News In BriefNorth Dakota Constructs Billion-Dollar Stadium Just In Case Some NFL Franchise Gets DesperateBISMARCK, ND—Explaining that they wanted to be prepared on the off-chance there might be interest, North Dakota officials announced Friday that the state had finished construction on a billion-dollar stadium just in case some NFL franchise got…
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BaseballBabe Ruth Comparisons Grow After Hammered Shohei Ohtani Eats 53 Hot DogsANAHEIM, CA—With baseball experts and fans alike agreeing that a player of his abilities hadn’t been seen in the major leagues for a century, comparisons of Shohei Ohtani to the legendary Babe Ruth reportedly continued to grow Thursday after the…
FootballDeshaun Watson Rethinks Life Choices After Finding Self On BrownsCLEVELAND—In the wake of news headlines detailing yet another scandal involving the NFL quarterback, Deshaun Watson admitted to reporters Wednesday that he was seriously rethinking his life choices after finding himself on the Cleveland Browns.…
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