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2018 November
11/30/2018 - FDA Cracks Down On Vaping Among Young People
11/30/2018 - Angela Merkel Admits She Only Attending Stupid Work Conference For Free Trip To Argentina
11/30/2018 - G20 Leaders Attend Saudi Crown Prince’s Informative Seminar On Eliminating Dissident Journalists
11/30/2018 - Oliver Stone Thriller ‘Individual 1’ Already Written, Filmed, Nominated For 5 Golden Globes
11/30/2018 - ‘Walking Dead’ Fans Split On Recent Harlem Globetrotters Crossover Episode
11/30/2018 - Recruiter Saw Your Background In Computer Science And Thought Maybe You’d Be Interested In Working Part-Time At A Kohl’s In Sioux City
11/30/2018 - Gimp Tied To Pole On Curb Outside Coffee Shop While Owner Inside
11/30/2018 - If I Die, I Want You To Tell My Wife I Wasn’t Really That Super Into Her
11/30/2018 - Great Mosque Of Mecca Hosts Annual Christmas Tree Lighting
11/30/2018 - Pros And Cons Of Teacher Tenure
11/30/2018 - In High School They Called Him ‘Hog Fucker.’ Now He Fucks Hogs For The Stars.
11/30/2018 - Undocumented Immigrant Population In U.S. Falls To 12-Year Low
11/30/2018 - Playtex Unveils New Line Of Quick-Dissolving Tampons
11/30/2018 - O, Holy Fight
11/29/2018 - Democrats Pick Nancy Pelosi As Next House Speaker
11/29/2018 - Argentina Tightens Security In Anticipation Of Numerous Criminals Arriving For G20
11/29/2018 - Tips For Working From Home
11/29/2018 - Matt Lauer Spending More Time With Friends, Family After Installing Automatic Locking Devices On Doors At Home
11/29/2018 - Study Finds Rising Sea Levels Result Of Expansive Colonization Effort By Dolphins
11/29/2018 - Shop Class In Rich School District Just Teaches Students How To Deal With General Contractors
11/29/2018 - White House Calls Own Climate Change Report ‘Extreme,’ ‘Not Based On Fact’
11/29/2018 - Man Hates Having To Wear Condoms All Day Every Day
11/29/2018 - Senate Bill To End U.S. Role In Yemen War Rejected By House Raytheon Executives
11/29/2018 - Moon Now Overrun With Cane Toads After Species Accidentally Introduced Into Environment During Apollo 17 Mission
11/29/2018 - ‘You’ve Got Them Right Where You Want Them, Mikey,’ Michael Cohen Mutters To Self After Pleading Guilty Again
11/29/2018 - Stephen King Stuck At Book Signing For Hours Writing Personalized Novels For Line Of Fans
11/28/2018 - 2078 Nancy Pelosi Hologram Nominated For 38th Term In House As Party Leader
11/28/2018 - Millennials No Longer Living With Parents
11/28/2018 - Nation’s Gynecologists Assure Women That Whatever Gets Stuck In There They Can Get Out
11/28/2018 - Trump Boys Swallow Luggage Keys In Case They Get Locked Up In Jail And Need To Escape
11/28/2018 - Pros And Cons Of Delaying School Start Time
11/28/2018 - ‘Pope Francis’ Popularity Down Among Catholics
11/28/2018 - Dave Matthews Band Apologizes After Tour Bus Dumps Another 800 Pounds Of Human Shit Onto Same Boat Full Of People
11/28/2018 - Historians Reveal Thousands Of Immigrants Were Forced To Change Hairstyle At Ellis Island
11/28/2018 - Report: Scientists Still Decades Away From Deciphering Wireless Bill
11/27/2018 - Depressed Mueller Wonders What It Is About Him That Makes Everyone Lie To Him
11/27/2018 - Trump Insists Manafort, Assange Only Discussed How Bad Collusion Is
11/27/2018 - EU Leaders Approve Brexit Deal
