SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBA‘God Has A Plan For Me,’ Says Man Who Was Drafted By The Orlando MagicORLANDO, FL—Praising the Lord for the divine guidance on his journey, former Gonzaga point guard Jalen Suggs, a man…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBACharles Barkley Insists Modern Stars Would Not Score 10 Points A Game In Tougher 1400s NBAPHILADELPHIA—Decrying a “softer” game that has players wearing shoes instead of playing in bare feet on a hay court,…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBALoyal Russell Westbrook Fan Tired Of Buying New Jersey, Relocating Whole Family Every YearROCKVILLE, MD—Furrowing his brow at the cost of housing while looking at listings in the Los Angeles area, loyal…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBACade Cunningham Unmotivated After Zero Teams Pass On Him In NBA DraftBROOKLYN—Shrugging and deciding it would be nice to get some ice cream right now instead of vowing to destroy rival…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAKings Concerned About Character Issues After Multiple Prospects Lie About Being Excited To Play For SacramentoSACRAMENTO, CA—Scrambling to bring in more players for workouts, Kings scouts reportedly expressed concern Thursday…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAGiannis Criticized For Poor Footwork While Hoisting Finals MVP TrophyMILWAUKEE—Slamming his lack of technique and discipline as he celebrated the victory, Milwaukee Bucks forward…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAFriends, Family Worried Rock-Bottom Scottie Pippen Will End Up With Own ESPN Morning ShowMALIBU, CA—Expressing concern over a recent spate of social media outbursts and drunken interviews, friends and…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBARachel Nichols Insists She Would Win Finals MVP If Not For Diversity Hires On Suns, BucksLOS ANGELES—Complaining that giving people a fair chance should not erase others’ hard work, ESPN broadcaster Rachel…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBALeBron James Buys Courtside Seat At Finals To Continue Arguing Foul Call From First Round
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBASixers Fans Praise Ben Simmons For Embodying Philadelphia Spirit Of Half-Assing JobPHILADELPHIA—Claiming the Australian-born player as one of their own after a five-point performance in an…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAVacationing Steph Curry Absolutely Gnawing On SnorkelNASSAU, BAHAMAS—Wadding up half his face mask into a wet mound of plastic, vacationing scuba divers off the coast of…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBANation Begrudgingly Agrees To Learn Devin Booker’s NameWASHINGTON—Expressing frustration at the prospect of adding yet another basketball player to their collective…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBA‘Missing Something, James?’ Cackles Rockets GM Holding Harden’s Hamstring
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAReport: Easiest Path To U.S. Visa Still Signing with Dallas MavericksDALLAS—Claiming the top spot for immigrant-hopefuls for an eighth consecutive year, Amnesty International released a…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAKobe Bryant Mural Starts Ominously Scowling After Lakers First-Round Collapse
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAStephen A. Smith Blasts Anthony Davis For Refusing To Play Through Groin SurgeryNEW YORK—Insisting the star forward’s absence was the biggest factor in the Lakers’ first-round elimination, Stephen…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBARon Artest Lands Consulting Role Teaching NBA Players How To Defend Selves From Rowdy FansLOS ANGELES—Responding to a wave of violence and harassment, the NBA brought in Ron Artest Thursday to act as a…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBATrae Young Silences MSG Crowd To Tell Spike Lee ‘School Daze’ Had Too Many PlotlinesNEW YORK—His voice echoing through the stands as he pointed at the legendary director, Hawks guard Trae Young…
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAJordan’s Game-Used Tongue Sold For $1.38 Million At AuctionDURHAM, NC—Scooped up after a bidding war by a die-hard fan who intends to display it in his private residence,…