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2016 March
3/31/2016 - Study Links Clinical Depression To Getting Dunked On
3/31/2016 - What Does College Tuition Pay For?
3/31/2016 - Clif Bar Introduces New Savory Clif Loaf
3/31/2016 - North Carolina Residents Terrified After Hearing State Passed New Law
3/31/2016 - Entire Shopping Mall Quietly Dreading Whatever Empty Stage Set Up For
3/31/2016 - Posture Could Dictate Success In Online Dating
3/31/2016 - Fracking Causing Earthquakes Across U.S.
3/30/2016 - Everyday Ways To Lower Your Grocery Bill
3/30/2016 - Tips For Practicing Safe Sex
3/30/2016 - World Wildlife Fund Publishes Photo Of What Species Last Seen In 1987 Might Have Evolved To Look Like
3/30/2016 - Report: Most Effective Marketing Technique Still Giving Out Little Versions Of Product
3/30/2016 - Obama Announces Plan To Store Nation’s Extra Stuff In Large Plastic Crate
3/30/2016 - How Virtual Reality Will Change Our Lives
3/30/2016 - Mom Thinks You’d Enjoy Restaurant She Can’t Remember Name Of Right Now
3/30/2016 - Secret Service Bans Guns From RNC
3/30/2016 - Teens Arrested For Threatening Trump
3/29/2016 - Ted Cruz Opens Up To Town Hall Audience About Early Days As Larva Feeding On Porcupine Carcass
3/29/2016 - New Religious Freedom Bill Gives Small Business Owners Right To Annul Any Gay Marriage
3/29/2016 - How Political Polling Works
3/29/2016 - Secretary Of Treasury Announces Plan To Remove Gross Penny From Circulation
3/29/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 29, 2016
3/29/2016 - Man Worried Harassing Messages He Sending On Dating App Getting Lost Among Abuse From Other Guys
3/29/2016 - Alaska Volcano Erupts
3/29/2016 - Tribeca Pulls Anti-Vaccine Film
3/28/2016 - Tips For Surviving Allergy Season
3/28/2016 - Clinton Campaign Airlifts 200 Crates Of Volunteers To Wisconsin Headquarters
3/28/2016 - Advisors Tell Trump, Cruz To Stick To Just Attacking All Women In General
3/28/2016 - How To Discuss Politics With Your Loved Ones
3/28/2016 - Children Trampled At Easter Egg Hunt
3/28/2016 - Editorial Cartoon: ‘Not So Suite’
3/28/2016 - Department Of Interior Brings Down Derelict Rainbow With Controlled Demolition
3/28/2016 - Report: Freezers In Healthy Choice Corporate Offices Probably Stocked With Every Kind Of Healthy Choice You Could Imagine
3/28/2016 - Urban Birds Smarter, Heartier Than Rural Birds
3/28/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 28, 2016
3/28/2016 - Top 5 Signs You Have A Sophisticated Palate
3/27/2016 - Toddler Figures It About Time To Shove Whole Plastic Easter Egg Into Mouth
3/25/2016 - Tips For Planning A Wedding On A Budget
3/25/2016 - Popular Designer Dog Breed Just Twisted Spinal Cord Attached To Collapsed Lung
3/25/2016 - Bookshop Bans ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Donations
3/25/2016 - Mattel Releases New Male Barbie To Inspire Girls To Imagine Holding Highest Leadership Positions
3/25/2016 - Alarming U.N. Report Finds World Lost 40 Million Acres Of Personal Space Last Year
3/25/2016 - Report: Most Parents Willing To Entrust Children To Anyone In Character Costume
3/25/2016 - Schools Are Not Failing Our Children: How We Took A Commonly Held Opinion And Then Declared The Opposite
3/25/2016 - Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into Society
3/25/2016 - Working From Home Vs. Working In An Office
3/25/2016 - U.S.S. Conestoga Found 95 Years After Disappearance
3/24/2016 - Most Popular Dietary Supplements
3/24/2016 - Prairie Dogs Found Killing Squirrels
3/24/2016 - Mysterious Necrotic Skin Disease Continues To Eat Away At Baby’s Face Weeks After Being Kissed By Ted Cruz
3/24/2016 - Decades Of Breathing Really Starting To Catch Up With Chinese Man
3/24/2016 - Sudafed Introduces New Sinus Drill For Immediate Congestion Relief
3/24/2016 - Nation Comes To Halt To Watch Crane Move Massive Concrete Tube
3/24/2016 - ‘Batman V. Superman’ Promotion Urges Filmgoers To Just Get This Over With
3/24/2016 - Armani To Stop Using Fur In Their Clothing
3/24/2016 - The Onion Reviews ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice’
3/23/2016 - Tips For Battling The Flu
3/23/2016 - Meditation Effective Treatment For Back Pain
3/23/2016 - Defensive Clinton Campaign Releases New ‘Who Are You To Judge Me?’ Ad
3/23/2016 - Video Game Boss Thinking He Should Get Big Glowing Weak Spot On Back Checked Out
3/23/2016 - National Security Experts: ‘ISIS Are Fucking Assholes’
3/23/2016 - Primary Voting Sees Near-Record Turnout
3/23/2016 - Hundreds Of Cuban Refugees Clinging To Air Force One On Flight Back To U.S.