11/27/2018 - Tips For Staying Healthy While Traveling
11/27/2018 - Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
11/27/2018 - NASA Catches Glimpse Of Hard-Charging Curiosity Rover Just Before InSight’s Communications Go Dark
11/27/2018 - Holocaust Survivors Recall Exact Day Holocaust Started Right Out Of The Blue
11/27/2018 - John Kasich ‘Very Seriously’ Considering Challenge To Trump In 2020
11/27/2018 - New York Approves $13 Billion Plan To Rid JFK Airport Of Former President’s Ghost
11/27/2018 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 27, 2018
11/26/2018 - Putin Condemns Ukrainian People’s Unprovoked 1,000-Year Occupation Of South Russia
11/26/2018 - Tear Gas Manufacturers Worried About Association With Everything Tear Gas Used For
11/26/2018 - GM Announces Money Saved From Layoffs To Fund Massive Investment In Lake Homes, Private Jets
11/26/2018 - Horrified Nation Wakes Up On Cyber Monday To Find Amazon Echo Devices Embedded Beneath Skin
11/26/2018 - California Camp Fire Fully Contained
11/26/2018 - Trump Unveils Plan To Address Migrants With New Open-Fire Policy
11/26/2018 - Report: More Travelers Avoiding Long Lines At Airport Thanks To Cinnabon PreCheck Memberships
11/26/2018 - Human Slave From Future Remembers When Cyber Monday Was About Celebrating Savings, Not Robot Uprising
11/26/2018 - Disgusting, Unusable Shopping Cart Has Single Sprig Of Parsley In It
11/26/2018 - Coalition Of Concerned Parents Condemns Video Games’ False Depiction Of How Easy It Is To Smash Wooden Crates
11/26/2018 - Paul McCartney Saddened After Learning About Death Of Longtime Collaborator John Lennon
11/26/2018 - Study Finds Dogs Twitching In Sleep Are Dreaming About Tearing Owners Limb From Limb
11/26/2018 - Milk Straight From Breast Best For Baby’s Weight
11/26/2018 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 26, 2018
11/24/2018 - Modern-Day Rudy Fulfills Dream Of Showering With Notre Dame Football Team
11/23/2018 - Could Winning The House And 7 Governorships Spell The End Of The Democratic Party?
11/23/2018 - How To Make The Most Of Black Friday Shopping
11/23/2018 - Study: Many Obama Voters Switched To Trump Because Of Race
11/23/2018 - Report: You Have Been Selected To Make A Purchase At The Onion Store
11/23/2018 - Woman Toys With Idea Of Getting Sister Something Nice They Can Do Together As Gift Before Settling On Candle
11/22/2018 - Nation Celebrates Thanksgiving
11/22/2018 - Macy’s Concludes Thanksgiving Day Parade With Traditional Procession Of Santa’s Coffin
11/22/2018 - Mom Dishing Up Her Famous Comments About Your Body This Thanksgiving
11/22/2018 - Everyone At Thanksgiving Doing Chore To Get Away From Rest Of Family
11/22/2018 - 93-Year-Old Grandmother At Thanksgiving Worried This Last Time She Sees Fuck-Up Grandson Before He Dies
11/22/2018 - Man Pissed After Becoming Trapped In Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade While Out Walking Giant Pikachu Balloon
11/21/2018 - More Than 43 Million Travel Home For Thanksgiving
11/21/2018 - Humane Society Urges Americans To Opt For Shelter Turkey This Thanksgiving
11/21/2018 - Timeline Of Thanksgiving
11/21/2018 - CDC: Alzheimer’s, Dementia Cases To Double By 2060
11/21/2018 - Does Thanksgiving Glorify The Historical Slaughter Of The Detroit Lions?
