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Donna Kelce Just Glad Her Better Son Won

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Report: This Last Time Chiefs Super Bowl Victory Will Be Enjoyable

GLENDALE, AZ—A report published immediately following the Kansas City Chiefs’ win over the Philadelphia Eagles in…

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Chiefs Medical Staff Help Critically Hungry Andy Reid Into Meat-Smoking Tent

GLENDALE, AZ—Calling timeout and coming to the aid of the team’s visibly ailing head coach during Super Bowl LVII,…

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Super Bowl Crowd Erupts In Applause As Rihanna Brings Out Richard Kind

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Decrepit Tom Brady Wheeled Out To Enjoy Super Bowl Halftime Show

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Andy Reid Admits He Can Still Taste Last Super Bowl Victory In Mustache

GLENDALE, AZ—Reflecting on what his return to the sport’s highest stage meant to him as Super Bowl LVII got under…

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Report: 84% Of Super Bowl Ads Specifically Intended To Distract From Human Rights Violation

CHICAGO—Exposing the ulterior motives behind the vast majority of commercials airing on the night of the…

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Kevin Burkhardt: ‘The Men, They Begin Their Brutal Clash, And We—We Cheer Their Broken Bodies’

GLENDALE, AZ—In response to the opening kickoff at Super Bowl LVII, sports broadcaster Kevin Burkhardt announced…

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Shy Andy Reid Asks Eagles If They Remember Him

GLENDALE, AZ—Mumbling as he spoke and attempting to brush a strand of hair behind his ear, a shy Andy Reid…

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Roger Goodell Just Hoping For Competitive Game Where No One Dies On Field, Mentions League’s Record On Race, Brings Up CTE, Highlights Discriminatory Hiring Practices, Or Says ‘Deshaun Watson’

GLENDALE, AZ—When asked how he felt about the hotly anticipated Super Bowl LVII, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told…

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Kelce Brothers Beg NFL To Let Them Play On Same Team For Super Bowl

PHOENIX—Knocking furiously on Roger Goodell’s hotel room door to ask if the NFL commissioner had changed his mind,…

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Things To Never Say To An Eagles Fan

If you’ve ever had the misfortune of being acquainted with a die-hard Philadelphia Eagles fan, then you know that it…

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Things To Never Say To A Chiefs Fan

While it’s best to avoid engaging with them at all, if you must talk to someone who is a member of “Chiefs Nation,”…

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Onion Sports’ Guide To Super Bowl LVII

Onion Sports shares its expert analysis on the team that will come away with victory in Super Bowl LVII.

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The Super Company Announces It’s Not Renewing Sponsorship Contract With NFL Bowl Game

ATLANTA—The professional football world was reportedly rocked Monday when the Super Company issued a press release…

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NFL Medical Personnel Race For Quickest Ligament Repair During Pro Bowl Surgical Skills Challenge

PARADISE, NV—Performing lateral ankle reconstruction procedures before a sold-out crowd at Allegiant Stadium, NFL…

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Walmart Destroys Another Local Business

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Nick Bosa Quietly Admits To Offensive Tackle That Being Held Feels Nice

PHILADELPHIA—As the players stood around on the field during a timeout in the NFC Championship game, San Francisco…

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Onion Sports’ NFL Conference Championships Picks

Onion Sports shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in the NFL’s Conference…

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Referee Can’t Help But Grin While Calling Penalty To Bring Back Huge Gain

BUFFALO, NY—Reached for comment on his experience officiating the NFL divisional round playoff game between the…