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2022 August
8/31/2022 - Missouri School District Reinstates Paddling To Punish Students
8/31/2022 - Study: House Appraisals 40% Lower When Haunted By Black Ghosts
8/31/2022 - Uber App Now Allowing Passengers To Rate Driver’s Ethnicity
8/31/2022 - A Look At The Class Of 2026
8/31/2022 - Dinner Party Guests Make Awkward Small Talk About Host Being Murdered By Someone In This Very Room
8/31/2022 - Inmate Regrets Wearing Shorts To Execution After Feeling Thighs Stick To Electric Chair
8/31/2022 - Everything You Need To Know About Amazon’s ‘The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power’
8/31/2022 - Solar Power Investment Skyrockets Upon Discovery Of Massive Underground Deposit Of Sunlight
8/31/2022 - Guy On Nextdoor Asks Neighbors If They Interested In Joining Militia
8/31/2022 - New Prevention Campaign Urges Public To Look Out For Early Signs Of Being Cut In Half By Samurai
8/31/2022 - Tigers Center Fielder Crashes Into Outfield Wall Just To Feel Something
8/31/2022 - New York Stores Now Banning Sale Of Whipped Cream Canisters To People Under 21
8/31/2022 - Golf Course Groundskeeper Leaves Triangle Of Longer Grass Above Hole
8/30/2022 - New Poll Reveals Smoking Marijuana More Popular Than Tobacco
8/30/2022 - Noam Chomsky Finally Earns His GED
8/30/2022 - Study: Majority Of Red States Not Walkable Enough To Accommodate Riots In The Streets
8/30/2022 - NASA Delays Artemis Launch After Rocket Gets Scared
8/30/2022 - Fraternity Pledges Describe Their Worst Hazing Experience
8/30/2022 - More MLB Teams Trying To Attract Younger Audience With Free Prostate Exam Day
8/30/2022 - Casting Director Can Tell That Child Actor Doesn’t Have The Abusive Parents It Takes To Make It In Entertainment
8/30/2022 - Parents Explain Why They Do Not Allow Their Children To Play Football
8/30/2022 - Teen Boy Entering That Awkward Phase Where He A Fucking Pervert
8/30/2022 - Annoying Boyfriend Always Leaves Toilet Seat Ripped Off, Flung Across Bathroom
8/30/2022 - Study: Psilocybin Mushrooms May Help Heavy Drinkers Quit
8/30/2022 - New Google Privacy Settings Allows Users To Choose If Sundar Pichai Can Sleep Under Bed
8/29/2022 - Long Covid Keeping 2 To 4 million Americans Out Of Workforce, Report Says
8/29/2022 - Things All Men Who Are Buried Alive Say On Hinge
8/29/2022 - Gigantic L.A. Police Robot Rises From Ocean To Chase Homeless Child From Park
8/29/2022 - God Still Waiting For Humans To Discover Easter Egg Feature Hidden In Cows
8/29/2022 - BabyBjörn Introduces New Concealed Carry Ankle Infant Holster
8/29/2022 - School District Waives Sex-Ed Curriculum For Students Who Look Like They Know What’s Up
8/29/2022 - Surgeon Tying Patient’s Tubes Salts And Curses Uterus For Good Measure
8/29/2022 - Americans Explain Why They Oppose Canceling Student Debt
8/29/2022 - Coffee Table Coasters Used Exclusively To Cover Up Existing Water Rings
8/29/2022 - Drought Reveals 113 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Tracks In Texas
8/29/2022 - Critics Praise Film For Fresh Commentary On Kevin Hart And Dwayne Johnson’s Contrasting Size
8/26/2022 - California To Ban Sale Of New Gasoline Cars By 2035
8/26/2022 - Astronomers: ‘We Told You This Was Your Best Chance To See The Perseid Meteor Shower—We Fucking Told You—And You Squandered It’
8/26/2022 - Twin Fact: Did You Know?
