SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLAaron Rodgers Mentions He’s Only Heard Great Conspiracy Theories About New York
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLAaron Rodgers Reflects On Life Choices After Jets Emerge As Only Potential Suitor
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNew NFL Combine Drill Tests Player’s Ability To Half-Ass Taping Of Local Sandwich Shop CommercialINDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to gain a fuller picture of prospective players and ensure they would be good fits for the…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFL‘I Hope Joe Burrow Takes A Team-Friendly Deal,’ Says Fan Who Will Be Laid Off Without SeveranceWOOSTER, OH—With the Cincinnati Bengals quarterback’s future uncertain going into the final year of his contract,…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLBaltimore Ravens Top ESPN’s Way-Too-Late 2012 NFL Power RankingsBRISTOL, CT—ESPN reportedly encouraged their readers to debate a new list the site published Wednesday, declaring…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNick Sirianni Shows Why Andy Reid Was Right To Drop His Ass As Chiefs Wide Receivers Coach In 2012
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLChiefs Second Super Bowl Win Proves Anything Possible If You Don’t Trade Up To Draft Mitch Trubisky
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLReport: This Last Time Chiefs Super Bowl Victory Will Be EnjoyableGLENDALE, AZ—A report published immediately following the Kansas City Chiefs’ win over the Philadelphia Eagles in…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLChiefs Medical Staff Help Critically Hungry Andy Reid Into Meat-Smoking TentGLENDALE, AZ—Calling timeout and coming to the aid of the team’s visibly ailing head coach during Super Bowl LVII,…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLSuper Bowl Crowd Erupts In Applause As Rihanna Brings Out Richard Kind
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLAndy Reid Admits He Can Still Taste Last Super Bowl Victory In MustacheGLENDALE, AZ—Reflecting on what his return to the sport’s highest stage meant to him as Super Bowl LVII got under…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLReport: 84% Of Super Bowl Ads Specifically Intended To Distract From Human Rights ViolationCHICAGO—Exposing the ulterior motives behind the vast majority of commercials airing on the night of the…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLKevin Burkhardt: ‘The Men, They Begin Their Brutal Clash, And We—We Cheer Their Broken Bodies’GLENDALE, AZ—In response to the opening kickoff at Super Bowl LVII, sports broadcaster Kevin Burkhardt announced…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLShy Andy Reid Asks Eagles If They Remember HimGLENDALE, AZ—Mumbling as he spoke and attempting to brush a strand of hair behind his ear, a shy Andy Reid…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLRoger Goodell Just Hoping For Competitive Game Where No One Dies On Field, Mentions League’s Record On Race, Brings Up CTE, Highlights Discriminatory Hiring Practices, Or Says ‘Deshaun Watson’GLENDALE, AZ—When asked how he felt about the hotly anticipated Super Bowl LVII, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLKelce Brothers Beg NFL To Let Them Play On Same Team For Super BowlPHOENIX—Knocking furiously on Roger Goodell’s hotel room door to ask if the NFL commissioner had changed his mind,…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLThings To Never Say To An Eagles FanIf you’ve ever had the misfortune of being acquainted with a die-hard Philadelphia Eagles fan, then you know that it…