Scientists have determined that a unique series of radio wave bursts detected since 2007 are coming from a dwarf galaxy 3 billion light years away, though the waves are not likely to signal alien activity. What do you think?

β€œTell them to knock it off!”

Dean Berry β€’ Unemployed


β€œJust to be safe, we should probably blast some radio signals toward them containing Q104.3’s Two For Tuesday lineup as a peace offering.”

Karl McCluskey β€’ Resource Funneler

β€œIt’s humbling to learn that nothing is happening billions of light years away.”

Krista Moreland β€’ Wiring Expert