8/26/2022 - Rural Resident Has To Travel More Than 2 Miles To Hear Nearest Neighbors Have Sex
8/26/2022 - Trump Claims Seized Classified Documents Had Been In His Family For Generations
8/26/2022 - Bloody Janet Yellen Drags U.S. Treasury Funds Through Arizona Desert After Money Supply Handoff Goes South
8/26/2022 - LeBron James Declares Re-Signing With Lakers Gives Him Best Chance To Miss Playoffs
8/26/2022 - Texans React To School Book Bans
8/26/2022 - Chet Holmgren Assures Fans He’ll Be Back And Perfectly Healthy For 9 Games Next Year
8/26/2022 - The Onion Guide To BeReal
8/26/2022 - Aunt’s Head Snaps Clean Off Under Weight Of Chunky Statement Necklace
8/26/2022 - Japan’s Tax Agency Encouraging Young Population To Drink More Alcohol
8/26/2022 - ‘When Did I Eat Asparagus?’ Thinks Man Excreting Whole Asparagus Stalk From Urethra
8/25/2022 - Biden Canceling $10,000 In Student Loan Debt For Borrowers Making Less Than $125,000
8/25/2022 - Is Fentanyl As Deadly As It Seems? The Death Of Our Intern Whose Coffee We Laced Suggests Yes, It Is
8/25/2022 - Iowa Art Students Spend Class Sculpting Butter With Live Cow Model
8/25/2022 - Durant And Kyrie Agree To Be Teammates So Long As They’re Never In Same Room Together
8/25/2022 - Biden Unveils Student Loan Forgiveness Plan Requiring Taxpayers To Be Dragged Into Street And Killed Like Dogs
8/25/2022 - Kamala Harris Quietly Steps Into Frame Behind Biden During Student Debt Cancellation Announcement
8/25/2022 - Rumors Swirl About LeBron James’ Future After He Deletes All Pictures Of Basketballs From Instagram
8/25/2022 - Iceberg Reacts To Video Of The Sun
8/25/2022 - Hero Conservationist Convinces Suicidal Galapagos Penguin To Put Down Gun
8/25/2022 - Americans Defend The Police’s Use Of Excessive Force
8/25/2022 - Russia Offering Hero’s Medal And $16,000 To Women Who Have 10 Kids
8/24/2022 - Kryptonite Introduces New 15-Ton Bike Anchor
8/24/2022 - Drying Danube River Reveals Thriving Underwater Society Of Nazis
8/24/2022 - Michigan Jury Convicts 2 Men Of Conspiring To Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer
8/24/2022 - Should Animals Have More Eyes?
8/24/2022 - Dr. Fauci To Step Down: A Career Retrospective
8/24/2022 - New Humane Bug Spray Makes Insects Cum So Hard They Die
8/24/2022 - Teachers Reveal Why They Are Quitting Their Jobs
8/24/2022 - Report: This Article Has Been Edited For Content And Formatted To Fit Your Screen
8/24/2022 - Scientists Plan To Resurrect Extinct Tasmanian Tiger
8/24/2022 - Big Ben Undergoes Routine Cleaning To Remove Hapless Tourists Dangling From Minute Hand
8/24/2022 - Towel-Clad Firefighters Race To Scene Straight From Shower
8/24/2022 - Tearful Norwegian Teen Bids Goodbye To Parents Before Leaving For National Service In Black-Metal Band
8/23/2022 - Colleagues Give Dr. Fauci Rubella As Retirement Gift
8/23/2022 - Fauci To Step Down In December
8/23/2022 - Medical Student Totally Blanks On How To Solemnly Close Dead Patient’s Eyelids
8/23/2022 - Gut Reaction
8/23/2022 - How Did You Know He Was Cheating?
8/23/2022 - Americans Explain Why The Minimum Wage Should Not Be Raised
8/23/2022 - Landlord Informs Tenants Of Upcoming Improvements To His Lake House
8/23/2022 - Sacklers Ask Friend For Hookup To Buy Pharmaceutical Company From
8/23/2022 - Mom Compliments Foreigner On How Cheap Everything Is In Their Country
8/23/2022 - Dennis Rodman Plans Trip To Russia To Seek Brittney Griner’s Release
8/22/2022 - Massachusetts Student Receives Violation For Wearing Hijab
8/22/2022 - Dream Fact: Did You Know?
