Sleazy Health Insurance Covers Any Doctor's Visit They Can Watch

CHICAGO—Offering low annual deductibles and negotiable premiums for college students and redheads, officials from sleazy medical insurer Vance's Health Plan announced Tuesday they would begin covering any routine check-up or medical procedure they can sit silently and watch. "VHP offer a range of choices to meet the needs of individuals, couples, two women, two men, a pair of ebon beauties, and families," president and CEO Vance Shelton said. "Even if you have a preexisting obesity condition, you can still receive full coverage. We got a guy who's into that." According to promotional brochures, the plan will also cover any generic medications that will make you loosen up and slip into this.

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