3/23/2016 - Report: Leading Cause Of Death Still Venturing Beyond The Pines
3/23/2016 - How To Turn Your Yard Into Your Own Personal Paradise
3/23/2016 - Area Man Having One Of His Little Bursts Of Energy Where He Tries To Write A Song
3/22/2016 - Tips For Selecting A College Major
3/22/2016 - Supreme Court Declines To Hear Marijuana Case
3/22/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 22, 2016
3/22/2016 - I Was Skeptical At First, But It Turns Out Those 20 Years Of Solitary Confinement Were Exactly What I Needed
3/22/2016 - U.S.–Cuba Relations End After Obama Hit By Foul Ball At Exhibition Baseball Game
3/22/2016 - Coffee Stain On Shirt Not As Big A Deal This Morning
3/22/2016 - World Makes Final Attempt To Try To Understand This Shit
3/22/2016 - NFL To Atlanta: No Super Bowl If Anti-Gay Law Passed
3/21/2016 - How To Care For You Car
3/21/2016 - A Timeline Of U.S.–Cuba Relations
3/21/2016 - China Recovering From Deforestation
3/21/2016 - Tips For Setting Up A Campsite
3/21/2016 - Mom Sits Down For Dinner 3 Months After Rest Of Family Finishes Meal
3/21/2016 - How To Cope With Getting Fired
3/21/2016 - Havana Good Time?
3/21/2016 - Tips For Setting Up A Campsite
3/21/2016 - Nate Silver Defends Torture Methods Used To Make Election Projections
3/21/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 21, 2016
3/21/2016 - Salmon Fillets Contaminated With Cocaine
3/18/2016 - Alabama Textbooks Call Evolution A ‘Controversial Theory’
3/18/2016 - Hillary Clinton Pleasantly Surprised After Finding Old $20,000 Donation Check In Coat Pocket
3/18/2016 - Nation’s Workload To Be Completed During Timeouts Today
3/18/2016 - Pathetic Excuse For Man Paid Same Wage As Female Counterpart
3/18/2016 - Exuberant Trump Rally Crowd Bats Syrian Refugee Child Around Arena Before Candidate Comes On Stage
3/18/2016 - How To Talk To Your Child About Racism
3/18/2016 - Pope Francis Trains For Easter Mass By Dragging Pew Loaded With Rocks Across Snow
3/18/2016 - This Is What A Real Train Would Look Like If It Had The Proportions Of Thomas The Tank Engine
3/17/2016 - Tips For A Safe Spring Break
3/17/2016 - Quitting Smoking ‘Cold Turkey’ Most Effective
3/17/2016 - Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?