11/20/2018 - Michael Bloomberg Gives $1.8 Billion To Johns Hopkins University
11/20/2018 - White House Security Officials Relieved Ivanka Trump’s Computer Just Cardboard Box With Mirror On It
11/20/2018 - Nation’s Aunts Announce Their 2018 Thanksgiving Boyfriend Roster
11/20/2018 - Study: Average Man Thinks Of Santa Every 7 Seconds
11/20/2018 - Report: Purchasing Items From Onion Store Most Important Way To Either Stop Or Help Donald Trump
11/20/2018 - Open-Ended New Bill Criminalizes Whatever Black People Up To Right Now
11/20/2018 - California Sets Goal Of 100% Clean Energy By 2045
11/20/2018 - The Onion Celebrates The 76th Year Of Diamond Joe's Wild-Ass Magic Carpet Ride
11/20/2018 - Perverted Wall Gets Off On Making Apartment Guests Look At Exposed Brick
11/20/2018 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 20, 2018
11/19/2018 - Percentage Of Unvaccinated Children In U.S. Has Quadrupled Since 2001
11/19/2018 - Jim Acosta Immediately Decks White House Intern After Being Let Back Into Press Pool
11/19/2018 - ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River
11/19/2018 - Health Experts Say Tackle Football Poses Little Risk For Children Whose Brains Already Don’t Work That Well
11/19/2018 - Yankees Avoid Luxury Tax By Moving Franchise To Offshore Location
11/19/2018 - Woman Amazed She Found Perfect Partner Just When She Was Getting Desperate Enough To Accept Anything
11/19/2018 - MTA Reveals They Have No Idea Where Voices Speaking To Everyone On Subway Coming From
11/19/2018 - Nation Admits Being So Coked-Out In ’80s They Have No Memory Of Reading ‘Cujo’
11/19/2018 - Over The River And Void Of Goods
11/19/2018 - ‘Toy Story 4’ Teaser Released
11/19/2018 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 19, 2018
11/18/2018 - NBC Unveils On Screen Graphic Informing Audience They Are Watching Football
11/16/2018 - ‘The Powerpuff Girls’ Turns 20
11/16/2018 - Should Carmelo Anthony Return To His Prime?
11/16/2018 - Metropolitan Museum Acquires Another Vase
11/16/2018 - Hate Crimes Continue To Rise
11/16/2018 - ‘Becoming A Mother Has Been The Most Thrilling Experience Of My Life,’ Reports Woman Fleeing Hospital With Stolen Baby
11/16/2018 - Speakeasy Patrons Apparently Unaware It Legal To Go To Regular Bars Again
11/16/2018 - Archaeologists Apologize For Murdering Last Remaining Neanderthal In Fit Of Crazed Bloodlust
11/16/2018 - Embarrassed Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Can Only Afford American Flag Pin With 19 Stars
11/16/2018 - Supercuts Now Offering To Give Customers Baths For $14.99
11/16/2018 - Khashoggi Assassin Hopes Bonus Check From Saudi Crown Prince Clears Before Execution
11/16/2018 - Unhinged Lunatic Using Facebook To Spread Conspiracy Theories
11/16/2018 - Let’s Fuck Already! Our Horniest Issue Yet
11/15/2018 - China Introduces New One-Uighur Policy
11/15/2018 - 5 Things To Know About Matthew Whitaker
11/15/2018 - George R.R. Martin Admits He Struggling With New Book
11/15/2018 - Mother Feels A Little Validated After Daughter Who Stayed Out Late Gets Murdered
11/15/2018 - Facebook Just Filled With Crazy Idiots Now
11/15/2018 - Saudi Crown Prince Begins 100 Hours Of Court-Ordered Community Service For Murdering Jamal Khashoggi
11/15/2018 - Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life
11/15/2018 - Wealth-Burdened Nation Grateful For Opportunity to Spend Money At New Onion Store
11/15/2018 - Wildfires More Frequent Because Of Climate Change, Forest Management
11/15/2018 - Boyfriend’s Snack 200% Of Woman’s Daily Caloric Intake
11/15/2018 - Disgusting Coworker Barely Even Washed Ass Before Leaving Bathroom
11/15/2018 - Widow Still Can’t Bring Herself To Get Rid Of Husband’s Corpse
11/14/2018 - Recently Divorced 40-Year-Old Struggling To Navigate College Dating Scene
11/14/2018 - Amazon Officially Picks New York, Northern Virginia For Next Headquarters
