Spanish Police Seize ‘Narco-Sub’ Found In Mediterranean Warehouse

Police in Málaga, Spain have seized a 30-foot, semi-submersible vessel designed to smuggle up to 2,000 kilograms of drugs, the first such “narco-submarine” found to have been made in the country. What do you think?

“So, I guess creativity is a crime now?”

Jared Folds • Hue Developer


“Oh, Jesus, they found my narco-submarine? Holy fuck. I’m so fucked.”

Heather Kassel • Freelance Homemaker

“I’m sick of all the gimmicks. Just sell me the drugs, and I’ll be on my way!”

Yoni Scriver • Brand Strategist