SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLReport: This Last Time Chiefs Super Bowl Victory Will Be EnjoyableGLENDALE, AZ—A report published immediately following the Kansas City Chiefs’ win over the Philadelphia Eagles in…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLChiefs Medical Staff Help Critically Hungry Andy Reid Into Meat-Smoking TentGLENDALE, AZ—Calling timeout and coming to the aid of the team’s visibly ailing head coach during Super Bowl LVII,…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLSuper Bowl Crowd Erupts In Applause As Rihanna Brings Out Richard Kind
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLAndy Reid Admits He Can Still Taste Last Super Bowl Victory In MustacheGLENDALE, AZ—Reflecting on what his return to the sport’s highest stage meant to him as Super Bowl LVII got under…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLReport: 84% Of Super Bowl Ads Specifically Intended To Distract From Human Rights ViolationCHICAGO—Exposing the ulterior motives behind the vast majority of commercials airing on the night of the…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLKevin Burkhardt: ‘The Men, They Begin Their Brutal Clash, And We—We Cheer Their Broken Bodies’GLENDALE, AZ—In response to the opening kickoff at Super Bowl LVII, sports broadcaster Kevin Burkhardt announced…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLShy Andy Reid Asks Eagles If They Remember HimGLENDALE, AZ—Mumbling as he spoke and attempting to brush a strand of hair behind his ear, a shy Andy Reid…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLRoger Goodell Just Hoping For Competitive Game Where No One Dies On Field, Mentions League’s Record On Race, Brings Up CTE, Highlights Discriminatory Hiring Practices, Or Says ‘Deshaun Watson’GLENDALE, AZ—When asked how he felt about the hotly anticipated Super Bowl LVII, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLKelce Brothers Beg NFL To Let Them Play On Same Team For Super BowlPHOENIX—Knocking furiously on Roger Goodell’s hotel room door to ask if the NFL commissioner had changed his mind,…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLThings To Never Say To An Eagles FanIf you’ve ever had the misfortune of being acquainted with a die-hard Philadelphia Eagles fan, then you know that it…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLThings To Never Say To A Chiefs FanWhile it’s best to avoid engaging with them at all, if you must talk to someone who is a member of “Chiefs Nation,”…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLOnion Sports’ Guide To Super Bowl LVIIOnion Sports shares its expert analysis on the team that will come away with victory in Super Bowl LVII.
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLThe Super Company Announces It’s Not Renewing Sponsorship Contract With NFL Bowl GameATLANTA—The professional football world was reportedly rocked Monday when the Super Company issued a press release…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNFL Medical Personnel Race For Quickest Ligament Repair During Pro Bowl Surgical Skills ChallengePARADISE, NV—Performing lateral ankle reconstruction procedures before a sold-out crowd at Allegiant Stadium, NFL…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLNick Bosa Quietly Admits To Offensive Tackle That Being Held Feels NicePHILADELPHIA—As the players stood around on the field during a timeout in the NFC Championship game, San Francisco…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLOnion Sports’ NFL Conference Championships PicksOnion Sports shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in the NFL’s Conference…
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLReferee Can’t Help But Grin While Calling Penalty To Bring Back Huge GainBUFFALO, NY—Reached for comment on his experience officiating the NFL divisional round playoff game between the…