11/14/2018 - Melania Releases Statement Calling For Removal Of First Lady From White House
11/14/2018 - Nancy Pelosi Planning To Reenergize House By Injecting Self With Blood Of Young Representatives
11/14/2018 - Naked Man Refusing To Let Unworthy Attire Touch His Body Until Launch Of New Onion Store Merchandise
11/14/2018 - Nation’s Tourists Announce Plans To Form Circle, Clap Hands Around Guys Doing Flips And Stuff
11/14/2018 - Female Director Asked If She Feels Comfortable Filming Scene While Nude
11/14/2018 - Pfizer Unveils New Double-Sided EpiPen For Lovers
11/14/2018 - The Onion’s Guide To ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’
11/14/2018 - The Fantastic Bore
11/14/2018 - Report: Nation Getting Out All Its Aggression During Monthly Calls To Wireless Provider To Fix Service
11/14/2018 - North Korea Possibly Still Operating Hidden Missiles Bases
11/13/2018 - New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer Reveals Final Season Will Be Cobbled Together From Old Footage
11/13/2018 - NRA Publishes Tips For Staying Safe While Committing A Mass Shooting
11/13/2018 - New York City Announces Subway Just For Amazon Employees Now
11/13/2018 - Steve King Vehemently Denies Comparing Immigrants To People
11/13/2018 - Poll Finds Voters Don’t Support Impeaching Trump
11/13/2018 - Hillary Launches Campaign To Raise $100 Million Or Else She’ll Run For President
11/13/2018 - Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya
11/13/2018 - Trump Delivers Touching Tribute To Fallen Heroes Of WWE
11/13/2018 - Political Ad Spending Hit New Record In 2018 Midterms
11/13/2018 - 5 Things To Know About ‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald’
11/13/2018 - ‘He’s Not Right For You,’ Report Relationship Experts Who Must Not Want To See You Be Happy
11/13/2018 - 45-Year-Old Loser Moves In With Parents
11/13/2018 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 13, 2018
11/12/2018 - 3 More States Vote To Legalize Marijuana
11/12/2018 - Woman Confident She Has The Safety Net It Takes To Achieve Dreams
11/12/2018 - Emmanuel Macron Calls For ‘True European Army’ Against U.S., Chinese Threats
11/12/2018 - Study Finds Only 20% Of Seminary Graduates Go On To Become God
11/12/2018 - Family Figures Grandpa Never Talks About WWII Because Nothing Interesting Happened To Him
11/12/2018 - FEMA Assures Wildfire Victims Bucket Brigade Nearly Over Maryland State Line
11/12/2018 - Stan Lee, Creator Of Beloved Marvel Character Stan Lee, Dead At 95
11/12/2018 - Friends Excitedly Gather Around Man’s Phone To Watch Shaky Footage Of Concert
11/12/2018 - Trump Hacks Through Thick Central American Jungle In Search Of Entirely New Ethnic Group To Demonize
11/12/2018 - Kid Diving Into Pile Of Leaves Has No Idea There Homeless Guy Jerking Off In There
11/12/2018 - Unattractive Man Not Fooling Anyone By Dressing Well
11/12/2018 - Ecologists Discover 400 Species Of Charles Darwin Living In Galápagos Islands
11/12/2018 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 12, 2018
11/11/2018 - Should Dunkin’ Donuts End Its Promotion With The NFL That Gives Fans One Free Medium Coffee For Every First Down?
11/9/2018 - Buy Partisan
11/9/2018 - Record Number Of Women To Take Seats In Congress
11/9/2018 - Reddi-Wip Casually Announces Their Nozzles Can Easily Fit Into Most Orifices
11/9/2018 - City Officials Warn Against Flushing Feminine Hygiene Products After Finding 8-Foot-Long, 250-Pound Tampon Lurking In Sewers
11/9/2018 - Georgia GOP Demands Stacey Abrams Step Down As Candidate To Avoid Conflict Of Interest
11/9/2018 - Michelle Obama Admits Barack Had Way Too Much Sperm To Make Natural Conception Possible
11/9/2018 - Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Adds Years To Your Life, But Only By Taking Them Away From Others
11/9/2018 - Tips For Ending A Friendship
11/9/2018 - Is Cindy Gruden Worth More Than The 7th-Round Pick Jon Gruden Traded Her For?
