/20/2016 - Step-By-Step: How To Dress A Wound
6/20/2016 - Dianne Feinstein Horrified After New Gun Control Bill Disintegrates Immediately Upon Crossing Into Senate Chamber
6/20/2016 - ‘Finding Dory’ Sets Box-Office Record
6/20/2016 - Gangsta Wrap
6/20/2016 - ‘It’s Hard Being Away From You All,’ Says Donald Trump While Spreading Bird Feed Around Rooftop Pigeon Coop
6/20/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 20, 2016
6/20/2016 - Creepy Older Brand Clearly Targeting Female 18-To-24-Year-Olds
6/20/2016 - John Kerry Jettisons Russian Henchmen From International Space Station Airlock
6/20/2016 - Prince William Featured On Gay Magazine
6/19/2016 - Cavs Teammates Sheepishly Tell Kevin Love They’re Not Aware Of Any Postgame Parties
6/19/2016 - God Clarifies That He Still Hates Cleveland Fans Despite Cavaliers Championship
6/17/2016 - Tips For Keeping An Open Mind
6/17/2016 - ‘Hamilton’ Casts New Lead
6/17/2016 - Oh Good, Sound Of Explosion At Soccer Stadium Was Just Fan With Enormous Flare Gun
6/17/2016 - Biden Lines Up Sweet Summer Gig Installing Above-Ground Swimming Pools
6/17/2016 - Louvre Curators Hurry To Display Ugly Van Gogh Donor Gave Them Before Surprise Visit
6/17/2016 - Family Mercifully Pulling Plug On Grandfather Unaware They Sending Him Directly To Hell
6/17/2016 - First Mammal Goes Extinct From Global Warming
6/16/2016 - Senate Dems Filibuster For Gun Laws
6/16/2016 - Ways To Ensure A Peaceful Sleep For Your Baby
6/16/2016 - Exhausted Nation Unsure It Has Stamina To Continue Gun Control Dialogue For Fifth Consecutive Day
6/16/2016 - Only News Source Man Trusts Has Logo Of Eyeball In Crosshairs
6/16/2016 - Wedding Guest Etiquette Tips
6/16/2016 - Man Getting Futon All Dolled Up For Craigslist Photo Shoot
6/16/2016 - The Onion Reviews ‘Finding Dory’
6/16/2016 - Led Zeppelin Sued Over ‘Stairway To Heaven’
6/16/2016 - New Mountain Dew Vows To Kill 99.9% Of Stomach Bacteria
6/15/2016 - Coffee No Longer Considered Carcinogenic
6/15/2016 - Tips For Spicing Up Your Relationship
6/15/2016 - ‘There Is Beauty In Decay,’ Says Head Of Federal Highway Administration While Surveying Nation’s Crumbling Roads
6/15/2016 - CDC Horrified After Discovering Existence Of Thousands Of Public Pools
6/15/2016 - NASA, UAE Collaborate On Mars Exploration
6/14/2016 - Tips For Choosing The Right Pet
6/14/2016 - Trump Campaign Bans ‘Washington Post’ Coverage
6/14/2016 - How Colleges Can Protect Students From Assault
6/14/2016 - It’s An Honor To Continue Being Valued Over Countless Human Lives
6/14/2016 - U.N. Warns Trump May Be 7 Months Away From Acquiring Nuclear Weapons
6/14/2016 - State Department Warns Americans Traveling Abroad To Avoid Lame Amsterdam Windmill Tour
6/14/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016
6/14/2016 - Nation Demands More Golf Highlights Where Ball Lands On Green, But Then Rolls All The Way Back Down Hill
6/14/2016 - David Copperfield To Congress: Recognize Magic As Art
6/14/2016 - Tips For Cooking With Meat
6/14/2016 - Backup Plan In Case Menu Item Out Of Stock Most Well-Thought-Out Part Of Man’s Life
6/14/2016 - Tyson Foods Executives Assure Critics Their Chickens Physically Incapable Of Walking Even If They Had Room
6/13/2016 - Obama Endorses Clinton For President
6/13/2016 - Tips For Drinking Wine
6/13/2016 - Frustrated Obama Writes Letter To His Congressman About Need For Gun Control
6/13/2016 - At Times Like This, We Need To Pull Ourselves Up, Hold Our Loved Ones Close, Block Any Legislation That Would Prevent Suspected Terrorists From Buying Guns, And Say A Prayer For The Victims
6/13/2016 - Concerned NRA Official Rushes Out To Purchase Congressman Following Mass Shooting
6/12/2016 - Nation Wishes It Could Just Once Be Reminded Of Preciousness Of Life Without Mass Shooting
6/10/2016 - How To Trace Your Genealogy
6/10/2016 - Report: FDA Too Slow To Recall Food
6/10/2016 - 7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures
6/10/2016 - NHL Admits It Has No Idea Who Guys With White Gloves Transporting Stanley Cup Are