8/22/2022 - Generous Airbnb Host Offers Guests Copy Of Hidden Camera Footage To Commemorate Visit
8/22/2022 - Pennsylvanians Explain Why They Are Voting For Dr. Oz
8/22/2022 - Report Finds It Impossible To Save Money
8/22/2022 - Study Finds Even ‘Limited’ Nuclear War Would Kill Billions
8/22/2022 - Vitamin C And The Nutrient Gang Make Surprise Appearance In Area Man’s Breakfast
8/22/2022 - Jordan Peterson Comforted By Knowledge His Fanbase 95% Female
8/22/2022 - Raytheon Unveils Deadlier Poison-Tipped Ballistic Missile
8/19/2022 - Short Pallbearer Hanging On For Dear Life
8/19/2022 - Florida Court Rules Teen ‘Not Mature Enough’ To Have Abortion
8/19/2022 - Mark Zuckerberg Worried His Metaverse Avatar Doesn’t Fully Capture How Inhuman He Looks
8/19/2022 - How To Make Slow-Cooked Russet Potatoes That Fall Right Off The Bone
8/19/2022 - Ukraine Completes Successful Takeover Of Russia
8/19/2022 - Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books
8/19/2022 - Conservatives Explain Why They Do Not Trust The FBI
8/19/2022 - Underwhelming Fantasy Novel Starts With Map Of Ohio
8/19/2022 - Determined Lab Researcher Not Giving Up On Finding Something That Can Be Cured By Drinking Own Urine
8/19/2022 - Study Finds Humans First Crossed To New World Using Land Bridge Of Previously Drowned Humans
8/19/2022 - CDC Director: ‘At Least We’re Not Fucking FEMA, Okay?’
8/19/2022 - Liz Cheney Loses Primary To Trump-Backed Opponent
8/18/2022 - Biden Signs Inflation Reduction Act Into Law
8/18/2022 - Andy Reid Criticizes Soldier Field’s Eating Conditions
8/18/2022 - American Masculinity Faces Existential Threat After Man Asked To Be Nicer Sometimes
8/18/2022 - Tree That Killed Driver Sentenced To Execution By Chainsaw
8/18/2022 - Inspiring Woman Becomes Professional Surfer Despite Shark Biting Head Off
8/18/2022 - Boyfriend Not Sure If He Expected To Leave Party Just Because Girlfriend Heading Out In Ambulance
8/18/2022 - Serena Williams Looks Back On Her Career Highlights
8/18/2022 - Concerned Mother Pores Over Troubled Son’s Journal For Anything That Could Implicate Her
8/18/2022 - Reflection Looks Way Drunker Than Woman Anticipated
8/18/2022 - Post-Roe Abortion Laws In Every State
8/18/2022 - Man Rescued From Tunnel In Rome After Alleged Attempted Bank Heist
8/18/2022 - U.S. Condemns Myanmar For Not Making Activist Executions Look Like Accidents
8/18/2022 - Police Officer Keeps Post-It Note Over Body Cam For Privacy
8/18/2022 - Young People: Are They Trying To Replace Old People?
8/17/2022 - Academy Apologizes To Sacheen Littlefeather For 1973 Oscars Incident
8/17/2022 - If Your Kink Is Baseballs, Here You Go
8/17/2022 - What’s In The Inflation Reduction Act?
8/17/2022 - Smirnoff Unveils New Vodka Infused With Agricultural Runoff
8/17/2022 - Monsanto Executive Threatens To Detonate Every Corncob In Nation Unless Demands Met
8/17/2022 - Conservatives Explain Why They Are Preparing For A Civil War
8/17/2022 - Man Feeling Ancient After Realizing He Older Than Everyone In Little League World Series
8/17/2022 - Wirecutter Unveils Recommendations For Best Electric Chairs
8/17/2022 - Every Man Leering At Little League World Series Claiming To Be Scout
8/17/2022 - Overzealous Fly Not Even Waiting For Shit To Drop From Dog’s Asshole
8/17/2022 - Nearly Half Of All Teens Say They Use Internet ‘Almost Constantly,’ Survey Finds
8/16/2022 - Study: Risk Of Catastrophic Megafloods In California Have Doubled
8/16/2022 - Dick Cheney Launches Last-Minute Invasion Of Wyoming To Bolster Daughter’s Reelection
8/16/2022 - Men Reveal Why They’ve Decided To Get Vasectomies
8/16/2022 - Unambitious Psychopath Still Only Killing Small Animals
8/16/2022 - History Fact: Did You Know?