11/9/2018 - Astronomers Confirm Moon Will Have Dozens Of New Phases In 2019
11/9/2018 - He Was The Darling Of The Festival Circuit. He Dominated Awards Season. He Had One Of The Biggest Production Companies In The World. Why One Man Decided To Walk Away From It All
11/9/2018 - Trump Says He Hopes To Work With Democrats On Infrastructure, Drug Pricing
11/8/2018 - Mueller Annoyed By Dipshit Protestors Holding Up Traffic During Commute
11/8/2018 - Chris Collins Thanks Supporters With Can't-Miss Tip On Biotech Stock
11/8/2018 - Red Sox Take Out Full-Page Ad In ‘New York Times’ Reminding City They Won World Series
11/8/2018 - Jeff Sessions Forced Out As Attorney General
11/8/2018 - Department Of Interior Reopens National Parks After Filling In All Canyons Posing Hazardous Fall Risk To Visitors
11/8/2018 - ‘Sir, You Stated You Wanted To Modernize The Grinch For Today’s Audience,’ Says New CNN Entertainment Reporter Jim Acosta
11/8/2018 - Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
11/8/2018 - Frustrated Nursing Student Unable To Draw Blood Without Draining Entire Body
11/8/2018 - Mueller Wondering Why There All This Drama Over Trump’s Unpaid Parking Violations
11/8/2018 - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Denies Doctoring Footage Showing Jim Acosta In Clown Makeup Blowing Up Gotham Hospital
11/8/2018 - Benefits Of Keeping A Journal
11/8/2018 - Dunkin’ Donuts Unveils New Seasonal Rotting Jack-O’-Lantern Latte For End Of Fall
11/8/2018 - Uber Driver Wants You To Know That Lots Of Mexicans Live In This Neighborhood
11/8/2018 - Sick Parent Offers Man Perfect Excuse To Move Back Home And Give Up Dreams
11/8/2018 - Idris Elba Named Sexiest Man Alive
11/8/2018 - ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
11/7/2018 - Sessions: ‘I Am Proud To Have Served White America’
11/7/2018 - Beto Voter Struggling To Refocus Her Sexual Fantasies On Ted Cruz
11/7/2018 - Pistachio-Eating Man Achieves ‘Flow’ State
11/7/2018 - Democrats Win House
11/7/2018 - Nonprofit Places Burnouts In Jobs You Can Do Blitzed Out Of Your Mind
11/7/2018 - Key Takeaways From The 2018 Midterms
11/7/2018 - Upcoming ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Expansion Allows Players To Experience Story From Horse’s Perspective
11/7/2018 - Report: More Prisons Now Encouraging Inmates To Explore Their Creativity By Designing Own Method Of Execution
11/7/2018 - Trump Unveils Reelection Campaign Plan To Drive Bus Into Crowds Across Country
11/7/2018 - Kushner Assures Worried Ivanka They’d Definitely Be Last Jews To Go
11/7/2018 - Report Finds J. Geils Band’s ‘Centerfold’ Will Outlast You And All That You Create In This Life
11/7/2018 - Bored J.B. Pritzker Brainstorming New Hobbies To Blow Money On After Winning Election
11/7/2018 - Report: Wealth Of America’s 3 Richest Families Grew By 6,000% Since 1982
11/7/2018 - More Elderly Americans Keeping Active By Maintaining Control Of Senate
11/6/2018 - Increasingly Paranoid Campbell’s Begins Stockpiling All Its Soup To Prepare For Doomsday
11/6/2018 - Georgia Election Worker Assures Black Man Ballot Scanner Supposed To Sound Like Shredder
11/6/2018 - Poll: 43% Of Americans Believe #MeToo Has Gone Too Far
11/6/2018 - Man Confused By Obscure Down-Ballot Measure About Deciding Who His Senator Should Be
11/6/2018 - Uber Offering Discounted Wages For Election Day
11/6/2018 - Pros And Cons Of Compulsory Voting
11/6/2018 - North Carolina Voter In Heavily Gerrymandered District Somehow Voting For Montana Senate, Mayor Of Phoenix
11/6/2018 - Americans Head To The Polls
