Sony Demands That Spider-Man Be Straight, White

According to newly released documents from the ongoing Sony leak, a legal agreement between Sony Pictures and Marvel Entertainment declares that in all movies, the character Spider-Man must be white and straight. What do you think?

“It’s important to get your systemic underrepresentation of minorities in writing.”

Gregory O’Brien • Door Installer


“Just as the Book of Leviticus commands.”

Flora Hopkins • Etsy Designer

“The second-in-command at the ‘Daily Bugle’ can still be black, though, right?”

Randy Haith • Systems Analyst