3/17/2016 - Tut’s Tomb Could Contain Hidden Chambers
3/17/2016 - New Report Reveals Kentucky Seniors Forced To Endure Brutal Hazing From Freshman Players
3/17/2016 - GOP Leaders Assure Sobbing Rubio It Not His Fault Party Splitting Up
3/17/2016 - Obama Receives Classified Briefing On Likelihood Of ‘Krull’ Reboot
3/17/2016 - Head Of IRS Has Personal Filing System To Keep Track Of Nation’s Tax Returns
3/17/2016 - Merrick Garland Kind Of Uncomfortable With Political Analysts Casually Pointing Out He’ll Die Relatively Soon After Nomination
3/17/2016 - Excessive Puns Could Indicate Brain Damage
3/16/2016 - Simple Ways To Fight Depression
3/16/2016 - New Indiana Jones Film In The Works
3/16/2016 - Defiant Mitch McConnell Holds Merrick Garland’s Severed Head Aloft In Front Of Capitol Building
3/16/2016 - Mute, Terrified Rubio Awakes To Find Self Unable To Vocalize Any Unscripted Sentiment
3/16/2016 - Man Unsure He’s Done Enough Research To Take All The Fun Out Of Making NCAA Bracket
3/16/2016 - Kasich Trying To Find Other States Where He Is Beloved Multi-Term Governor
3/16/2016 - Toddler Really Yanking On Penis, Report Wincing Sources
3/16/2016 - Nation Reaffirms Commitment To Things They Recognize
3/16/2016 - Smartphones Fail To Assist In Emergencies
3/15/2016 - Brutal Anti-Cruz Attack Ad Just 30 Seconds Of Candidate’s Photo Displayed Without Any Text, Voiceover, Music
3/15/2016 - Tips For Preparing Your Taxes
3/15/2016 - Amazon Users Will Soon Pay By Selfie
3/15/2016 - Violence Erupts At Trump Rally After Supporters Clash With Protesting GOP Leaders
3/15/2016 - Precious Little Voter Needs To Feel Inspired By Candidate
3/15/2016 - Brutal Anti-Cruz Attack Ad Just 30 Seconds Of Candidate’s Photo Displayed Without Any Text, Voiceover, Music
3/15/2016 - Confounded Pollsters Admit There No Way Of Predicting Mercurial Behaviors Of Beguiling Female Vote
3/15/2016 - Operation: All Night Long
3/15/2016 - The Case For And Against Letting Children Play Video Games
3/15/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 15, 2016
3/15/2016 - Younger Siblings Could Lower Obesity Risk
3/14/2016 - Tips For Taking A Staycation
3/14/2016 - Sanders Impresses Florida Voters By Jumping From Hotel Balcony Into Pool
3/14/2016 - Heartbreaking Rubio Campaign Email Just Asks Supporters To Send Something To Make Him Smile
3/14/2016 - Richard Simmons Clarifies He’s Not Being Held Hostage
3/14/2016 - Poll: Ted Cruz Currently Leads Among Voters Disputing Boundaries Of Neighbor’s Yard
3/14/2016 - God Hurting After Eating 20-Piece Spicy Angel Wings
3/14/2016 - Students Near Planned Parenthood Drop Out Less
3/14/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 14, 2016
3/14/2016 - Editorial Cartoon: ‘Mac In Black’
3/11/2016 - Tips For Troubleshooting Your Computer
3/11/2016 - Zoo Koala Hunted By Wild Mountain Lion
3/11/2016 - Resourceful Man Able To Cobble Together Bad Mood From Handful Of Minor Annoyances
3/11/2016 - ISIS Struggling To Narrow Down GOP Debate Sound Bites For New Recruitment Video
3/11/2016 - Hillary Clinton Appears Before Rally Completely Nude In Bid For Authenticity
3/11/2016 - New Evidence Suggests Early Humans First Used Fire To Impress Friends
3/11/2016 - Experts: Don’t Call Politicians Neanderthals
3/10/2016 - Moderators Give Marco Rubio 90 Seconds To Deliver Closing Statement Of Campaign
3/10/2016 - ‘I Suffer From Severe Psychological Issues And I Need The Help Of Mental Health Professionals,’ Says Trump In Pointed Debate Comeback
3/10/2016 - How China Stifles Dissent
3/10/2016 - American Diet Mostly ‘Ultra-Processed’ Foods
3/10/2016 - Gallup Forced To Destroy Defective Sample Group That Failed To Accurately Forecast Michigan Primary
3/10/2016 - Drone Places Fresh Kill On Steps Of White House
3/10/2016 - Noam Chomsky Announces Las Vegas Residency
3/10/2016 - Mom Wants To Know If You’ll Be Free If She Visits 14 Months From Now
3/10/2016 - Parents Less Inhibited Than Children On Social Media
3/9/2016 - Clinton Throws Flash Grenade To Divert Attention From Question About Senate Voting Record
3/9/2016 - Tips For Sticking To Your Diet
3/9/2016 - Jeff Bezos Unveils Rocket Project
3/9/2016 - Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again
3/9/2016 - Obama Finally Reveals Nature Of His Work To Daughters
3/9/2016 - How To Meditate
3/9/2016 - Horrified Investigators Find Unresponsive Legislative Body In Capitol Building
3/9/2016 - Paul Ryan Adds 14-Ounce Training Weights To Speaker’s Gavel
3/9/2016 - Study: Fear A Useful Ecological Tool
3/8/2016 - Pros And Cons Of Legalizing Marijuana
3/8/2016 - Woman Receives First Uterus Transplant In U.S.
