Sports

Seahawks Offensive Lineman Confused By Complicated Scheme Requiring Him To Make Block

SEATTLE—Telling reporters that he had never seen a play drawn up like that before, Seattle Seahawks center Kyle Fuller admitted his confusion Sunday over a complicated scheme that required him to make a block. “I thought I understood what I was…

Baseball

Rob Manfred Confirms Pete Rose Remains Ineligible From DraftKings Official MLB Hall Of Fame At Cooperstown

NEW YORK—Declaring that the former player would continue to be punished for tarnishing the game of baseball by gambling, MLB commissioner Rob Manfred confirmed to reporters Thursday that Pete Rose remains ineligible for election to the DraftKings…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo Comes Out Of Nowhere To Block Shot In Nuggets-Magic Game

Football

Centrist NFL Fan Spends Sunday Rooting For Line Of Scrimmage

MADISON, NJ—Wildly celebrating after the line held its ground on a 3rd and 2, centrist NFL fan Brian Ducklo reportedly spent all day Sunday rooting for the line of scrimmage. “These radical fans on either side don’t understand that the real…

Seahawks Offensive Lineman Confused By Complicated Scheme Requiring Him To Make Block

Rob Manfred Confirms Pete Rose Remains Ineligible From DraftKings Official MLB Hall Of Fame At Cooperstown

Giannis Antetokounmpo Comes Out Of Nowhere To Block Shot In Nuggets-Magic Game

Centrist NFL Fan Spends Sunday Rooting For Line Of Scrimmage

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Seahawks Offensive Lineman Confused By Complicated Scheme Requiring Him To Make Block

Centrist NFL Fan Spends Sunday Rooting For Line Of Scrimmage

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Rob Manfred Confirms Pete Rose Remains Ineligible From DraftKings Official MLB Hall Of Fame At Cooperstown

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Giannis Antetokounmpo Comes Out Of Nowhere To Block Shot In Nuggets-Magic Game

Fan Helplessly Cries Out At Television To Warn Quarterback Of Unblocked Safety Blitzing Blindside

Self-Conscious Referee Waits Until Other Official Puts Arms Up After Field Goal

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Yogi Berra Honored With Nude Statue

Legendary Stalker Of Female Athletes Retires

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Alternate Uniform Leaves No Trace Of Team’s Original Colors, Name, Sport

Eagles Sign JaMarcus Russell, Matt Leinart, Vince Young, Ryan Leaf

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