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New NFL-Military Partnership Sends First 1,000 Fans To Stand For National Anthem Off To War

TENNESSEE—Deepening the ties between the two institutions, a new partnership between the NFL and the U.S. military unveiled Saturday would send the first 1,000 fans who stand for the national anthem off to war. “The National Football League has long…

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PGA Golfer Hoping To Hit The Office If Round Finishes Early

HONOLULU—Wiping the sweat from his head as he studied a baffling putt angle on the eighth green, PGA golfer Grant Fahey told reporters Friday that he was hoping to hit the office later if his round finished early. “It’s been a long week out on the…

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Star High School Quarterback Blissfully Unaware He’ll Be Jets Starter 4 Years From Now

BEND, OR—As he excitedly slapped a teammate on the back after delivering a pinpoint 30-yard throw in practice, sources confirmed Wednesday that local star quarterback Cole Rabuck was blissfully unaware he would be the New York Jets’ starter four…

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NFL Expands Super Bowl To Include 2 Additional Teams

NEW YORK—Following up on the momentum generated by expanding both the regular season and the playoff field, the NFL announced Friday that it would be expanding this year’s Super Bowl to include two additional teams. “We think that bringing more…

New NFL-Military Partnership Sends First 1,000 Fans To Stand For National Anthem Off To War

PGA Golfer Hoping To Hit The Office If Round Finishes Early

Star High School Quarterback Blissfully Unaware He’ll Be Jets Starter 4 Years From Now

NFL Expands Super Bowl To Include 2 Additional Teams

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NFL Expands Super Bowl To Include 2 Additional Teams

Star High School Quarterback Blissfully Unaware He’ll Be Jets Starter 4 Years From Now

Somewhat Athletic Couple Gives Birth To Potential Division III Lacrosse Player

Tim Duncan Claims He Has Helped Over 20,000 Women With Sensible Retirement Planning

Lakers Fans Frustrated With Volatile Hot Dog Prices In Crypto.Com Arena

Damian Lillard Gives Trailblazers List Of 12,482 Preferred Trade Destinations

Kevin Durant Struggling To Shoot While Wearing 58 Different Jersey Variations

Frustrated James Harden Tries To Draw Foul By Planting Gun On Defender

New NFL-Military Partnership Sends First 1,000 Fans To Stand For National Anthem Off To War

Army Receives 15-Yard Penalty For Drone-Striking The Kicker

Seahawks Offensive Lineman Confused By Complicated Scheme Requiring Him To Make Block

Centrist NFL Fan Spends Sunday Rooting For Line Of Scrimmage

Disheveled Mr. Met Spends Lockout Sadly Breakdancing For Tips On 7 Train

A-Rod Slams Manny Ramirez For Lackluster Fielding During MLB Hall Of Fame Candidate Debate

Rob Manfred Confirms Pete Rose Remains Ineligible From DraftKings Official MLB Hall Of Fame At Cooperstown

Billy Eppler Takes Mets GM Job To Get Closer To Son Mr. Met

PGA Golfer Hoping To Hit The Office If Round Finishes Early

Medina Spirit Trashes Trailer In Steroid-Fueled Rage After Being Told Of Second Positive Test

Bob Baffert Once Again Denies Doping Allegations After Medina Spirit Wins Coca-Cola 600

Young Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness Stakes

Giannis Antetokounmpo Comes Out Of Nowhere To Block Shot In Nuggets-Magic Game

Fan Helplessly Cries Out At Television To Warn Quarterback Of Unblocked Safety Blitzing Blindside

Self-Conscious Referee Waits Until Other Official Puts Arms Up After Field Goal

Adam Schefter Waiting On Final Edits From NFL Before Issuing Apology

Lance Armstrong's Publicity Team Playing Up The 1993 Norway Road Race Title He Still Has

Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow

Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"

London Authorities Cracking Down On Dangerous "Night Olympics"

Owner's Box: Bearded Robert Griffin III Spotted Living In Houseboat On Chesapeake Bay

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Owner's Box: Marc Trestman Adopts Baby To Save Relationship With Bears

Owner's Box: Andrew Luck Questionable After Finding Out About Death

Pro Athletes Share Their Favorite Holiday Traditions

Top Free Agents Of The MLB Offseason

NFL Quarterbacks Share The Toughest Part Of Their Job

Most Underrated NFL Players Of All Time

How Does A Hive Mind Keep A Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated?

Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air?

How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?

How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time?

Yogi Berra Honored With Nude Statue

Legendary Stalker Of Female Athletes Retires

Nation Unsure If Slumped-Over Jack Nicklaus Is Dead Or Just Napping

College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed

Final Chuck Knoblauch Overthrown Ball Comes To Rest In Lake Superior

Alternate Uniform Leaves No Trace Of Team’s Original Colors, Name, Sport

Eagles Sign JaMarcus Russell, Matt Leinart, Vince Young, Ryan Leaf

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Should Baseball Fix Its Pacing Issues By Limiting Visits To The In-Laws During Games?

Can Hank Finish The 14 Teams Left In His MLB Season Preview Before He Passes Out From Exhaustion?

Could Bryce Harper Convince Mike Trout To Follow Him To A Giant Pile Of Money?

Should The NFL Combine Get Rid Of The 40-Mile Dash?