3/8/2016 - How To Cut Down On Food Waste
3/8/2016 - Ask A Nobleman Attempting To Secure A Husband For His Least-Marriageable Daughter
3/8/2016 - Report: U.S. Parents’ Top Concern Is Child Dying From Something They Could Be Blamed For
3/8/2016 - McDonald’s Announces New Spearmint After-Dinner Big Mac
3/8/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 8, 2016
3/8/2016 - Judge Claims Toddlers Can Defend Selves In Court
3/7/2016 - Changes To The New SAT Exam
3/7/2016 - A Look Back At The Career Of Peyton Manning: The Greatest Of All Time, Depending On Who You Ask, At Least Based On Passing Numbers
3/7/2016 - Indianapolis Sports Reporter Pours His Little Heart Out In Peyton Manning Retirement Column
3/7/2016 - World Faces Single Malt Scotch Shortage
3/7/2016 - Prima Donna Species Just Has To Have Every Part Of Natural Habitat Intact
3/7/2016 - Nation Not Sure What Signals It Gave Off To Make Candidates Think It Would Be Into Them
3/7/2016 - Editorial Cartoon: ‘Bride And Gloom’
3/7/2016 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 7, 2016
3/7/2016 - Six Flags To Feature Virtual Reality Roller Coasters
3/6/2016 - Bloated, Rotund Bernie Sanders Reveals He Has Finished Drinking All Of Flint’s Water Supply
3/4/2016 - Pros And Cons Of Natural Childbirth
3/4/2016 - E-Cigarettes Banned From Commercial Flights
3/4/2016 - Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker
3/4/2016 - Morton Unveils Individually Wrapped Salt Grains
3/4/2016 - Report: U.S. Consumers Spend $900 Billion Each Year After Saying ‘Gimme One Of Those, Too’
3/4/2016 - Obamas To Speak At SXSW
3/4/2016 - Ben Carson Slowly Floats Away From Earth
3/3/2016 - Body Language Experts Offer Insight Into Meaning Of Marco Rubio Loudly Sobbing Throughout Debate
3/3/2016 - Fox Producers Attempt To Tire Out Aggressive Candidates Before Debate By Letting Them Run Around Outside
3/3/2016 - Unique Date Ideas
3/3/2016 - Bob Dylan Archives Sold To University
3/3/2016 - Obama Transformed Into 20-Foot-Tall Monster President After Being Doused With Job-Growth Chemical
3/3/2016 - Hillary Clinton’s Campaign: Myth Vs. Fact
3/3/2016 - Married Couple Longs For Days When They Only Quietly Resented One Another
3/3/2016 - Woman Stopped By TSA For Gun-Shaped Jewelry
3/2/2016 - Dr. Seuss’ Lesser-Known Titles
3/2/2016 - Smiling Nation Takes Moment To Enjoy Thought Of What RNC Headquarters Like Right Now
3/2/2016 - Bin Laden’s Personal Documents Made Public
3/2/2016 - Sanders Campaign Headquarters Smashed Up By Gang Of Pinkerton Union Busters
3/2/2016 - Audubon Society Reveal They’ve Only Seen, Like, 3 Birds
3/2/2016 - GOP Statisticians Develop New Branch Of Math To Formulate Scenarios In Which Trump Doesn’t Win Nomination
3/2/2016 - Governor Declares April ‘Confederate Heritage Month’
3/1/2016 - Hillary Clinton Issues Single-Word Victory Speech Following Super Tuesday Results
3/1/2016 - Clinton Tosses Unpledged Superdelegate In Trunk Of Car
3/1/2016 - Bernie Sanders’ Campaign: Myth Vs. Fact
3/1/2016 - Urban Polling Stations Urge Voters To Immediately Get Back In Line For General Election
3/1/2016 - Justice Thomas Speaks For First Time In Decade
3/1/2016 - Ted Cruz Skyrockets In Polls After Head Permanently Sealed Within Iron Mask
3/1/2016 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 1, 2016
3/1/2016 - Ben Carson’s Message Undercut By Eyes Drifting In Different Directions
3/1/2016 - Archbishop: Church Should Cut Ties With Girl Scouts