11/6/2018 - Review: ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Delivers With A Beautifully Rendered World, But Stumbles As An Immersive Experience Due To Its Smooth Jazz Soundtrack
11/6/2018 - Libertarian Candidate Worried After Latest Poll Shows Him 98 Points Behind
11/6/2018 - Nevada Secretary Of State Unveils New ‘I Voted’ Pasties
11/6/2018 - Americans Demand Their Voices Be Heard And Also Some Kind Of Dessert You Get After Breakfast
11/6/2018 - Screen Time By The Numbers
11/6/2018 - Trump Boys Proud After Mailing In Hand-Drawn Republican Ballots To North Pole
11/6/2018 - Man Wishes There Were Some Kind Of Pre-Midterm Race Where Voters Could Select Better Candidates
11/6/2018 - Polling Place In Predominantly Black Neighborhood Clearly Brick Wall With Door Painted On
11/6/2018 - Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 6, 2018
11/5/2018 - Humanity Has Wiped Out 60% Of World's Animals Since 1970
11/5/2018 - ‘Gladiator’ Sequel In The Works
11/5/2018 - Nation Begs For Midterms To Be Pushed Back To Delay Start Of 2020 Presidential Campaigns
11/5/2018 - United States Sends Laos Bill For 80 Million Undetonated Bombs Still Left In Country From Vietnam War
11/5/2018 - There No Way TV Character Could Actually Afford Big ‘New York City’ Coffee Mug
11/5/2018 - Report: More Women Choosing To Freeze Their Eggs Until Age When Sudden, Unexplained Mass Infertility Places Society On Verge Of Collapse
11/5/2018 - The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 5, 2018
11/3/2018 - Democrats Express Certainty They Will Retake The House
11/2/2018 - Conservative Floridian Enjoys Living Under Sharia Law More Than He Thought He Would
11/2/2018 - High School History Textbook Concludes With Little Blurb About Last 40 Years
11/2/2018 - Ben And Jerry’s Releases Donald Trump Resistance-Inspired Flavor
11/2/2018 - ‘Once They Put Me On Cheeses, I Will Finally Be Happy,’ Says Costco Employee Handing Out Free Vienna Sausage Samples
11/2/2018 - New Study Finds Reading Comprehension Down Amongst Dumb Fucks Perusing This Headline
11/2/2018 - New Trump Campaign Ad Claims That Illegal Immigrants Currently Murdering You With Knife
11/2/2018 - Wealthy Americans Assure Populace That Heavily Armed Floating City Being Built Above Nation Has Nothing To Do With Anything
11/2/2018 - White House Concerned Ryan Zinke Made Land Deal Without Giving Cut To Trump
11/2/2018 - Midterms 2018: Key Senate Races To Watch
11/2/2018 - Doctor Advises Man With Healthy Blood Pressure To Really Fucking Let It Rip
11/2/2018 - The Nation’s Most Picturesque Landscapers
11/2/2018 - Angela Merkel To Step Down In 2021
11/1/2018 - How To Increase Voter Turnout
11/1/2018 - Exorcise Your Right
11/1/2018 - Child Venture Capitalist Invests $2.50 In Friend’s Slug-Eating Enterprise
11/1/2018 - Brian Kemp Campaign Energized After Seeing Early Voter Suppression Numbers
11/1/2018 - FiveThirtyEight Staff Finds Hundreds Of Nate Silvers Representing Every Voting Demographic In America After Disastrous Aggregator Explosion
11/1/2018 - 5 Things To Know About Steve King
11/1/2018 - HR Director Doesn’t Know What It Is About Her That Makes People Want To Unload All Their Problems
11/1/2018 - Poll Finds 2018 Midterms Resting On Critical Swing Group Of People Who Showed Up Looking For Community Center Pottery Class
11/1/2018 - Jesus Announces Plans To Return Once The Dow Clears 27,000
11/1/2018 - Original Voice Of NBA Buzzer Passes Away
11/1/2018 - The Latest From Hank And The Morning Sweat
11/1/2018 - Girlfriend Really Has Mind Of Its Own Today
11/1/2018 - Boston Gangster Whitey Bulger Killed In West Virginia Prison