8/16/2022 - Report: Nothing Beats Seeing Yankees Lose At Home
8/16/2022 - Department Of Transportation Allocates $2 Billion To Finally Make Nation Look All Futuristic And Shit
8/16/2022 - Lifeguard Kicks Feet Up On Ottoman Tower
8/16/2022 - Report: Your Tax Dollars Went To Raytheon Trying To Invent An Exploding Knife
8/16/2022 - Customer Listens Silently As Barber Describes All Of The Actresses He’d Have Sex With
8/16/2022 - Florida Police Order Beachgoers To Stop Interrupting Manatees Having Sex
8/16/2022 - Americans Explain Why They Support The Death Penalty
8/16/2022 - Study Finds You Should Talk More, People Want To Hear What You Think
8/15/2022 - Louisiana Local Snaps Cajun Fry In Half To Suck Out Potato
8/15/2022 - FBI Search Warrant Shows Trump Suspected Of Violating Espionage Act
8/15/2022 - City’s Primary Investment In Community Comes Through Police Department’s Wrongful Death Settlements
8/15/2022 - Man Realizes Parents Only Pushed Him Hard To Make Him Insecure For Rest Of Life
8/15/2022 - Sand Trap
8/15/2022 - Climate Bill Allocates $3 Billion To Paint Snowy Peaks Onto Mountains
8/15/2022 - Conservatives Question Why FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago While Dick Dastardly Remains Free
8/15/2022 - Report: Not Protecting Children Very Well Saved U.S. $5 Trillion Over Last Decade
8/15/2022 - Everything The FBI Seized During The Raid At Mar-A-Lago
8/15/2022 - New Texas Law Requires Gun Buyers To Show Proof Of Mental Illness
8/15/2022 - Study Finds Spiders Sleep In Way Similar To Humans
8/13/2022 - NASCAR Driver Dies After Being Left In Hot Racecar
8/12/2022 - Armed Man Tries To Breach FBI Office In Cincinnati
8/12/2022 - Tree Picks Fight With Wrong Alcoholic
8/12/2022 - ‘We Have No Plans To Scrap
The Flash
At This Time,’ Says Bruised, Trembling Warner Bros. CEO
8/12/2022 - FBI Sent Itemized Bill For 12-Hour Stay At Mar-A-Lago
8/12/2022 - This Elon Musk Deepfake Cannot Be Real
8/12/2022 - Americans Explain Why They Want Trump To Run Again
8/12/2022 - Doctor Not Sure How To Break News To Patient That He Born In America
8/12/2022 - Startling Evidence Finds Pentagon Failed To Stop Pakistani Wedding Despite Prior Knowledge
8/12/2022 - Department Of Transportation Reduces Commute Times By Adding Highway Nitro Strips
8/12/2022 - Hungover Astronaut Wakes Up In Bed With No Idea How He Made It Back To Earth
8/12/2022 - New Study Finds Women Can Have 3 Types Of Orgasms
8/11/2022 - Landmark Climate Bill Incinerated By Historic Heatwave Before Biden Can Sign It
8/11/2022 - Nickelodeon Offers To Buy TV Rights To Jennette McCurdy’s New Memoir
8/11/2022 - Trump Invokes 5th Amendment In N.Y. Civil Probe Of His Business Dealings
8/11/2022 - ‘Mamma Mia!’ ‘Buongiorno!’ ‘Buca Di Beppo’: Cubans Respond To The Casting Of James Franco As Fidel Castro
8/11/2022 - FBI Turns Over Mar-A-Lago Documents To Dork Agent Who Loves Reading
8/11/2022 - Everything You Need To Know About 'Game Of Thrones: House Of Targaryen'
8/11/2022 - EPA Closes Down After Running Out Of Salvageable Environment To Protect
8/11/2022 - How Wildfires Work
8/11/2022 - Chicago Defends Relocating Polluting Factory To Black Family’s Kitchen
8/11/2022 - Leonardo DiCaprio Asks Endangered Seal To Sign NDA
8/11/2022 - Vomit-Covered Man Who Shit His Pants Hopes He Didn’t Blow First Date
8/11/2022 - Photographic Evidence Reveals Trump Attempted To Flush White House Down Toilet
8/11/2022 - CEOs Warn Against The Dangers Of Artificial Intelligence
8/11/2022 - Massive Sinkhole Opens Up In Chile
8/10/2022 - Facebook Gave Private Messages To Police In Teen’s Abortion Case
8/10/2022 - SNAP Recipients Now Required To Prove Need By Eating All Their Groceries On Spot
8/10/2022 - Prison Charges Inmate $1 Per Minute For Time With Photo Of Family
8/10/2022 - Things Robbers Always Look For When Casing A House
8/10/2022 - Man Takes Nice Morning Drive Through Neighbors
8/10/2022 - Conservatives React To The Mar-A-Lago Raid
8/10/2022 - Astronaut Clearly Only Selected For Mission Because He’s Related To Moon
8/10/2022 - New ‘BroSludge’ Company Markets Orange Guck For Men
8/10/2022 - Scientist Admits ‘Space Telescope Image’ Actually Slice Of Chorizo
8/10/2022 - Woman Not Attractive Enough To Look Good Wet
8/9/2022 - Trump Boys Thrilled FBI Seized Documents, Leaving Dozens Of Empty Boxes To Play In
8/9/2022 - Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson Break Up
8/9/2022 - Relieved Trump Thought Mar-A-Lago Raid Was About All The Bodies
8/9/2022 - Serena Williams Announces Retirement From Tennis To Focus On Dominating Field Of Motherhood
8/9/2022 - Kim Kardashian Vows To Never Forget Incredible Publicity She Shared With Pete
8/9/2022 - Parent Fact: Did You Know?
