A new smartphone app called Drunk Message Blocker prevents inebriated users from posting messages to Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, and other social networks by allowing them to input, prior to drinking, how many hours they plan to be drunk and then cutting off all their access during that time. What do you think?
“Ah, finally, we’re addressing the real problem with severe drinking.”
Judy Bessler • Restaurant Comparer
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“This could come in handy for nights when I want to get blackout drunk, but want to be responsible about it.”
Michael Humiston • Teaching Assistant
“Planning ahead is the defining trait of heavy drinkers.”
Paul Maravilla • Twist Tie Sorter