6/10/2016 - FBI Discontinues Surveillance Of Muslim Americans After Completing 15-Year Study Of Beautiful Culture
6/9/2016 - New Parenting Trend Involves Just Handing Children Bulleted List Of Things To Accomplish By 30
6/9/2016 - Helen Mirren Testifies On Looted Nazi Art
6/9/2016 - ‘Three-Person Baby’ IVF Method Deemed Safe
6/9/2016 - Ways To Make Your Commute More Enjoyable
6/9/2016 - ‘I’d Like You To Post Long, Aggressive Rants On Social Media,’ Says Bernie Sanders In Supporter’s Interpretation Of Speech
6/9/2016 - Voters Glad They Got Hope In Politicians Out Of System For Next Election Cycle Or Two
6/9/2016 - Draymond Green Able To List From Memory Every Player Drafted Before Him In NBA History
6/9/2016 - U.S. Consumer Confidence Shaken After Mom Buys Wrong Kind Of Tortilla Chips
6/9/2016 - Crowd At Trump Rally Realizes They’ve Been Chanting ‘We Are Frightened And Helpless’ For Last Half Hour
6/9/2016 - The Pros And Cons Of For-Profit Colleges
6/9/2016 - Merkel Named World’s Most Powerful Woman
6/8/2016 - Elderly Voter Never Thought She’d Get To See Female Presidential Nominee Called Heartless Ice Bitch During Her Lifetime
6/8/2016 - Tips For Planning A Family Vacation
6/8/2016 - Fish Can Recognize Human Faces
6/8/2016 - Nation Clinging Desperately To Brief Inspirational Moment Before Being Thrust Back Into Raging Election Maelstrom
6/8/2016 - Dubai Completes Construction On World’s First Full-Scale Replica Of Dubai
6/8/2016 - Obama Discovers Telepathic Connection With Military Drone In Afghanistan
6/8/2016 - Antidepressant Medication Label Reminds Users That Pill Should Never Be Mixed With Long Look In Mirror
6/8/2016 - Mother Will Not Be Charged In Gorilla’s Death
6/7/2016 - Women More Prone To Anxiety Than Men
6/7/2016 - How To Live Gluten-Free
6/7/2016 - Campaign Announces Clinton Has Entered Incubation Period After Securing Nomination
6/7/2016 - Look At Them, The Fools—All Dancing To My Malevolent Tune
6/7/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 7, 2016
6/7/2016 - Upcoming Changes To Nutrition Fact Labeling
6/7/2016 - Work Life, Personal Life Both Spent Desperately Trying To Appeal To Women 18 To 34
6/7/2016 - China Withholds Marriage Licenses From Casual Couples
6/6/2016 - Google AI Writes Original Song
6/6/2016 - Tips For Socializing Your Dog
6/6/2016 - Visionary Sports Columnist Asserts That Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight Wasn’t In The Ring
6/6/2016 - Dozens Of Social Issues Thankful They Never Had To Go Toe-To-Toe With Muhammad Ali
6/6/2016 - Report: Some Crazy Shit Probably Happened To Classmate Being Raised By Grandmother
6/6/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 6, 2016
6/6/2016 - Editorial Cartoon: ‘Pole Data’
6/6/2016 - Tips For Reinventing Yourself
6/6/2016 - ‘Air Rage’ Triggered By First-Class Cabin
6/3/2016 - Prom-Planning Tips
6/3/2016 - Seine Flooding Forces Closure Of Louvre
6/3/2016 - Concerned Text From Mom Gleefully Mocked Like Ramblings Of Village Idiot
6/3/2016 - New Insect Named For Justice Ginsburg
6/3/2016 - Man At Amusement Park Gets Right Back In Line For Another Funnel Cake
6/2/2016 - Tips For New College Graduates
6/2/2016 - Saudi Arabia Invests $3.5 Billion In Uber
6/2/2016 - Man Approaches Unfamiliar Shower Knobs Like He Breaking Wild Stallion
6/2/2016 - Factory Robot Working On Some Of Its Own Designs After Hours
6/2/2016 - Man Takes Sober Moment To Reflect On Fact That Most Of Meal Already Gone
6/2/2016 - Ad Agency Apologizes For Racist Commercial
6/2/2016 - Late-Arriving Guest Encouraged To Load Up On Food Sitting In Sun For Past 4 Hours
6/2/2016 - Why America’s Violent Crime Rate Is Rising
6/1/2016 - Tips For Staying Hydrated
6/1/2016 - Concussions In Children Vastly Underreported
6/1/2016 - Ice Cube Thrown Into Sink Flies Up Side Like Skateboarder Shredding Half-Pipe
6/1/2016 - The Case For And Against Zoos
6/1/2016 - New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App
6/1/2016 - Wedding Photographer Keeps Calling Bride’s Parents ‘Mom’ And ‘Dad’
6/1/2016 - State Dept: Clinton’s Server Violated Agency Rules