SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLBears GM Focused On Drafting Players Who Can Help Justin Fields Up After SackPublishedApril 27, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLOwner Thanks Fans For Countless Years Of Supporting Team Through Tax BreaksMINNEAPOLIS—Telling the legions of supporters that he couldn’t have done it without them, Minnesota Vikings owner…PublishedApril 20, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLBrowns GM: ‘If I Could Go Back, I’d Offer Deshaun Watson More Money’CLEVELAND—Asked if he had any regrets about the fully guaranteed five-year, $230 million deal the team gave the…PublishedApril 14, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNFL Owners Announce Secret Meeting To Make Sure They Aren’t Colluding Against Lamar JacksonPHOENIX—In an effort to investigate claims that they were conspiring to suppress the market for the Baltimore Ravens…PublishedMarch 31, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLDan Snyder Willing To Sell Washington Commanders To Whitest BidderPublishedMarch 30, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLAaron Rodgers Mentions He’s Only Heard Great Conspiracy Theories About New YorkPublishedMarch 16, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLAaron Rodgers Reflects On Life Choices After Jets Emerge As Only Potential SuitorPublishedMarch 10, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNFL’s Reinstatement Of Calvin Ridley Sponsored By FanDuelPublishedMarch 10, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNew NFL Combine Drill Tests Player’s Ability To Half-Ass Taping Of Local Sandwich Shop CommercialINDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to gain a fuller picture of prospective players and ensure they would be good fits for the…PublishedMarch 6, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFL‘I Hope Joe Burrow Takes A Team-Friendly Deal,’ Says Fan Who Will Be Laid Off Without SeveranceWOOSTER, OH—With the Cincinnati Bengals quarterback’s future uncertain going into the final year of his contract,…PublishedFebruary 23, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLBaltimore Ravens Top ESPN’s Way-Too-Late 2012 NFL Power RankingsBRISTOL, CT—ESPN reportedly encouraged their readers to debate a new list the site published Wednesday, declaring…PublishedFebruary 22, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNick Sirianni Shows Why Andy Reid Was Right To Drop His Ass As Chiefs Wide Receivers Coach In 2012PublishedFebruary 12, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLChiefs Second Super Bowl Win Proves Anything Possible If You Don’t Trade Up To Draft Mitch TrubiskyPublishedFebruary 12, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLReport: This Last Time Chiefs Super Bowl Victory Will Be EnjoyableGLENDALE, AZ—A report published immediately following the Kansas City Chiefs’ win over the Philadelphia Eagles in…PublishedFebruary 12, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLChiefs Medical Staff Help Critically Hungry Andy Reid Into Meat-Smoking TentGLENDALE, AZ—Calling timeout and coming to the aid of the team’s visibly ailing head coach during Super Bowl LVII,…PublishedFebruary 12, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLSuper Bowl Crowd Erupts In Applause As Rihanna Brings Out Richard KindPublishedFebruary 12, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLDecrepit Tom Brady Wheeled Out To Enjoy Super Bowl Halftime ShowPublishedFebruary 12, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLAndy Reid Admits He Can Still Taste Last Super Bowl Victory In MustacheGLENDALE, AZ—Reflecting on what his return to the sport’s highest stage meant to him as Super Bowl LVII got under…PublishedFebruary 12, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLReport: 84% Of Super Bowl Ads Specifically Intended To Distract From Human Rights ViolationCHICAGO—Exposing the ulterior motives behind the vast majority of commercials airing on the night of the…PublishedFebruary 12, 2023