A report from the Centers for Disease Control showed that fewer Americans are smoking, and that those who do smoke are smoking less. What do you think?
“Then doesn’t the law of supply and demand say I shouldn’t still be paying $7 for a goddamn pack of Camels?”
Craig Mott • Ticketer
"Now that you mention it, I have been receiving fewer invitations to cigarette parties."
Randy Cribbins • Lubrication-Machine Tender
"This seems pretty selfish of the ladies. How are we going to find the next husky-voiced temptress of stage and screen if we don’t have a robust pool to choose from?"
Caitlin Duncan • Unemployed