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Embarrassed Man Frantically Clears Search History After Googling Jets’ Playoff Chances

GALLOWAY, NJ—Cursing himself and sweating as he tried to eliminate all traces of what he’d done, embarrassed local man Chris Burnley was said to be frantically clearing his internet search history Friday after googling the New York Jets’ playoff…

Image for Draymond Green Passes Bill Laimbeer As All-Time NBA Leader In Nuts Tapped

Draymond Green Passes Bill Laimbeer As All-Time NBA Leader In Nuts Tapped

Image for Teacher Embarrassed After Student Recognizes Her Working At Second Job

Teacher Embarrassed After Student Recognizes Her Working At Second Job

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Tom Brady’s Announcing Deal Includes Incentives For Number Of Verbs Used

LOS ANGELES—Additional details released Thursday regarding Tom Brady’s 10-year, $375 million announcing deal with Fox Sports revealed the seven-time Super Bowl champion’s contract includes incentives based on the number of verbs he uses.…

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News In Brief

Image for Embarrassed Man Frantically Clears Search History After Googling Jets’ Playoff Chances

Embarrassed Man Frantically Clears Search History After Googling Jets’ Playoff Chances

Image for Professor Not Buying Student’s Bullshit About Having To Play In NCAA Tournament

Professor Not Buying Student’s Bullshit About Having To Play In NCAA Tournament

Image for Beijing Streets Overrun By Hundreds Of Stray Olympians After End Of Games

Beijing Streets Overrun By Hundreds Of Stray Olympians After End Of Games

Image for Tom Brady Spends First Day Of Retirement Studying Tape Of People To Learn How They Work

Tom Brady Spends First Day Of Retirement Studying Tape Of People To Learn How They Work

Basketball

Image for Draymond Green Passes Bill Laimbeer As All-Time NBA Leader In Nuts Tapped

Draymond Green Passes Bill Laimbeer As All-Time NBA Leader In Nuts Tapped

Image for Teacher Embarrassed After Student Recognizes Her Working At Second Job

Teacher Embarrassed After Student Recognizes Her Working At Second Job

Image for Diminished James Harden Not Flopping With Same Agility

Diminished James Harden Not Flopping With Same Agility

Image for Ben Simmons Tells Nets He Ready To Play Now

Ben Simmons Tells Nets He Ready To Play Now

Football

Image for Tom Brady’s Announcing Deal Includes Incentives For Number Of Verbs Used

Tom Brady’s Announcing Deal Includes Incentives For Number Of Verbs Used

Image for Washington Commanders Let Make-A-Wish Kid Announce Pick, Become New Team President, Take Fall For Financial Irregularities

Washington Commanders Let Make-A-Wish Kid Announce Pick, Become New Team President, Take Fall For Financial Irregularities

Image for Deshaun Watson’s Contract Includes Clause Voiding Guaranteed Money In Event Of Injury Sustained During Sexual Assault

Deshaun Watson’s Contract Includes Clause Voiding Guaranteed Money In Event Of Injury Sustained During Sexual Assault

Image for NFL Satisfies Outraged Fans With New Overtime Rule That Both Teams Win

NFL Satisfies Outraged Fans With New Overtime Rule That Both Teams Win

Baseball

Image for Yankees Attribute Offensive Slump To Terrified Hitters Closing Eyes During Swing

Yankees Attribute Offensive Slump To Terrified Hitters Closing Eyes During Swing

Image for Tee Ball Outfielder Buried Up To Chin In Ripped-Out Grass

Tee Ball Outfielder Buried Up To Chin In Ripped-Out Grass

Image for Cleveland Guardians Criticized For Stereotypical Depictions Of Art Deco Community

Cleveland Guardians Criticized For Stereotypical Depictions Of Art Deco Community

Image for MLB Owners Propose CBA That Offers Players College Credit In Lieu Of Salary

MLB Owners Propose CBA That Offers Players College Credit In Lieu Of Salary

Golf

Image for PGA Golfer Hoping To Hit The Office If Round Finishes Early

PGA Golfer Hoping To Hit The Office If Round Finishes Early

HONOLULU—Wiping the sweat from his head as he studied a baffling putt angle on the eighth green, PGA golfer Grant Fahey told reporters Friday that he was hoping to hit the office later if his round finished early. “It’s been a long week out on the…

