Scientists have determined that a unique series of radio wave bursts detected since 2007 are coming from a dwarf galaxy 3 billion light years away, though the waves are not likely to signal alien activity. What do you think?

“Tell them to knock it off!”
Dean Berry • Unemployed

“Just to be safe, we should probably blast some radio signals toward them containing Q104.3’s Two For Tuesday lineup as a peace offering.”
Karl McCluskey • Resource Funneler
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“It’s humbling to learn that nothing is happening billions of light years away.”
Krista Moreland • Wiring Expert