8/9/2022 - Republican Senators Explain Why They Opposed The Climate Bill
8/9/2022 - Man On Deathbed Wishes He Spent More Time Going To TheOnion.com
8/9/2022 - Intimacy Coordinator Hired For Set Of ‘Hard Knocks’ To Ensure Safe Environment For Tackling
8/9/2022 - Diner Menu Suggests They’re Open To Trying Anything Customer Wants To Do To An Egg
8/9/2022 - Great Britain Returns Looted Stonehenge Back To India
8/9/2022 - U.S. Developing Tactical Bra For Female Soldiers
8/9/2022 - Philadelphia Becomes First City To Be 100% Parking Spots
8/9/2022 - New Public Safety Campaign Dissuades Mass Shooters With Reminder That They’re Kind Of An Obvious Choice Now
8/8/2022 - Study Suggests Eating Jarlsberg Cheese Daily May Help Stave Off Osteoporosis
8/8/2022 - Finest Feline Reporting: The Onion’s Most Consequential Cat Journalism
8/8/2022 - Statue Reacts To Chicken Reacting To Fried Chicken Tutorial
8/8/2022 - Georgia Allowing ‘Unborn Children’ To Be Claimed As Dependents On State Taxes
8/8/2022 - Americans Explain Why They Refuse To Return To The Office
8/8/2022 - Police Did Great Job, Police Say
8/8/2022 - LeBron James Living Vicariously Through His Son Not Being A Once-In-A-Generation Talent
8/8/2022 - Mom Chimes In To Baseball Game To Say Player Cheated On Wife
8/8/2022 - Study Finds Fewer Millennials Choosing To Become Good Parents
8/8/2022 - Grandpa Now More Open-Minded About Immigrants From Poland In 1890s
8/8/2022 - Man Choosing To See Breakup As Opportunity To Beg Girlfriend To Take Him Back
8/8/2022 - Pros And Cons Of A Cashless Society
8/5/2022 - Lollapalooza Security Guard Accused Of Faking Shooting Threat To Leave Work Early
8/5/2022 - Strong Jobs Report Underscores Just How Much Of A Loser Unemployed Man Is
8/5/2022 - Police Did Great Job, Police Say
8/5/2022 - HHS Declares You Can’t Let Monkeypox Hold You Back If You Have Chance To Get Laid
8/5/2022 - Drunk Partygoer Falls Off Roof Attempting To Jump Off Roof
8/5/2022 - The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Have Fun In The Sun
8/5/2022 - Californians Explain Why They Should Secede From The Nation
8/5/2022 - Slumping Aaron Judge Fails To Hit Home Run For Entire At-Bat
8/5/2022 - Earth Spinning Faster Than Usual, Has Shortest Day Ever
8/5/2022 - Epidemiologist Blows Conch Horn After Spotting New Covid Variant Cresting Over Horizon
8/5/2022 - Navy Spends Majority Of Boot Camp Training Recruits To Fence Using Marlins
8/5/2022 - Doctors Suggest Treating Back Pain With Maybe Some Kind Of High-Tech Robot Back Thing
8/4/2022 - Biden: U.S. Won’t Rest Until Brittney Griner Returned Home To Serve Marijuana Possession Sentence
8/4/2022 - Alex Jones Concedes Sandy Hook Happened On Mars
8/4/2022 - Kansas Votes To Protect Abortion Rights In State Constitution
8/4/2022 - Pelosi Moved By China’s Spectacular Show Of Military Force Celebrating Her Visit To Asia
8/4/2022 - Kylie Jenner Criticized For Taking 12-Minute Flight On Private Endangered Whooping Crane
8/4/2022 - Chicken Reacts To Fried Chicken Tutorial
8/4/2022 - Child Not Quite Confident Enough To Pull Off ‘Be Yourself’ Shirt
8/4/2022 - Americans Explain Why They Support Going To War With China
