FootballNFL Owners Announce Secret Meeting To Make Sure They Aren’t Colluding Against Lamar JacksonPHOENIX—In an effort to investigate claims that they were conspiring to suppress the market for the Baltimore Ravens quarterback, NFL owners announced Friday that they had held a secret meeting to make sure they weren’t colluding against Lamar…
BasketballLeBron James Credits Quick Injury Recovery To Crazed German Doctor Harnessing Power Of Lightning Atop Mountain PeakLOS ANGELES—Following his return to the court after missing 13 games due to a torn tendon in his right foot, Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James told reporters Thursday he credited his quick injury recovery to a crazed German doctor harnessing the…
SportsParents Waiting To See Son’s Test Scores Before Prohibiting Him From Playing FootballMARBLEHEAD, MA—Amid growing concerns about the sport’s potential effects on child brain development, local parents Jim and Angela Garza told reporters Friday that they were waiting to see their son’s test scores before prohibiting him from playing…
NBALeBron James Credits Quick Injury Recovery To Crazed German Doctor Harnessing Power Of Lightning Atop Mountain PeakLOS ANGELES—Following his return to the court after missing 13 games due to a torn tendon in his right foot, Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James told reporters Thursday he credited his quick injury recovery to a crazed German doctor harnessing the…
NFLNFL Owners Announce Secret Meeting To Make Sure They Aren’t Colluding Against Lamar JacksonPHOENIX—In an effort to investigate claims that they were conspiring to suppress the market for the Baltimore Ravens quarterback, NFL owners announced Friday that they had held a secret meeting to make sure they weren’t colluding against Lamar…
BaseballBud Selig Admits Taking Steroids Throughout CommissionershipMILWAUKEE, WI—Reflecting on the aspects of his tenure as the top executive of Major League Baseball, Bud Selig on Tuesday reportedly admitted to taking steroids throughout his commissionership. “Sure, I did some performance-enhancing drugs, but you…
GolfNew Golf Channel Show Just 30-Minute Praising Of Saudi RoyalsORLANDO, FL—As part of an increase in programming aimed toward strengthening a relationship with a key demographic, a new Golf Channel show that debuted Tuesday night is reportedly just a 30-minute praising of the Saudi royals. “I can’t say enough…
Horse RacingMedina Spirit Trashes Trailer In Steroid-Fueled Rage After Being Told Of Second Positive Test
Horse RacingBob Baffert Once Again Denies Doping Allegations After Medina Spirit Wins Coca-Cola 600CHARLOTTE, NC—Insisting that he would be cleared of all wrongdoing and is the target of a media witch hunt, embattled horse trainer Bob Baffert once again denied doping allegations Monday after his horse Medina Spirit won the Coca-Cola 600. “It’s a…
Horse RacingYoung Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness StakesBALTIMORE—Cursing herself out for ever having been so gullible, local mare Persephone couldn’t believe the stallion she slept with Friday had lied to her about being a 5-2 betting odds favorite in the Preakness Stakes. “That son of a bitch wasn’t…