Horse Racing

Image for Medina Spirit Trashes Trailer In Steroid-Fueled Rage After Being Told Of Second Positive Test

Medina Spirit Trashes Trailer In Steroid-Fueled Rage After Being Told Of Second Positive Test

Image for Bob Baffert Once Again Denies Doping Allegations After Medina Spirit Wins Coca-Cola 600

Bob Baffert Once Again Denies Doping Allegations After Medina Spirit Wins Coca-Cola 600

Image for Young Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness Stakes

Young Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness Stakes

News In Photos

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Brittney Griner’s Plea For Help Relegated To ESPN2

Image for Giannis Antetokounmpo Comes Out Of Nowhere To Block Shot In Nuggets-Magic Game

Giannis Antetokounmpo Comes Out Of Nowhere To Block Shot In Nuggets-Magic Game

Image for Fan Helplessly Cries Out At Television To Warn Quarterback Of Unblocked Safety Blitzing Blindside

Fan Helplessly Cries Out At Television To Warn Quarterback Of Unblocked Safety Blitzing Blindside

Image for Self-Conscious Referee Waits Until Other Official Puts Arms Up After Field Goal

Self-Conscious Referee Waits Until Other Official Puts Arms Up After Field Goal

Onion Sports Network

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Lance Armstrong's Publicity Team Playing Up The 1993 Norway Road Race Title He Still Has

Image for Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow

Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow

Image for Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"

Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"

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London Authorities Cracking Down On Dangerous "Night Olympics"

Owners Box

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Owner's Box: Bearded Robert Griffin III Spotted Living In Houseboat On Chesapeake Bay

Image for Owner's Box: Your Friend’s Death Could Leave 6-8 Quality Starters For Pick Up

Owner's Box: Your Friend’s Death Could Leave 6-8 Quality Starters For Pick Up

Image for Owner's Box: Marc Trestman Adopts Baby To Save Relationship With Bears

Owner's Box: Marc Trestman Adopts Baby To Save Relationship With Bears

Image for Owner's Box: Andrew Luck Questionable After Finding Out About Death

Owner's Box: Andrew Luck Questionable After Finding Out About Death

Slideshow

Image for Athletes Describe What It’s Like To Be Inside Beijing’s Olympic Bubble

Athletes Describe What It’s Like To Be Inside Beijing’s Olympic Bubble

Image for Worst Super Bowl Halftime Performances Of All Time

Worst Super Bowl Halftime Performances Of All Time

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Winter Olympians To Watch

Image for The Onion Looks Back On The Greatest Quarterback To Lose 3 Super Bowls

The Onion Looks Back On The Greatest Quarterback To Lose 3 Super Bowls

Sportology

Image for How Does A Hive Mind Keep A Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated?

How Does A Hive Mind Keep A Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated?

Image for Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air?

Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air?

Image for How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?

How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?

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How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time?

SportsDome

Image for Yogi Berra Honored With Nude Statue

Yogi Berra Honored With Nude Statue

Image for Legendary Stalker Of Female Athletes Retires

Legendary Stalker Of Female Athletes Retires

Image for Nation Unsure If Slumped-Over Jack Nicklaus Is Dead Or Just Napping

Nation Unsure If Slumped-Over Jack Nicklaus Is Dead Or Just Napping

Image for College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed

College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed

Sportswire

Final Chuck Knoblauch Overthrown Ball Comes To Rest In Lake Superior

Alternate Uniform Leaves No Trace Of Team’s Original Colors, Name, Sport

Eagles Sign JaMarcus Russell, Matt Leinart, Vince Young, Ryan Leaf

Strongside/Weakside

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Strongside/Weakside

Strongside/Weakside: Marcus Mariota

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Strongside/Weakside

Strongside/Weakside: Mike Tomlin

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Strongside/Weakside

Strongside/Weakside: DeShaun Watson

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Strongside/Weakside

Strongside/Weakside: Ezekiel Elliott

The Morning Sweat

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The Morning Sweat

Should Baseball Fix Its Pacing Issues By Limiting Visits To The In-Laws During Games?

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The Morning Sweat

Can Hank Finish The 14 Teams Left In His MLB Season Preview Before He Passes Out From Exhaustion?

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The Morning Sweat

Could Bryce Harper Convince Mike Trout To Follow Him To A Giant Pile Of Money?

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The Morning Sweat

Should The NFL Combine Get Rid Of The 40-Mile Dash?

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