8/4/2022 - Dakota Johnson Runs Errands In Heels And Barely There Crop Top: You Wish, Pervert, She’s Wearing An Astronaut Suit
8/4/2022 - Airbnb Removes ‘Slave Quarters’ Listing Marketed As Luxury Getaway
8/4/2022 - Single Voice Emerges From Whirlwind Of Chaos In Man’s Head To Suggest He Eat Oatmeal Raisin Cookie
8/4/2022 - Apologetic City Officials Admit Expressway Median Wasn’t Best Location For Off-Leash Dog Park
8/4/2022 - Man Thrown Out Of Club For Touching Stripper’s Heart
8/3/2022 - CDC: ‘Definitely Too Hot Out To Wear A Condom’
8/3/2022 - Nancy Pelosi Arrives In Taiwan Despite China’s Warnings
8/3/2022 - Men Reveal Why They’ve Decided To Get Vasectomies
8/3/2022 - ‘And I Want Your Tie Too,’ Says Sinema, Giving Biden Conditions Of Her Support For Bill
8/3/2022 - Friends Make Pact To Get Married If They’re Both Still Ugly When They’re 40
8/3/2022 - Passenger Fined $1,874 After 2 Undeclared McMuffins Found In Luggage
8/3/2022 - Desperate Biden Announces Halloween Will Now Happen Every Month
8/3/2022 - Uber App Now Allowing Passengers To Rate Driver’s Ethnicity
8/3/2022 - Frustrated Fire Truck Driver Takes Another Spin Around Block After Only Open Spot In Front Of Fire Hydrant
8/3/2022 - ATV Driver Goes Off-Cliffing
8/2/2022 - Trump Accused Of Burying Ex-Wife Ivana At Golf Club For Tax Breaks
8/2/2022 - What To Know About Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip
8/2/2022 - Rideshare Drivers Describe Their Worst Experience With A Customer
8/2/2022 - Nancy Pelosi Assures China Taiwan Visit Part Of Bachelorette Party She Didn’t Plan
8/2/2022 - Rest In Peace To
The Onion
’s Longtime Fashion Contributor And Architect Of 9/11, Ayman Al-Zawahiri
8/2/2022 - Mitch McConnell Requests 50 Million Additional Gallons Of Floodwater For Kentucky Flood Victims
8/2/2022 - Report Finds Damn, Al-Qaeda Has A Lot Of Guys
8/2/2022 - Biggest Revelations From Josh Hawley’s New Book ‘Manhood’
8/2/2022 - House Passes Bill Banning Ownership Of Tigers, Lions
8/2/2022 - Woman Remains Humble Despite Recently Coming Into Quite A Bit Of Pasta
8/2/2022 - Refreshingly Frank Therapist Suggests Shooting President
8/2/2022 - Woman At That Age Where All Her Friends Getting Prosecuted For Losing Pregnancies
8/2/2022 - Estonia Announces Interest In Assuming America’s Role As Global Superpower
8/2/2022 - Swarm Of Locusts Wishes People Would Stop Assuming They’re Sent To Bring God’s Wrath
8/1/2022 - Michigan Supreme Court Bans LGBTQ+ Discrimination
8/1/2022 - McConnell Reclaims Senate Majority After Convincing Dianne Feinstein She’s Always Been Republican
8/1/2022 - Skin Fact: Did You Know?
8/1/2022 - Shipwreck That May Have Inspired ‘The Goonies’ Discovered Off Oregon Coast
8/1/2022 - Parents Explain Why They Are Not Vaccinating Their Children Against Covid-19
8/1/2022 - Reasonable BTS Fan Only Sends Death Threats In Defense Of J-Hope
8/1/2022 - Research Suggests Most Americans One Explosion Away From Disaster
8/1/2022 - Police Experimenting With Nonlethal Methods To Give Speeding Ticket
8/1/2022 - White Coworkers Astonished That Black Woman’s Hair Could Miraculously Grow So Long Over Weekend
8/1/2022 - Bored Elderly Man Thinking Of Taking Up Hobble