Studies show that many children do not wake up for smoke alarms, a special concern over the holidays. What do you think?

"Kids are so spoiled. In my day, if we ignored the fire alarm, we burned to death!"

Ted Hart • Gift Wrapper


"My wife and I believe it's more dependable to stand on the lawn and scream 'My baby is still up there!'"

Andy Toomin • Carpet Layer

"That reminds me. I think the batteries for that thing are in the flashlight right now."

Sally Carmichael • Genealogist